@toobehr.bsky.social
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OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
September 19, 2026 at 2:54 PM
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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September 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I ordered picard tea cups like 8 months ago and they arrived without warning finally.
September 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I ordered picard tea cups like 8 months ago and they arrived without warning finally.
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We cried, we begged, we pleaded, and He answered our faithful prayers at last:
September 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
We cried, we begged, we pleaded, and He answered our faithful prayers at last:
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When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh
September 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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Please try saying the phrase "Doctor Pepper Manga Contest" out loud. Imagine Orson Welles saying it. A beautiful combination of words that should be seared into your memory.
August 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Please try saying the phrase "Doctor Pepper Manga Contest" out loud. Imagine Orson Welles saying it. A beautiful combination of words that should be seared into your memory.
Smash Heine Hands: you have to finish both heinekens before you can use any items in melee.
August 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Smash Heine Hands: you have to finish both heinekens before you can use any items in melee.
They should make a sequel to "Angels in the Outfield" and call it "Demons in the Dugout."
August 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
They should make a sequel to "Angels in the Outfield" and call it "Demons in the Dugout."
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Colm Meaney Colm Friendly
July 23, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Colm Meaney Colm Friendly
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BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
Me when someone says I need to go back to formula.
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July 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Me when someone says I need to go back to formula.
iOi should make a Toy Story stealth game where you have to complete missions while playing dead whenever a human comes by.
June 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
iOi should make a Toy Story stealth game where you have to complete missions while playing dead whenever a human comes by.
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God of War: Laffer
Coming September 2026,
along with everything else.
Coming September 2026,
along with everything else.
June 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
God of War: Laffer
Coming September 2026,
along with everything else.
Coming September 2026,
along with everything else.
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"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration
"doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
"doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
May 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration
"doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
"doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
Your landlord doesn't want you to know that the backrooms exists and it's actually totally chill in there.
May 29, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Your landlord doesn't want you to know that the backrooms exists and it's actually totally chill in there.
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I didn't know @grubb.wtf was in the counting crows.
May 23, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I didn't know @grubb.wtf was in the counting crows.
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Hey @tolkoto.com try again? Come join the fun! giantbomb.com/join
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@danryckert.com @chucktowski.com @giantbomb.com
May 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Hey @tolkoto.com try again? Come join the fun! giantbomb.com/join
@danryckert.com @chucktowski.com @giantbomb.com
@danryckert.com @chucktowski.com @giantbomb.com