Hel 👁️
@transchaoswizard.bsky.social
Mad Scientist. Mind Controller. Sexy Lady. Human? I build fun things and have probably bad opinions.
I have been gifted by the divine with a silver tongue that will charm everyone except hiring managers
September 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I have been gifted by the divine with a silver tongue that will charm everyone except hiring managers
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what men dont understand these days is that what a woman wants out of a man in a relationship is to cannibalize him
September 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
what men dont understand these days is that what a woman wants out of a man in a relationship is to cannibalize him
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⭐ Help! I Bought A Vintage Coat And Now I'm Hopelessly Addicted To Buying Even More Leather??? ⭐
September 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
⭐ Help! I Bought A Vintage Coat And Now I'm Hopelessly Addicted To Buying Even More Leather??? ⭐
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Cinemas are a ripoff
June 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Cinemas are a ripoff
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SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members?
I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.
I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.
June 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members?
I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.
I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.
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"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us out*
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us out*
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us ou-
*kicks us out*
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us out*
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us ou-
May 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us out*
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us out*
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us ou-
*kicks us out*
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us out*
"come here, this place is safe for perverts and kinksters!"
*kicks us ou-
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it’s really cute when i domme a girl and her submissive at the same time and she gets all indignant about being reduced to the same level as her plaything as if she thinks she’s actually any better in my eyes. you’re literally both just toys and your relationship means nothing to me. shut up
May 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
it’s really cute when i domme a girl and her submissive at the same time and she gets all indignant about being reduced to the same level as her plaything as if she thinks she’s actually any better in my eyes. you’re literally both just toys and your relationship means nothing to me. shut up
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April 19, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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I had not heard of this! Reposting w alt text because it looks like screen readers can’t parse all of that correctly.
July 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I had not heard of this! Reposting w alt text because it looks like screen readers can’t parse all of that correctly.
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Flock Safety has built a system where ICE can access local police data via informal backchannels and abortion seekers can be tracked under the guise of “missing persons.” And they’re continuing to expand it.
Flock Safety’s Feature Updates Cannot Make Automated License Plate Readers Safe
Two recent statements from the surveillance company reveal a troubling pattern: when confronted by evidence of widespread abuse, Flock Safety has blamed users, downplayed harms, and doubled down on th...
www.eff.org
July 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Flock Safety has built a system where ICE can access local police data via informal backchannels and abortion seekers can be tracked under the guise of “missing persons.” And they’re continuing to expand it.
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hey remember when the cops stopped responding to petty crimes in protest to the protests and the crime rate fell so they stopped lol
July 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
hey remember when the cops stopped responding to petty crimes in protest to the protests and the crime rate fell so they stopped lol
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Please subscribe to The Onion so something we write tomorrow will continue to be better than anything in the actual newspaper 11 years from now:
membership.theonion.com
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February 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Please subscribe to The Onion so something we write tomorrow will continue to be better than anything in the actual newspaper 11 years from now:
membership.theonion.com
membership.theonion.com
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rewatching sleeping beauty–
these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
February 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
rewatching sleeping beauty–
these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
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it's not funny. decaying empires only do this when extremely distressed
January 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
it's not funny. decaying empires only do this when extremely distressed