Aspen
@transsexual.dog
She/Her 🏳️⚧️ | Engineer who enjoys playing the tin whistle (poorly), left anarchy, audiobooks, and Oxford commas | This account is rated T for T
A small list of links: https://linktr.ee/likethetree
A small list of links: https://linktr.ee/likethetree
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September 14, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Officially hit the "Wait, where does It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia take place? Boston?" level of caffeine dependent.
After I heard the pre-heat chime go off for the oven, I proceeded to put a frozen pizza into the dishwasher.
So anyways, what's the best way to consume copious amounts of caffeine?
So anyways, what's the best way to consume copious amounts of caffeine?
September 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Officially hit the "Wait, where does It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia take place? Boston?" level of caffeine dependent.
All portrayals of Batman can be divided neatly into Kikis and Boubas.
Robert Pattinson? Kiki.
Adam West? Bouba.
Christian Bale? You think would be Kiki but is actually Bouba.
Terry McGinnis (animated)? Batman Beyond? You think would be Bouba but is actually Kiki.
Robert Pattinson? Kiki.
Adam West? Bouba.
Christian Bale? You think would be Kiki but is actually Bouba.
Terry McGinnis (animated)? Batman Beyond? You think would be Bouba but is actually Kiki.
September 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
All portrayals of Batman can be divided neatly into Kikis and Boubas.
Robert Pattinson? Kiki.
Adam West? Bouba.
Christian Bale? You think would be Kiki but is actually Bouba.
Terry McGinnis (animated)? Batman Beyond? You think would be Bouba but is actually Kiki.
Robert Pattinson? Kiki.
Adam West? Bouba.
Christian Bale? You think would be Kiki but is actually Bouba.
Terry McGinnis (animated)? Batman Beyond? You think would be Bouba but is actually Kiki.
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24 hours from now, the doors will open for you to join and get comfortable before the show starts. hope to have you here to spend some time away from the noise of the day!
join me this upcoming wednesday, september 9th, for a #bandcamp listening party of my new record, "spoken in the soft bokeh of whispers". i will be in chat, and would love to hear from you if you're able to catch a breath at that time 💗
ourdearfriendthemedic.bandcamp.com/merch/spoken...
ourdearfriendthemedic.bandcamp.com/merch/spoken...
September 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
24 hours from now, the doors will open for you to join and get comfortable before the show starts. hope to have you here to spend some time away from the noise of the day!
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watch The Owl House instead (the Dana Terrace way)
September 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
watch The Owl House instead (the Dana Terrace way)
Monday afternoon Outlook outage is like a three day weekend 🙏
August 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Monday afternoon Outlook outage is like a three day weekend 🙏
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RIP to two of the best to ever do it
August 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
Has anyone checked to see if there's a Cat IKEA showroom so we can see if Mr. Whiskers will actually use a GÖTTAPŌUPEN before we spend an afternoon and evening assembling it?
August 25, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Has anyone checked to see if there's a Cat IKEA showroom so we can see if Mr. Whiskers will actually use a GÖTTAPŌUPEN before we spend an afternoon and evening assembling it?
Standing next to a very unhappy child, who is expressing his discontent with travelling by car and states he will be taking a boat everywhere from now on.
Here in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
I'm afraid I have rather unfortunate news for him...
Here in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
I'm afraid I have rather unfortunate news for him...
August 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Standing next to a very unhappy child, who is expressing his discontent with travelling by car and states he will be taking a boat everywhere from now on.
Here in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
I'm afraid I have rather unfortunate news for him...
Here in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
I'm afraid I have rather unfortunate news for him...
Going through some medical records today and I spotted this on the preoperative history and physical for my left twelfth rib resection 😂
August 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Going through some medical records today and I spotted this on the preoperative history and physical for my left twelfth rib resection 😂
My previous primary care clinician's office keeps sending me reminders to schedule a pap smear. I keep having to tell them that I don't live anywhere near them any more >:/
August 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My previous primary care clinician's office keeps sending me reminders to schedule a pap smear. I keep having to tell them that I don't live anywhere near them any more >:/
After I heard the pre-heat chime go off for the oven, I proceeded to put a frozen pizza into the dishwasher.
So anyways, what's the best way to consume copious amounts of caffeine?
So anyways, what's the best way to consume copious amounts of caffeine?
August 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
After I heard the pre-heat chime go off for the oven, I proceeded to put a frozen pizza into the dishwasher.
So anyways, what's the best way to consume copious amounts of caffeine?
So anyways, what's the best way to consume copious amounts of caffeine?
