Trash bitch forever
@trashlord69.bsky.social
Probably just yappin
I can feel such a scream building in me
September 29, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I can feel such a scream building in me
I just feel like it’s statistically unlikely that I’ve never been bit by a tick to my recollection because ya boi literally spent their entire childhood running through prairie grasses yet here we are
September 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I just feel like it’s statistically unlikely that I’ve never been bit by a tick to my recollection because ya boi literally spent their entire childhood running through prairie grasses yet here we are
Getting put the fuck to work with my boyfriend’s aunties making pemmican I slightly feel as though I’m being hazed but I’m having fun
August 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Getting put the fuck to work with my boyfriend’s aunties making pemmican I slightly feel as though I’m being hazed but I’m having fun
Also ps most perfect amount of social interaction is to show up to the function, get the shit kicked out of me immediately for forty five minutes, fifteen minutes socializing then I go home
August 18, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Also ps most perfect amount of social interaction is to show up to the function, get the shit kicked out of me immediately for forty five minutes, fifteen minutes socializing then I go home
With no provocation Instagram has decided I’m obsessed with the skookumchuk narrows, which I have never spared a thought towards but have tonight received no less than seventeen videos of
August 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
With no provocation Instagram has decided I’m obsessed with the skookumchuk narrows, which I have never spared a thought towards but have tonight received no less than seventeen videos of
Partner’s girlfriend said my melted ass edible (from being in my tent for six days at +30) looked like a diva cup :/
August 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Partner’s girlfriend said my melted ass edible (from being in my tent for six days at +30) looked like a diva cup :/
Really was not sure if it was dust or tan from several days of wandering around mostly naked at Shambhala but pleasantly surprised to say it’s mostly tan
July 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Really was not sure if it was dust or tan from several days of wandering around mostly naked at Shambhala but pleasantly surprised to say it’s mostly tan
Boyfriend’s wife just called me to tell me about the boy she’s seeing and I asked for goss and I just sat here the world’s most stoned putting fistfuls of beans into my mouth and getting hot goss like my life’s never been better tbh
July 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Boyfriend’s wife just called me to tell me about the boy she’s seeing and I asked for goss and I just sat here the world’s most stoned putting fistfuls of beans into my mouth and getting hot goss like my life’s never been better tbh
Truly I haven’t been fucking NEARLY enough this summer it feels shameful
July 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Truly I haven’t been fucking NEARLY enough this summer it feels shameful
ew you guys I just found myself thinking so lovingly of my partner’s face that I went looking for pictures of it like a little Victorian locket moment Jesus Christ
July 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
ew you guys I just found myself thinking so lovingly of my partner’s face that I went looking for pictures of it like a little Victorian locket moment Jesus Christ
Soooo I spent the weekend learning how to ride a dirt bike (would’ve also been a motorcycle but my partner (also learning) broke it lol) and I’m looking up motorcycle license appts right now
May 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Soooo I spent the weekend learning how to ride a dirt bike (would’ve also been a motorcycle but my partner (also learning) broke it lol) and I’m looking up motorcycle license appts right now
Watched my dumbass bf help his brother take a piece off a car using an axe today so that was a new one for me
May 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Watched my dumbass bf help his brother take a piece off a car using an axe today so that was a new one for me
Playing co-op halo w my boyfriend hits different but also tell me why this bitch has a Friday night bedtime of 8pm girl PLEASE we should be up until four am
May 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Playing co-op halo w my boyfriend hits different but also tell me why this bitch has a Friday night bedtime of 8pm girl PLEASE we should be up until four am
Got lingerie from the thrift store again and it slaps again. Is this my one skill
May 4, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Got lingerie from the thrift store again and it slaps again. Is this my one skill
I need to become sluttier this summer yet again. Taking suggestions
April 27, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I need to become sluttier this summer yet again. Taking suggestions
Actually soooo fucking good to get ripped off an edible and brush my teeth twice because I’m convinced it’ll feel good and maybe better to be correct about it.
April 25, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Actually soooo fucking good to get ripped off an edible and brush my teeth twice because I’m convinced it’ll feel good and maybe better to be correct about it.
Mid @justdustyrhodes.com mild beatdown I had to be like hey sorry I actually have to put on Madonna’s 1998 album Ray of Light Right This Fucking Second and 1. I was correct to do so 2. He rolled with it flawlessly which is all I can ask for
April 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Mid @justdustyrhodes.com mild beatdown I had to be like hey sorry I actually have to put on Madonna’s 1998 album Ray of Light Right This Fucking Second and 1. I was correct to do so 2. He rolled with it flawlessly which is all I can ask for
Headbanging then sleeping on a couch that’s too short for my tall ass is currently ruining my shit
April 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Headbanging then sleeping on a couch that’s too short for my tall ass is currently ruining my shit
Devoncore move to only ever take the bus anywhere unless ☝️ i have the option to get railed. This $8 Lyft is the best money I’ve spent this month
April 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Devoncore move to only ever take the bus anywhere unless ☝️ i have the option to get railed. This $8 Lyft is the best money I’ve spent this month
I wish there was a way for me to bus to Seattle then drive back without incurring the costs of depositing a rental in another country bc I don’t wanna drive to Seattle during the fucking DAY bro
March 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I wish there was a way for me to bus to Seattle then drive back without incurring the costs of depositing a rental in another country bc I don’t wanna drive to Seattle during the fucking DAY bro
Polyamory perks of the week; one boyfriend drops you off at surgery and one boyfriend picks you up. Honorary mentions to the gal pal and third boyfriend for having offered to send food/bring me what I need 😭
March 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Polyamory perks of the week; one boyfriend drops you off at surgery and one boyfriend picks you up. Honorary mentions to the gal pal and third boyfriend for having offered to send food/bring me what I need 😭
My bf’s wife was the first person to tell me to watch the gay hockey show so obviously she got so many messages from me about it but I sent this one and instantly was like well that’s revealing isn’t it considering that’s exactly the relationship I have with your husband 💀💀💀💀
February 14, 2026 at 6:48 AM
My bf’s wife was the first person to tell me to watch the gay hockey show so obviously she got so many messages from me about it but I sent this one and instantly was like well that’s revealing isn’t it considering that’s exactly the relationship I have with your husband 💀💀💀💀
Can’t wear the dress I was gonna wear tomorrow because I have one perfectly round bite mark and then like fifteen claw marks on my titties lmao
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Can’t wear the dress I was gonna wear tomorrow because I have one perfectly round bite mark and then like fifteen claw marks on my titties lmao
Every time I hit bottom of a pot on one of the few lush products I still buy or have to buy spices from the shop I used to work I just heave the world’s biggest sigh for discounts past 😭
February 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Every time I hit bottom of a pot on one of the few lush products I still buy or have to buy spices from the shop I used to work I just heave the world’s biggest sigh for discounts past 😭