Michael Tritter
@tritter.bsky.social
Long-time internet person
Industrious user of electronic instruments, feeder of cat and teen
Warner Bros., Annapurna, Oberlin, spacejam dot com
disassociating
Industrious user of electronic instruments, feeder of cat and teen
Warner Bros., Annapurna, Oberlin, spacejam dot com
disassociating
so which silo is Peter Gabriel in
September 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
so which silo is Peter Gabriel in
born and raised new yorker and transferring from the M to the 7th avenue line at 14th is still like
July 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
born and raised new yorker and transferring from the M to the 7th avenue line at 14th is still like
Companies that make gear and only put the manual online as a million separate web pages get the gas face
July 20, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Companies that make gear and only put the manual online as a million separate web pages get the gas face
guy with the Costco Executive Club membership early access Tuesday morning in an Aphex Twin T-shirt
July 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
guy with the Costco Executive Club membership early access Tuesday morning in an Aphex Twin T-shirt
Going back on Facebook after like 10 years just to use Marketplace and it takes about six minutes before I'm angrily reading moon landing deniers
July 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Going back on Facebook after like 10 years just to use Marketplace and it takes about six minutes before I'm angrily reading moon landing deniers
Criterion Channel made a Harry Dean Stanton collection with 18 movies, I am now watching 18 Harry Dean Stanton movies
July 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Criterion Channel made a Harry Dean Stanton collection with 18 movies, I am now watching 18 Harry Dean Stanton movies
When is Michael Shannon going to star in a GE Smith biopic
June 23, 2026 at 6:13 PM
When is Michael Shannon going to star in a GE Smith biopic
fuck I think I really miss New York for the first time in almost two decades
June 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
fuck I think I really miss New York for the first time in almost two decades
Reposted by Michael Tritter
look I realize I’m a New Yorker but separately on a deep spiritual level I also understand futzing around for the first three quarters and realizing all of a sudden you have to show up for the fourth
June 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
look I realize I’m a New Yorker but separately on a deep spiritual level I also understand futzing around for the first three quarters and realizing all of a sudden you have to show up for the fourth
Reposted by Michael Tritter
“so what’s your take?”
“the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late”
“100% disagree”
“the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late”
“100% disagree”
May 23, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“so what’s your take?”
“the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late”
“100% disagree”
“the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late”
“100% disagree”
Annual check-in on the BQE, still reluctant to refer to it as paved
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Annual check-in on the BQE, still reluctant to refer to it as paved
Crypto Guy/Celebrity Dentist showing off the Sennheiser vocoder he just bought for $200,000 from the Florian Schneider estate sale
"And this baby [sealed in plastic box] was used by The Kraftworks on "Robot Calculator'"
"And this baby [sealed in plastic box] was used by The Kraftworks on "Robot Calculator'"
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Crypto Guy/Celebrity Dentist showing off the Sennheiser vocoder he just bought for $200,000 from the Florian Schneider estate sale
"And this baby [sealed in plastic box] was used by The Kraftworks on "Robot Calculator'"
"And this baby [sealed in plastic box] was used by The Kraftworks on "Robot Calculator'"
Reposted by Michael Tritter
Set aside Sen. Mike Lee's storm of lies and incitement here. Lee literally made jokes on Twitter about the fmr Speaker of the Minnesota state house being murdered in her home by a right wing extremist. Hard to imagine any more twisted and malicious person in public life.
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Set aside Sen. Mike Lee's storm of lies and incitement here. Lee literally made jokes on Twitter about the fmr Speaker of the Minnesota state house being murdered in her home by a right wing extremist. Hard to imagine any more twisted and malicious person in public life.
Dealing with JFK, Delta Airlines, and LAX on the same day is radicalizing
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Dealing with JFK, Delta Airlines, and LAX on the same day is radicalizing
Why no Man In The High Castle-style alternate history sf film that asks what if Jane Jacobs had never stopped Robert Moses for the first time in the 50s
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why no Man In The High Castle-style alternate history sf film that asks what if Jane Jacobs had never stopped Robert Moses for the first time in the 50s
more shocking than the price of the ticket is the fact that my parents allowed me as a very young person to go to new jersey
July 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
more shocking than the price of the ticket is the fact that my parents allowed me as a very young person to go to new jersey
Reposted by Michael Tritter
This 17s video has amassed 220 comments and 219 of them are guitarists who are furious with me
July 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This 17s video has amassed 220 comments and 219 of them are guitarists who are furious with me
Reposted by Michael Tritter
I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it.
Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...
Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...
June 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it.
Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...
Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...
I have never sent a fax from the beach
thanks for nothing AT&T
thanks for nothing AT&T
May 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I have never sent a fax from the beach
thanks for nothing AT&T
thanks for nothing AT&T
psychotic criminals in pro-vigilantism 70s exploitation films loved a bandana, or in Goldblum's case, a jaunty cravat
May 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
psychotic criminals in pro-vigilantism 70s exploitation films loved a bandana, or in Goldblum's case, a jaunty cravat
"Nobody Does It Better" is the best Bond theme
May 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"Nobody Does It Better" is the best Bond theme
Reposted by Michael Tritter
Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
Reposted by Michael Tritter
Oh wow, Ras Baraka is the son of the late Amiri Baraka, the playwright and poet (and onetime Poet Laureate of New Jersey yes that was once a title that existed).
May 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh wow, Ras Baraka is the son of the late Amiri Baraka, the playwright and poet (and onetime Poet Laureate of New Jersey yes that was once a title that existed).
Lieutenant Kyle. Just minding his damn business and running the transporter in multiple universes. A go along to get along fellow. Unjustly agonized by mirror universe Spock. (Spock later saved the day but he was a tremendous asshole from a universe of assholes, Kyle did not deserve this.)
May 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Lieutenant Kyle. Just minding his damn business and running the transporter in multiple universes. A go along to get along fellow. Unjustly agonized by mirror universe Spock. (Spock later saved the day but he was a tremendous asshole from a universe of assholes, Kyle did not deserve this.)