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Tottie Limejuice
@tottie.bsky.social
Author, dog owner, former cat servant, Living in France, sanity in doubt. Writes crime fiction as LM Krier (Ted Darling series) and travel memoirs (Sell the Pig series) as Tottie Limejuice
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October 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I often get this song as an earworm. Fabulous, especially when sung by the late, great Luke Kelly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqr...
Raglan Road - Luke Kelly
YouTube video by The Dubliners
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The Grinch who stole the view! Should be able to see La Chaîne des Puys from there.
October 9, 2026 at 7:38 AM
This gem came up on my FB Memories today! www.cameo.com/recipient/62...
Client Challenge
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October 7, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I did it!!! found where to watch Slow Horses! A log in I've not used for ages so had forgotten the password. Going to binge the whole thing today before it goes and hides again! It's actually too hot to do anything else apart from our hourly leg-stretch walk!
October 6, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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The dumbest SOB that has ever held the highest office.

#Pinks
#USDemocracy
October 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Thank you to all who tried to help with my online viewing problems. Very kind of you all, and delivered without Mansplaining! I'm a bit banjaxed by it all so I'll get my computer man to come and sort it. Especially as one of my back molars has just broken in half so I need to get that fixed asap!!
October 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Totally abandoned all hope of ever watching Slow Horses. Wherever I try to log in to view I get some reason I can't connect - even Prime, which I have and pay for, and it seems to be a different reason every time. So fed up!!!
October 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
When you are fed up to the bl**dy back b*m as my befuddled old mother used to say, go for a picnic with your dog 🐕
October 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
FREE for Kindle all weekend!! www.amazon.co.uk/Two-Little-B...
Amazon.co.uk
www.amazon.co.uk
October 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Thursdays are picnic tea days for me and Rosie. Cold and wet today but a tradition is a tradition, even if we end up in the garage!!
October 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
It's suddenly gone so damp and chilly here in the Auvergne that I've lugged the gas fire into the Writing Room. Amazingly it started on the first ask, which is a bit of a record!! How's the weather where you are?
October 1, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Crikey, the little ThinkPad I use for watch TV on is doing such a massive update I wonder if I will live to see it completed!!
September 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
September 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This is my motto - substitute Totties for Dragons!
September 28, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Typical!! Sure I heard a tawny owl - the females do call during the day. Fired up Merlin app. 'Oh no, there are no birds at all here and even if there were, I wouldn't tell you'. Deleted app, restarted. 'Listening for birds'. Garden goes quieter than a Trappist monastery, and still is. <sigh>
September 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Making audio-books is a serious business. Here's my narrator Christopher Corcoran hard at work transforming The First Time Ever into something truly stunning!!!
September 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
About to flop in front of something mindless - like Professor T! I'm tired out - my car's sat nav has developed a mad quirk. 'In 300 metres, turn left'. 'What, into a 2 metre deep drainage ditch??' Not sure if I need to take her to the SEAT dealer or an exorcist!!
September 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
September 23, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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March 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Shortly setting off for this designated Most Beautiful Village www.issoire-tourisme.com/en/incontour... . Hopefully the GPS will cooperate as even the garage was stumped - they had a good laugh about it being possessed by demons though!
Montpeyroux, the most beautiful village in France - Auvergne Pays d'Issoire Tourist Office
The village of Montpeyroux, located 25 minutes from Clermont-Ferrand and 15 minutes from Issoire, is easily spotted from the motorway thanks to its overhanging keep.
www.issoire-tourisme.com
September 18, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Chilly this morning. Getting autumnal. For some reason the first hint of mist and mellow fruitfulness always triggers this earworm. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOjx...
O Valiant Hearts - Remembrance Hymn
YouTube video by Patriotic Archive
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September 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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Next up from Julia Hartley-Brewer ..... 40% of Doctors didn't perform a single heart transplant last year... followed by the eagerly anticipated 40% of Royal Navy didn't torpedo a single small boat last year expose...
September 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Rosa Gertrude Jekyll, David Austin Roses
Such a beautiful rose and stunning perfume
September 9, 2026 at 10:28 AM