Trills
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I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
August 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Have successfully reached perfection on every Stardew Valley map AND improved my finish date every single time
August 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Have successfully reached perfection on every Stardew Valley map AND improved my finish date every single time
New Mitch McConnell photo is out and it makes me think he's alive. Not because of what's in the photo but that there is one. The deadline is almost up, if he was dead they would be seeding things like "he was doing so well but he's taken a turn for the worst"
July 27, 2026 at 9:45 PM
New Mitch McConnell photo is out and it makes me think he's alive. Not because of what's in the photo but that there is one. The deadline is almost up, if he was dead they would be seeding things like "he was doing so well but he's taken a turn for the worst"
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Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
July 27, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
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What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
July 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
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On my way, Clacton.
July 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
On my way, Clacton.
Salted caramel. Thankfully the craze for it has somewhat passed but for a while it was everywhere and everything was disgusting
What’s the most widely enjoyed food that you can’t stand, not because of allergies or anything but just because you hate it?
June 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Salted caramel. Thankfully the craze for it has somewhat passed but for a while it was everywhere and everything was disgusting
They've changed Feasts. The greatest ice cream lolly in existence and they only went and changed it. What the hell?????
May 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
They've changed Feasts. The greatest ice cream lolly in existence and they only went and changed it. What the hell?????
Why do I have so much Admin to do on my allocated admin day? I'm trying to watch The Other Bennet sister!
March 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Why do I have so much Admin to do on my allocated admin day? I'm trying to watch The Other Bennet sister!
Bridgerton needs to stop making me cry. Come on, it's not like you're Call the Midwife or anything, cut it out
February 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Bridgerton needs to stop making me cry. Come on, it's not like you're Call the Midwife or anything, cut it out
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all the advice I need for this year #Traitors #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
all the advice I need for this year #Traitors #TheTraitors
Dear cold: no. I have 3 more days till I'm off for Christmas, you can wait till then
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Dear cold: no. I have 3 more days till I'm off for Christmas, you can wait till then
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Not only should this be how all politicians deal with Reform, this is how the media should be dealing with Reform. Call them what they are, don't use them for clickbait at the cost of our country.
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Not only should this be how all politicians deal with Reform, this is how the media should be dealing with Reform. Call them what they are, don't use them for clickbait at the cost of our country.
Note to self: always double check where your argos click and collect is going, don't just see Sainsbury's and assume it's right. Turns out there's an in Sainsbury's argos in Chelmsford as well.
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Note to self: always double check where your argos click and collect is going, don't just see Sainsbury's and assume it's right. Turns out there's an in Sainsbury's argos in Chelmsford as well.
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Had my hair cut and booked my car's service, feeling very adult and fabulous
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Had my hair cut and booked my car's service, feeling very adult and fabulous
Successfully brought my AO3 Marked for Later list down to just 3 pages! Then immediately went on a Winteriron binge and now it's back to 5...
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Successfully brought my AO3 Marked for Later list down to just 3 pages! Then immediately went on a Winteriron binge and now it's back to 5...
Random thought following my completion of Hades II: Why are Aldi Mars knockoffs called "Titan"? Mars is the Roman equivalent of Ares, who's a God, not a Titan
October 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Random thought following my completion of Hades II: Why are Aldi Mars knockoffs called "Titan"? Mars is the Roman equivalent of Ares, who's a God, not a Titan
Once again in the middle of the night I climb to olympus to defeat the beast there. Now only one more victory in the underworld and I'm done
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Once again in the middle of the night I climb to olympus to defeat the beast there. Now only one more victory in the underworld and I'm done
5 wins in the underworld, 5 in the overworked btw. Nearly there!
October 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
5 wins in the underworld, 5 in the overworked btw. Nearly there!
Why do all my best Hades runs happen late at night? It's like my brain goes "Bedtime? I think you mean Titan killing time"
October 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Why do all my best Hades runs happen late at night? It's like my brain goes "Bedtime? I think you mean Titan killing time"
Found Dionysius. Found quite a lot of Dionysius in fact
October 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Found Dionysius. Found quite a lot of Dionysius in fact
Beaten Promethius, now to get to the top of the mountain
September 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Beaten Promethius, now to get to the top of the mountain
Don't laugh at me, Chronos, of course I'm quitting the run, your stupid children heroiced up my Dash. Twice
September 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Don't laugh at me, Chronos, of course I'm quitting the run, your stupid children heroiced up my Dash. Twice