Today, a 30-something-year-old asked me what my Hogwarts House is.
I just stared at her for a second before going, "... I don't know."
She looks at me and goes, "Ohhhh, I bet you're a lot more into Star Trek."
Why yes, that's one way to put it.
Anyways, who is your favorite Star Trek captain?
I just stared at her for a second before going, "... I don't know."
She looks at me and goes, "Ohhhh, I bet you're a lot more into Star Trek."
Why yes, that's one way to put it.
Anyways, who is your favorite Star Trek captain?
August 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Today, a 30-something-year-old asked me what my Hogwarts House is.
I just stared at her for a second before going, "... I don't know."
She looks at me and goes, "Ohhhh, I bet you're a lot more into Star Trek."
Why yes, that's one way to put it.
Anyways, who is your favorite Star Trek captain?
I just stared at her for a second before going, "... I don't know."
She looks at me and goes, "Ohhhh, I bet you're a lot more into Star Trek."
Why yes, that's one way to put it.
Anyways, who is your favorite Star Trek captain?
I kinda love looking at the records at ${BOOK_STORE} because it's such a strange collection of new stuff and boutique 90's indie albums that can only be described as Aspencore.
August 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I kinda love looking at the records at ${BOOK_STORE} because it's such a strange collection of new stuff and boutique 90's indie albums that can only be described as Aspencore.
My first time at The Santa Fe Opera's Crosby Theatre.
It's a beautiful theatre. I highly recommend seeing something here if you're in the area 😄
It's a beautiful theatre. I highly recommend seeing something here if you're in the area 😄
July 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
My first time at The Santa Fe Opera's Crosby Theatre.
It's a beautiful theatre. I highly recommend seeing something here if you're in the area 😄
It's a beautiful theatre. I highly recommend seeing something here if you're in the area 😄
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
In all of the chaos of this year, we all missed that Guess Who has been mathematically solved.
arxiv.org/pdf/1509.03327
arxiv.org/pdf/1509.03327
arxiv.org
July 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
In all of the chaos of this year, we all missed that Guess Who has been mathematically solved.
arxiv.org/pdf/1509.03327
arxiv.org/pdf/1509.03327
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Sockscast Episode 187 drops in to help you get your week started off in the right direction!
Sockscast Episode 187 drops in to help you get your week started off in the right direction!
July 13, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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Sockscast Episode 187 drops in to help you get your week started off in the right direction!
Sockscast Episode 187 drops in to help you get your week started off in the right direction!
Question for those professionals seeking advice from the older, more experienced professionals: is the going rate for a 45 minute conversation of career advice still a coffee drink of the older, more experienced professional's choosing?
July 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Question for those professionals seeking advice from the older, more experienced professionals: is the going rate for a 45 minute conversation of career advice still a coffee drink of the older, more experienced professional's choosing?
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Emergency baby goat deployment
June 30, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Emergency baby goat deployment
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Isn't she lovely #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
June 20, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Isn't she lovely #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
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Sockscast Episode 186 is hot and ready and SO TOTALLY into you!
Sockscast Episode 186 is hot and ready and SO TOTALLY into you!
June 22, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Sockscast Episode 186 is hot and ready and SO TOTALLY into you!
Sockscast Episode 186 is hot and ready and SO TOTALLY into you!
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It's impossible to overestimate how important the RPG Maker community is to video games, so many classic games in the past 35 years were either made by the community or inspired by them.
To see one of their main knowledge banks nonchalantly wiped away like this is disgusting.
To see one of their main knowledge banks nonchalantly wiped away like this is disgusting.
GotchaGotchaGames dropped today that they're shutting down the official rpgmaker forums next week, and taking down access entirely come December...
Final Profit wouldn't exist without these forums, there's so much knowledge about to be lost. I'm mortified.
forums.rpgmakerweb.com/forums/impor...
Final Profit wouldn't exist without these forums, there's so much knowledge about to be lost. I'm mortified.
forums.rpgmakerweb.com/forums/impor...
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS: FORUM CLOSURE
forums.rpgmakerweb.com
June 11, 2026 at 10:51 AM
It's impossible to overestimate how important the RPG Maker community is to video games, so many classic games in the past 35 years were either made by the community or inspired by them.
To see one of their main knowledge banks nonchalantly wiped away like this is disgusting.
To see one of their main knowledge banks nonchalantly wiped away like this is disgusting.
"Why do cotton balls have to creak though?" and other 100% allistic things being said in the Discord right now
June 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"Why do cotton balls have to creak though?" and other 100% allistic things being said in the Discord right now