Worried Shoes
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Flat on my back like Frankenstein
Autowalk by Go Kurosawa on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:16
music.apple.com
September 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Pivoting to get ready with me videos
September 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Pivoting to get ready with me videos
My son drank all my beer so I’m having to drink one of his so may as well make the best of it
September 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My son drank all my beer so I’m having to drink one of his so may as well make the best of it
Sticking it to the man by dying
September 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Sticking it to the man by dying
At a work class yesterday they gave everyone a fidget spinner and I was all “What am I? Twelve?!” and here I sit a day later and I can’t put the fucking thing down. I’m like “Wheeeeeeeeee”
September 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
At a work class yesterday they gave everyone a fidget spinner and I was all “What am I? Twelve?!” and here I sit a day later and I can’t put the fucking thing down. I’m like “Wheeeeeeeeee”
You could do a lot worse than spend a week listening to The Verlaines entire discography from start to finish
September 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You could do a lot worse than spend a week listening to The Verlaines entire discography from start to finish
🎶 Won’t you take me to…the fucking town? 🎶
September 18, 2026 at 12:38 PM
🎶 Won’t you take me to…the fucking town? 🎶
hmu if u look like this
September 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
hmu if u look like this
In the mid 90s I bought a Duncan Sheik CD that I thought was something else entirely and for thirty years this mfer has not let me forget it
September 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
In the mid 90s I bought a Duncan Sheik CD that I thought was something else entirely and for thirty years this mfer has not let me forget it
My wife is still upset this evening that she got up off the public toilet at her work at 9am and her buttcheeks were sopping wet from whoever was there before her
September 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
My wife is still upset this evening that she got up off the public toilet at her work at 9am and her buttcheeks were sopping wet from whoever was there before her
Reposted by Worried Shoes
<The La’s guy on a whaling ship voice>
Thar
she
blows
Thar
she
blows
October 19, 2023 at 5:36 PM
<The La’s guy on a whaling ship voice>
Thar
she
blows
Thar
she
blows
Just had my first lettuce since the start of diarrheathon
September 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Just had my first lettuce since the start of diarrheathon
I fuck heavy with ketchup on French fries
September 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I fuck heavy with ketchup on French fries
Doomsday by The Verlaines on Apple Music
Song · 1987 · Duration 4:02
music.apple.com
September 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Sure Evel Knievel took risks, but did he ever fart in an empty elevator on the 10th floor going down at the end of a work day? Didn’t think so.
September 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Sure Evel Knievel took risks, but did he ever fart in an empty elevator on the 10th floor going down at the end of a work day? Didn’t think so.
Tyler Perry’s Encino Man
September 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Tyler Perry’s Encino Man
Gonna start eating everything out of a waffle cone
September 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Gonna start eating everything out of a waffle cone
I have wanted to hear this album for 35 years and I finally found a copy for a decent price and even signed by Martin Carr and it fucking blows
September 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I have wanted to hear this album for 35 years and I finally found a copy for a decent price and even signed by Martin Carr and it fucking blows
My favorite part in Return of the Mack is when he admits that he does doo-doo
September 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
My favorite part in Return of the Mack is when he admits that he does doo-doo
