Pete Doughman
@troutfish.bsky.social
Everything Trump Touches Dies
July 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Everything Trump Touches Dies
His hair looks like it was added digitally by a kid with Photoshop who just started using the smudge tool.
June 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
His hair looks like it was added digitally by a kid with Photoshop who just started using the smudge tool.
I'd much prefer a comedian who tells dirty jokes to a comedian who likes filthy politics. Nate can go get fucked.
June 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I'd much prefer a comedian who tells dirty jokes to a comedian who likes filthy politics. Nate can go get fucked.
"I wasn't thinking at all" - describing when he went out to buy that POS abomination of a car.
May 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"I wasn't thinking at all" - describing when he went out to buy that POS abomination of a car.
I see the Republicans have completely memory-holed Benghazi.
May 21, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I see the Republicans have completely memory-holed Benghazi.
That's why he's paid the big bucks
April 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
That's why he's paid the big bucks
98% would like a word.
April 22, 2026 at 11:28 PM
98% would like a word.
Given your love for both Pratchett and the Spinosaurus, I have had to pause to check that I wasn't somehow unconsciously posting under your handle.
April 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Given your love for both Pratchett and the Spinosaurus, I have had to pause to check that I wasn't somehow unconsciously posting under your handle.
Kinda looks like the weaponization of government.
April 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Kinda looks like the weaponization of government.
And yet the Right has the breathtaking audacity of accusing the Left of using Universities and Colleges to wage 'culture wars'.
April 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
And yet the Right has the breathtaking audacity of accusing the Left of using Universities and Colleges to wage 'culture wars'.
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
YES. More of this - call them jokes; call them liars, call them cowards, call them cowards. And do it to their faces.
The time for observing professional courtesies is well and truly over.
The time for observing professional courtesies is well and truly over.
January 23, 2026 at 6:22 AM
YES. More of this - call them jokes; call them liars, call them cowards, call them cowards. And do it to their faces.
The time for observing professional courtesies is well and truly over.
The time for observing professional courtesies is well and truly over.
That's about as naff as a band wearing its own shirt in promotional photos.
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
That's about as naff as a band wearing its own shirt in promotional photos.
You know, it is IS possible to be too good at satire. I feel actual pain every time I read one of these posts.
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You know, it is IS possible to be too good at satire. I feel actual pain every time I read one of these posts.
I honestly don't know which half of this post is worse?
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I honestly don't know which half of this post is worse?
Which is why the Republicans never bothered challenging Obamacare in the courts
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Which is why the Republicans never bothered challenging Obamacare in the courts
The fucking knots the NYT headline writers need to tie themselves into just to avoid directly criticizing criminal Republicans.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The fucking knots the NYT headline writers need to tie themselves into just to avoid directly criticizing criminal Republicans.
I didn't know we were still supposed to give a flying fuck about Glenn Greenwald and his bullshit bought opinions.
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I didn't know we were still supposed to give a flying fuck about Glenn Greenwald and his bullshit bought opinions.
What a world we live in that war criminals are just posting the evidence of their war crimes on to social media.
This will make the prosecutors' jobs at The Hague a whole lot easier.
This will make the prosecutors' jobs at The Hague a whole lot easier.
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
What a world we live in that war criminals are just posting the evidence of their war crimes on to social media.
This will make the prosecutors' jobs at The Hague a whole lot easier.
This will make the prosecutors' jobs at The Hague a whole lot easier.
So either Thompson was bribed by Trump to moderate CNN's news reporting, or was blackmailed based on something unpleasant in Thompson's closet. So what was it?
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So either Thompson was bribed by Trump to moderate CNN's news reporting, or was blackmailed based on something unpleasant in Thompson's closet. So what was it?
It's because the Right is so unprincipled and awful it is completely unfathomable that anyone would engage in political activity without being paid to do so.
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It's because the Right is so unprincipled and awful it is completely unfathomable that anyone would engage in political activity without being paid to do so.
That is true. I just hope the Democrats can work out their messaging and ensure charges stick if and when justice is sought.
October 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That is true. I just hope the Democrats can work out their messaging and ensure charges stick if and when justice is sought.