call me a wizard baby the way her money got me acting stranger
August 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
call me a wizard baby the way her money got me acting stranger
something interesting about society is that people tell you to go to jail or go to hell. but not go to life, go to happiness or go to love.
May 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
something interesting about society is that people tell you to go to jail or go to hell. but not go to life, go to happiness or go to love.
I'm going to move to the big city... to become an actor!! and to let my inhibitions flow to the wind....
April 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I'm going to move to the big city... to become an actor!! and to let my inhibitions flow to the wind....
thinking about going to #Cancun on #springbreak with my #binoculors to see if I can see any #flashers
April 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
thinking about going to #Cancun on #springbreak with my #binoculors to see if I can see any #flashers
I bet it feels soooo good to hold an orb and scepter
April 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I bet it feels soooo good to hold an orb and scepter
yuri between a car that's getting jump-started and a car that's jump-starting the other car
April 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
yuri between a car that's getting jump-started and a car that's jump-starting the other car
welcome.... to my sex-positive Israeli coding rave...
April 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
welcome.... to my sex-positive Israeli coding rave...
idk what happened 😭 they're in the courtroom calling me Exhibit A 😭
March 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
idk what happened 😭 they're in the courtroom calling me Exhibit A 😭
Reposted by tricky dixie
ever since i was a child i always wanted to be a generic mech pilot, come across the protagonist, yell "I won't lose!" and say "tch ... !" and "This girl ... !!" until she impales me, there is a close up of my yelling, i explode into pink flames and i am forgotten after 3 episodes
March 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
ever since i was a child i always wanted to be a generic mech pilot, come across the protagonist, yell "I won't lose!" and say "tch ... !" and "This girl ... !!" until she impales me, there is a close up of my yelling, i explode into pink flames and i am forgotten after 3 episodes
back then everyone wanted me to "do the robot." but now, when I talk about wanting to do a robot, everyone wants me to shut up
March 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
back then everyone wanted me to "do the robot." but now, when I talk about wanting to do a robot, everyone wants me to shut up
I'm going to club penis and it looks like they all know you there
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I'm going to club penis and it looks like they all know you there
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I liked becoming a master manipulator - so I learned to Duchenne smile on command. now everyone thinks I'm happy
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I liked becoming a master manipulator - so I learned to Duchenne smile on command. now everyone thinks I'm happy
can't spell simony without money 😎
February 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
can't spell simony without money 😎
"s'il vous plait?" when is it going to be time for s'elle vous plait
*is gently coaxed out back and shot*
*is gently coaxed out back and shot*
December 23, 2023 at 8:55 PM
"s'il vous plait?" when is it going to be time for s'elle vous plait
*is gently coaxed out back and shot*
*is gently coaxed out back and shot*
they should make human sized versions of all the kitchen appliances like microwaves and toasters and stand mixers just for playing around in
December 9, 2023 at 12:27 AM
they should make human sized versions of all the kitchen appliances like microwaves and toasters and stand mixers just for playing around in
Reposted by tricky dixie
December 5, 2023 at 1:15 PM
*cums once and dies*
December 1, 2023 at 12:17 AM
*cums once and dies*
just came up with a new username: "adultcrybaby" you're welcome folks
November 19, 2023 at 4:42 AM
just came up with a new username: "adultcrybaby" you're welcome folks
If you see this, skeet any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
November 12, 2023 at 5:13 PM
If you see this, skeet any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
fuck it, I'm tummyposting and there's nothing you can type or post at me to stop me
November 10, 2023 at 6:19 AM
fuck it, I'm tummyposting and there's nothing you can type or post at me to stop me
there have been other, past rodeos in which I've been a participant. I've even got a kiss from a clown
October 19, 2023 at 4:08 PM
there have been other, past rodeos in which I've been a participant. I've even got a kiss from a clown