b-something ehn
@trashbagcackler.bsky.social
i wear a trashbag and i cackle. i am from another planet and my visiage may not be observed.
im just a homosexual with a vision
im just a homosexual with a vision
My Dunkin knows me the second I pull up to the drive thru speaker and THAT is love
September 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
My Dunkin knows me the second I pull up to the drive thru speaker and THAT is love
accidentally sent a winky face to my grocery delivery driver so I suspect the police will be after me any moment
August 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
accidentally sent a winky face to my grocery delivery driver so I suspect the police will be after me any moment
I wish someone had ever told me I was easy to love
August 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I wish someone had ever told me I was easy to love
two things about me are 1. loyalty is ferocity and i value using loyalty to protect my circle and 2. i don't tolerate my wife being treated poorly.
betraying my wife is one of the worst things a person can do and a third thing about me is im not really a forgiver
betraying my wife is one of the worst things a person can do and a third thing about me is im not really a forgiver
August 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
two things about me are 1. loyalty is ferocity and i value using loyalty to protect my circle and 2. i don't tolerate my wife being treated poorly.
betraying my wife is one of the worst things a person can do and a third thing about me is im not really a forgiver
betraying my wife is one of the worst things a person can do and a third thing about me is im not really a forgiver
A crime has occurred: unicorn shapes mac and cheese is no longer on the shelves
August 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
A crime has occurred: unicorn shapes mac and cheese is no longer on the shelves
there remain resolute rays of light
August 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
there remain resolute rays of light
It's crazy that Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield and Timothee Chimothee are all different dudes
August 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
It's crazy that Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield and Timothee Chimothee are all different dudes
im taking this bad boy back i think
August 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
im taking this bad boy back i think
just had a vivid memory of my 8th grade science teacher, who was also my biggest bully, telling the class that aluminum doesn't conduct heat "and that's why you can touch it after you use it in the oven". He is now in charge of human resources (and foster care/homelessness issues) for the district
August 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
just had a vivid memory of my 8th grade science teacher, who was also my biggest bully, telling the class that aluminum doesn't conduct heat "and that's why you can touch it after you use it in the oven". He is now in charge of human resources (and foster care/homelessness issues) for the district
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Tips For Preventing Package Theft
Tips For Preventing Package Theft
An estimated 120 million packages are stolen every year. With holiday shopping in full swing,The Onion shares tips for preventing package theft. Ask neighbors to keep an eye out for any packages they...
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January 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tips For Preventing Package Theft
i am obviously fully convinced that i am being personally targeted by the person or people stealing packages
January 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i am obviously fully convinced that i am being personally targeted by the person or people stealing packages
It's one of those cameras that has a 2 way microphone so that I can SCREECH into the mail area when I see criminals approach no matter where I am
January 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It's one of those cameras that has a 2 way microphone so that I can SCREECH into the mail area when I see criminals approach no matter where I am
Had three packages stolen in a week. Went absolutely crazy last night and ordered a security camera. Now I'm closely monitoring the front door so no one steals my security camera
January 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Had three packages stolen in a week. Went absolutely crazy last night and ordered a security camera. Now I'm closely monitoring the front door so no one steals my security camera
i feel like my life isn't mine and i don't have control over a damn thing
December 4, 2024 at 1:57 AM
i feel like my life isn't mine and i don't have control over a damn thing
honestly can't believe i still have to wake up every day and go to my silly little job and do my silly little tasks whilst the horrors persist
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM
honestly can't believe i still have to wake up every day and go to my silly little job and do my silly little tasks whilst the horrors persist
I honestly feel like I deserve the opportunity to sow discord and Be Evil
December 3, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I honestly feel like I deserve the opportunity to sow discord and Be Evil
Can anyone remind me what's the fucking point
December 3, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Can anyone remind me what's the fucking point
are brands here yet? hershey fucked up and i want them to know it
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
are brands here yet? hershey fucked up and i want them to know it
I'm pmsing so bad Christmas decorations are making me cry
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I'm pmsing so bad Christmas decorations are making me cry
basically my entire feed is cats this site fuckin rules
November 22, 2024 at 7:21 PM
basically my entire feed is cats this site fuckin rules
extremely mourning this christmas card my wife forbade me from sending out
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
extremely mourning this christmas card my wife forbade me from sending out
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this is like something a character in Animal Farm would say, and every 6th grader in the classroom would understand why it's wrong www.nytimes.com/2024/11/15/o...
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
this is like something a character in Animal Farm would say, and every 6th grader in the classroom would understand why it's wrong www.nytimes.com/2024/11/15/o...
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funniest option tbh
i mean. can we just call them tweets
November 19, 2024 at 11:34 AM
funniest option tbh
hi what's this
November 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
hi what's this