I fucking lol’d
I fucking lol’d
For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards.
Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Weekend, GO.
Weekend, GO.
YO AMERICA, ARE WE COOKED?
YO AMERICA, ARE WE COOKED?
The $5k:
The $5k:
Ngl, Metroid Ravenous is gonna be that game I buy solely because SAMUS IS EATING
Ngl, Metroid Ravenous is gonna be that game I buy solely because SAMUS IS EATING
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
#RIPDolly
From the family of Dolly Parton: www.facebook.com/share/v/1P2y...
#RIPDolly
From the family of Dolly Parton: www.facebook.com/share/v/1P2y...
Revengeance it is, then.
Revengeance it is, then.
YO AMERICA. ARE WE COOKED?
YO AMERICA. ARE WE COOKED?
Also, 1 & 6 go the hardest.
Per the Secretary of State: Kentuckians can vote for their favorite sticker at the SOS's booth at the State Fair from August 20-30.
Also, 1 & 6 go the hardest.
Why people try to hit on folks at an asylum with weights is beyond me.
Why people try to hit on folks at an asylum with weights is beyond me.
>> Grok is horny on main with gratuitous sexual content after a prompt from a user called GurtGobaine saying “jerk it a lil”
>> Closes Twitter
>> Grok is horny on main with gratuitous sexual content after a prompt from a user called GurtGobaine saying “jerk it a lil”
>> Closes Twitter
YO AMERICA. ARE WE COOKED?
YO AMERICA. ARE WE COOKED?