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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@iamspacegirl God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.
July 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
[nursery]

KENNY ROGERS: son, you got to know when to hold them

ME: ok

KENNY ROGERS: know when to fold them

M: wait what

KR: [folds baby] know when to walk away

M: d-did you just fold that baby in half

KR: [already out the hallway] ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜɴɴɴɴɴɴ—- [gets tackled by security]
July 20, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
Hot girl summer isn't an option. For me, it's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing
June 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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rawdjur.bsky.social
Fredag!
May 8, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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catbus.phd
when you've siezed the means of production and aren't sure what comes next
a cat sitting on a chair at the dining room table looking nonplussed by a large plate of blini
April 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10 (TT: compound_interest_)
March 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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bruspulver.bsky.social
Mitt lillbarn kläckte just det faktum att alla tama djur har stockholmssyndromet.
April 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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rawdjur.bsky.social
April 5, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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nyfikenful.bsky.social
Undrar om Andrée satt där på Vitön och tänkte I don’t ballong here
April 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
joe, cogging in place: "Showing Marie Kondo my apartment, which is filled with swords. "This kicks ass," she says. "Don't throw anything out""
March 31, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
homunculus-argument on tumblr: "Random old finnish folklore I recall reading: The reason you have to close someone's eyes after they dies or cover their eyes with a cloth if you can't, is because the spirit of the newly passed is still in the body and even though it cant move the eyes anymore, it can still see. You must avoid making eye contact with the dead bodys because the soul of the newly dead is scared to go alone, and is looking for someone to come with them. If you lock eyes with the corpse, you will be the next to die." audriuska12: "So is the second corpse still hazardous, then, or are they fine since they have the first one for company?" homunculus-argument: "I must confess I don't really know about the more exact details of the undead buddy system."
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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fredmansasikter.bluppen.se
Varför heter det ”potatiskällare” och inte ”Pommes Fritzl”?
September 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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af-redelius.mastodon.nu.ap.brid.gy
Du har tappat din kod och din inloggnings-app,
du arbetstagare i livet.
Så sitter du åter på ITs trapp och gråter så övergivet.
Vad var det för kod? Var den lång eller kort? Var den väl eller illa skriven?
Tänk efter nu, förrn vi föser dig bort, du arbetstagare i livet.
August 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
once again I must tap my own sign
@clairewillett honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion 6:00 PM • Aug 12, 2020
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb" a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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brosen67.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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donni.bsky.social
Age is just a number. “Number” is just a word. Words are just letters holding hands
April 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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brosen67.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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asmeh.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
me: forgets to pause meditation music before leaving my dog when i arrive home: image: a glowing dog with three eyes
January 13, 2024 at 9:51 AM
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Harry Styles voice:
Pack of watermelon jerky, dried
April 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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eeriedearie.bsky.social
Fredagsmemedumpen
En väldigt gammal bild på en ung Necrobutcher, en ung Hellhammer och en ung Dead. Dead i full corpse paint, Hellhammer ...oklart. Han ser mest smutsig ut. Necrobutcher har mustasch och poserar coolt. Över bilden står det "3 tickets for the Minecraft movie please" En svartvit bild föreställande en black metal-musiker som svingar vad som verkar vara ett stridsgissel. På bilden står det "ready for war (making a phone call)" Två bilder på Abbath. På den översta står det "how do you wash of corpse paint" och på den andra står det "you take Abbath" (skämtet kommer ur att ingen klarar av att uttala Abbath korrekt) Ett meme på spanska. En bild föreställande ett par som gift sig, en bild på en black metal-musiker som hukar på golvet och håller upp en döskalle. Texten säger: mis padres a sus 30s / yo a mis 30s (my parents in their 30s / me in my 30s)
April 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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brosen67.bsky.social
April 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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ordforandejohan.bsky.social
Idag grät min tjej för att "det finns en sorg i hans (Pärsons) ögon"
March 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM