TrussPorkMarkets
@trussporkmarkets.bsky.social
The Lettuce that sells pork and conspiracies
Since the dawn of Time, I've stalked Tony. hunting him through the ages. our battle at the Founding of the bank of England was spectacular.
#ThereCanBeOnlyOne #Porklander
#ThereCanBeOnlyOne #Porklander
"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair"
It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.
It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.
September 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Since the dawn of Time, I've stalked Tony. hunting him through the ages. our battle at the Founding of the bank of England was spectacular.
#ThereCanBeOnlyOne #Porklander
#ThereCanBeOnlyOne #Porklander
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They had a Madness/Chas N Dave crossover one with a few dodgy bits www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XyX... Yes that is John Sessions
British pork advert 1984
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September 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
They had a Madness/Chas N Dave crossover one with a few dodgy bits www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XyX... Yes that is John Sessions
just popped over to see sweet Donny , he loves my pork markets
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
just popped over to see sweet Donny , he loves my pork markets
I'm going to be opening new porkmarkets in the US, it just so happens that i also have a Porky Peace Prize for Donald J Trump too
#PeacePrize #Porkprize #LizTruss
#PeacePrize #Porkprize #LizTruss
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm going to be opening new porkmarkets in the US, it just so happens that i also have a Porky Peace Prize for Donald J Trump too
#PeacePrize #Porkprize #LizTruss
#PeacePrize #Porkprize #LizTruss
I'm no good as a prime Minister and all my porkmarkets keep closing. But i can do is show you a comicbook writer that has more substance than my entire career.
So I have a book from @madcavestudios.com coming out soon and the cut off date for ordering issue #1 is 10th November
So if people on here like comics, if you like MY comics, are you able to order a copy of issue 1 from your comic book shop please? Please, please?
A genuine thank you!
So if people on here like comics, if you like MY comics, are you able to order a copy of issue 1 from your comic book shop please? Please, please?
A genuine thank you!
October 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm no good as a prime Minister and all my porkmarkets keep closing. But i can do is show you a comicbook writer that has more substance than my entire career.
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This is an unkind/kind of a happy birthday song, which only makes sense if you know #Frozen & the troll song "Fixer Upper." So: niche. There are some rude words in our parody version, titled "F*&ker upper" (no kids were exposed/involved - don't ring in to complain 🫢)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nX...
"F*&ker Upper" - Marsh Family parody of "Fixer Upper" from Frozen to mark Donald Trump's birthday
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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June 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is an unkind/kind of a happy birthday song, which only makes sense if you know #Frozen & the troll song "Fixer Upper." So: niche. There are some rude words in our parody version, titled "F*&ker upper" (no kids were exposed/involved - don't ring in to complain 🫢)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nX...
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When i'm not opening pork markets, or being an absolute cabbage . the one good thing i do in life is read comicbooks.
People should back this one
People should back this one
May 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
When i'm not opening pork markets, or being an absolute cabbage . the one good thing i do in life is read comicbooks.
People should back this one
People should back this one
I'm a lettuce so i should be ok, Nigel luv, Open ma Porkmarkets!
April 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm a lettuce so i should be ok, Nigel luv, Open ma Porkmarkets!
When I'm not opening pork markets or being slightly fascist I like to watch people talk about transformers. if i bought some maybe i wouldn't be such a lettuce
I’ve been invited (again!) to join @arrowfyre.bsky.social for his livestream at 8pm (UK!) this Saturday, I’ll be guesting with @davidw140.bsky.social and primetimetoyz.co.uk, feel free to watch along and say “Hi” 😁
www.youtube.com/live/QdeH9wo...
www.youtube.com/live/QdeH9wo...
Let's Talk Transformers LIVE #13 #Transformers #Livestream
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April 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When I'm not opening pork markets or being slightly fascist I like to watch people talk about transformers. if i bought some maybe i wouldn't be such a lettuce
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Here's a 🎶 twist on Coldplay's thumping #VivaLaVida we're calling "Puppets on a Kremlin String?"
It reflects on the grotesque media spectacle hosted by #Trump & #Vance yesterday at the White House. In solidarity with Zelensky & Ukraine.
#SlavaUkraini
#Dontabandonthem
Here's a 🎶 twist on Coldplay's thumping #VivaLaVida we're calling "Puppets on a Kremlin String?"
It reflects on the grotesque media spectacle hosted by #Trump & #Vance yesterday at the White House. In solidarity with Zelensky & Ukraine.
#SlavaUkraini
#Dontabandonthem
"Puppets on a Kremlin String?" - Marsh Family adaptation of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" on Trump/Vance
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
youtu.be/pvT3aQjLxdE
Here's a 🎶 twist on Coldplay's thumping #VivaLaVida we're calling "Puppets on a Kremlin String?"
It reflects on the grotesque media spectacle hosted by #Trump & #Vance yesterday at the White House. In solidarity with Zelensky & Ukraine.
#SlavaUkraini
#Dontabandonthem
Here's a 🎶 twist on Coldplay's thumping #VivaLaVida we're calling "Puppets on a Kremlin String?"
It reflects on the grotesque media spectacle hosted by #Trump & #Vance yesterday at the White House. In solidarity with Zelensky & Ukraine.
#SlavaUkraini
#Dontabandonthem
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I dont even want Trump in my pork markets
After Trump's disgusting treatment of Zelensky, We should not be rolling out the red carpet to celebrate this man. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...
No second state visit for Trump
This is UNBELIEVABLE. Keir Starmer has just handed Donald Trump a letter from King Charles, inviting him for a second state visit to the UK. It’s totally unprecedented, and I was so outraged when I he...
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February 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I dont even want Trump in my pork markets
I just want Elon and Donald to open my porkmarkets
Liz Truss, "We look across the Atlantic with envy"
"We want a Trump revolution in Britain"
"We want Elon examining the British deep state"
"We want a Trump revolution in Britain"
"We want Elon examining the British deep state"
February 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I just want Elon and Donald to open my porkmarkets
its not a pork market but its better than watching a lettuce
support the youth of Britain here #Blockees
going live at 5, for unboxing of my blokees. special thanks to @arrowfyre.bsky.social
www.twitch.tv/sonofadad58
www.twitch.tv/sonofadad58
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
its not a pork market but its better than watching a lettuce
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Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
January 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
Tonight i had a pork pie with Holly and she thinks she can get me a cameo on Neighbours
January 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Tonight i had a pork pie with Holly and she thinks she can get me a cameo on Neighbours