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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
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More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
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*laughing hysterically every time someone says "Hoppy Easter"*
April 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
*laughing hysterically every time someone says "Hoppy Easter"*
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Damn, girl. You must be a Blu-ray copy of “Babe: Pig in the City” because I can’t take my eyes off your special features.
February 26, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Damn, girl. You must be a Blu-ray copy of “Babe: Pig in the City” because I can’t take my eyes off your special features.
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If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
March 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
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her: have a favorite cartoon?
me: i’m fond of popeye
my beefy uncle tim: the spinach he ate was tainted from the lead in those cans, that’s what made him strong.
me: i’m fond of popeye
my beefy uncle tim: the spinach he ate was tainted from the lead in those cans, that’s what made him strong.
May 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
her: have a favorite cartoon?
me: i’m fond of popeye
my beefy uncle tim: the spinach he ate was tainted from the lead in those cans, that’s what made him strong.
me: i’m fond of popeye
my beefy uncle tim: the spinach he ate was tainted from the lead in those cans, that’s what made him strong.
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There are a few garden gnome enthusiasts in my neighbourhood and though we’ve never spoken I do consider us engaged in a dialogue.
June 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There are a few garden gnome enthusiasts in my neighbourhood and though we’ve never spoken I do consider us engaged in a dialogue.
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girl takes you home from the bar and her TV is vertical so she can watch tiktoks on it
November 2, 2023 at 7:09 PM
girl takes you home from the bar and her TV is vertical so she can watch tiktoks on it
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the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
March 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
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[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
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love a nice, smooth frog
March 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
love a nice, smooth frog
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Parrots stating that the Greeneville Zoo sucks are expressing their own opinions and not the views of the Greeneville Zoo.
March 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Parrots stating that the Greeneville Zoo sucks are expressing their own opinions and not the views of the Greeneville Zoo.
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The burrowing owl enclosure is closed for maintenance. They delved too greedily, too deep.
March 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The burrowing owl enclosure is closed for maintenance. They delved too greedily, too deep.
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sorry for the mediocre posting I gotta recharge the amulet
March 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
sorry for the mediocre posting I gotta recharge the amulet
"When mom takes the Doritos chips away"
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"When mom takes the Doritos chips away"
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Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's always been there, predating time itself, spectral, ravenous, past the corner of her eye, until she looks, then it is gone.
April 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's always been there, predating time itself, spectral, ravenous, past the corner of her eye, until she looks, then it is gone.
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I’m sorry for the things I said after I cut my fingernails too short
April 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I’m sorry for the things I said after I cut my fingernails too short
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i am posting a lot bc i escaped from my crate and my watchers cannot find me
November 26, 2023 at 9:05 PM
i am posting a lot bc i escaped from my crate and my watchers cannot find me
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Honestly if you hire the three stooges with their job history/references at this point you get what you deserve
April 1, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Honestly if you hire the three stooges with their job history/references at this point you get what you deserve