"As I explained to the nurses at the time, I suffer from a heat rash, which was why I had removed my trousers. The ketchup bottle had fallen out of my shopping and somehow landed in a vertical position, along with a small quantity of olive oil, which had rendered the floor rather slippery..."

Game on, Nige.

Really interesting interview with James Hunt, father of two autistic sons. I hadn't come across him before, but my daughter says she's been following him on Insta for ages! Thank you, @johnharris1969.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

If you have six minutes and want to watch a wonderful, soulful, short documentary about the people who look after our football pitches this is so lovely.

The boy who made it, Jonah, is still at school. What a talent!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pabr...

Make sure you check your Easter chocolate today. Last year my son bit into an egg featuring special guest stars Nile Rodgers and Chic

It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press.
youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...

She's just a kid, Mike.