Falborg 2.0
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They call ME the Big Bopper!
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The only #MaskedSinger I give a damn about is Cuban Pete.
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The ultimate gift for the Austin Powers fan in your life: a Basil Exposition customized Twins jersey.
(My birthday is in two months btw… 🤭😉)
(My birthday is in two months btw… 🤭😉)
September 10, 2024 at 4:24 PM
The ultimate gift for the Austin Powers fan in your life: a Basil Exposition customized Twins jersey.
(My birthday is in two months btw… 🤭😉)
(My birthday is in two months btw… 🤭😉)
Today’s fortune: your most annoying male coworker has a “really funny Shane Gillis clip” to show you tomorrow; avoid if at all possible. ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️ - an average day
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September 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Today’s fortune: your most annoying male coworker has a “really funny Shane Gillis clip” to show you tomorrow; avoid if at all possible. ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️ - an average day
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Me before my morning coffee ☕️☹️
September 13, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Me before my morning coffee ☕️☹️
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whatever happened to that one guy? he would always go around on campus and argue with kids about his right wing opinions. like he would say really nasty stuff and smile when they got mad? he had his own company for it, actually. i think he was married to some lady too. havent seen him lately
February 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
whatever happened to that one guy? he would always go around on campus and argue with kids about his right wing opinions. like he would say really nasty stuff and smile when they got mad? he had his own company for it, actually. i think he was married to some lady too. havent seen him lately
Chaka Khan & BBQ Show
August 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Chaka Khan & BBQ Show
Sublime is the absolute fucking worst band on planet earth, man. Good grief. They flat out stink! 🫨
August 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Sublime is the absolute fucking worst band on planet earth, man. Good grief. They flat out stink! 🫨
Shout out to that guy at the beginning of Timecop who kills all those Confederate soldiers.
July 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Shout out to that guy at the beginning of Timecop who kills all those Confederate soldiers.
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This country fucking sucks
July 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This country fucking sucks
Senator Lindsey Graham perishes after succumbing to “the vapors.”
July 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Senator Lindsey Graham perishes after succumbing to “the vapors.”
Holy fucking shit Nerds Gummy Clusters tho
July 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Holy fucking shit Nerds Gummy Clusters tho
If you wished for a better set of teeth from a genie and he gave you a pair of chompers like that guy in the Trivago commercials would you be upset?
June 29, 2026 at 5:41 AM
If you wished for a better set of teeth from a genie and he gave you a pair of chompers like that guy in the Trivago commercials would you be upset?
Jack Links? What are we talkin about here, bookmarked porno tabs???
June 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jack Links? What are we talkin about here, bookmarked porno tabs???
Impromptu Bez shout out.
Happy Mondays & Bez Dance in Madchester
ALT: Happy Mondays & Bez Dance in Madchester
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June 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Impromptu Bez shout out.
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Michael Jackson was the original Disney Adult.
June 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Michael Jackson was the original Disney Adult.
Alf was fucking tight. Nothing but love for my main man and ultimate little dude, Gordon Shumway!
May 23, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Alf was fucking tight. Nothing but love for my main man and ultimate little dude, Gordon Shumway!
Hey, dipshit! I asked for the PAD Thai, not BAD Thai!
May 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Hey, dipshit! I asked for the PAD Thai, not BAD Thai!
Fit check:
Pale orange SnapBack hat w/ red lettering “Miss Hawaiian Tropic”
Size 58 Lee Pipes, large purple ankh symbol on left rear pocket
Mesh tank top
Chones
Size XXXL black T-shirt w/ red cursive lettering “God took a little longer with honky tonk women” over a busty woman riding a bronco
Pale orange SnapBack hat w/ red lettering “Miss Hawaiian Tropic”
Size 58 Lee Pipes, large purple ankh symbol on left rear pocket
Mesh tank top
Chones
Size XXXL black T-shirt w/ red cursive lettering “God took a little longer with honky tonk women” over a busty woman riding a bronco
May 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Fit check:
Pale orange SnapBack hat w/ red lettering “Miss Hawaiian Tropic”
Size 58 Lee Pipes, large purple ankh symbol on left rear pocket
Mesh tank top
Chones
Size XXXL black T-shirt w/ red cursive lettering “God took a little longer with honky tonk women” over a busty woman riding a bronco
Pale orange SnapBack hat w/ red lettering “Miss Hawaiian Tropic”
Size 58 Lee Pipes, large purple ankh symbol on left rear pocket
Mesh tank top
Chones
Size XXXL black T-shirt w/ red cursive lettering “God took a little longer with honky tonk women” over a busty woman riding a bronco
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Some people have forgotten this exists and it makes me fucking sick to my stomach.
Listen To The Dirty Drunken Pat O'Brien Voicemails That Sent Him To Rehab
YouTube video by methodshop
youtube.com
April 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Some people have forgotten this exists and it makes me fucking sick to my stomach.
Some people have forgotten this exists and it makes me fucking sick to my stomach.
Listen To The Dirty Drunken Pat O'Brien Voicemails That Sent Him To Rehab
YouTube video by methodshop
youtube.com
April 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Some people have forgotten this exists and it makes me fucking sick to my stomach.
Quick shout out to Big Dick Mitch from Righteous Gemstones.
April 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Quick shout out to Big Dick Mitch from Righteous Gemstones.
The IDF can huff my sack. Scum, the lot of ‘em.
April 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The IDF can huff my sack. Scum, the lot of ‘em.
All umps are cops.
April 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
All umps are cops.
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A great bit: doing a big cowboy walk up to the urinal, letting out a huge sigh of relief as you piss down your pant leg and all over your shoes. Never even tried to unzip.
April 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
A great bit: doing a big cowboy walk up to the urinal, letting out a huge sigh of relief as you piss down your pant leg and all over your shoes. Never even tried to unzip.