Tuckermania
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Michigan-Texas-Spain-NYC-Ukraine-Michigan. Go Blue!
Y’all hating on Michigan for this one second added by the refs (and an immaculate pass and catch), were hating on Michigan before the game even started. Get bent. Go Blue
September 8, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Y’all hating on Michigan for this one second added by the refs (and an immaculate pass and catch), were hating on Michigan before the game even started. Get bent. Go Blue
Regarding Michigan:
I’m looking at this as a win. Lots of work to do but it’s still a win. Y’all casting stones.
And if you want to argue about the game clock and refs, I refer you to TJ Ducken
No offense to Western. They won the MAC last year and deservedly so. But shit happens
Clutch your pearls
I’m looking at this as a win. Lots of work to do but it’s still a win. Y’all casting stones.
And if you want to argue about the game clock and refs, I refer you to TJ Ducken
No offense to Western. They won the MAC last year and deservedly so. But shit happens
Clutch your pearls
September 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Regarding Michigan:
I’m looking at this as a win. Lots of work to do but it’s still a win. Y’all casting stones.
And if you want to argue about the game clock and refs, I refer you to TJ Ducken
No offense to Western. They won the MAC last year and deservedly so. But shit happens
Clutch your pearls
I’m looking at this as a win. Lots of work to do but it’s still a win. Y’all casting stones.
And if you want to argue about the game clock and refs, I refer you to TJ Ducken
No offense to Western. They won the MAC last year and deservedly so. But shit happens
Clutch your pearls
I watched the movie “I Swear” last night on Netflix. What a powerful, impactful and illuminating story of struggle and triumph. I haven’t cried and laughed that much in a while. I strongly recommend. But not to the anti-swear bible thumpers. Y’all can go get fucked.
August 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I watched the movie “I Swear” last night on Netflix. What a powerful, impactful and illuminating story of struggle and triumph. I haven’t cried and laughed that much in a while. I strongly recommend. But not to the anti-swear bible thumpers. Y’all can go get fucked.
Forgive me for not caring about unintended deaths in Russia while I think about those 5,000 kidnapped Ukrainian children. Слава Українській 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
August 4, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Forgive me for not caring about unintended deaths in Russia while I think about those 5,000 kidnapped Ukrainian children. Слава Українській 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
The smoke from the Canadian wildfires has infiltrated my apartment and my very own eyes! I’m calling my ophthalmologist and the US Airforce and we’re gonna take revenge! 🤪
July 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The smoke from the Canadian wildfires has infiltrated my apartment and my very own eyes! I’m calling my ophthalmologist and the US Airforce and we’re gonna take revenge! 🤪
I’m guessing that el bobo anaranjado didn’t get invited to Bastille day in Paris, right? Seems like France/Europe/NATO will be okay without the (threats from the) USA. More pressure to stop Russia and Putin. Слава Українській
July 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I’m guessing that el bobo anaranjado didn’t get invited to Bastille day in Paris, right? Seems like France/Europe/NATO will be okay without the (threats from the) USA. More pressure to stop Russia and Putin. Слава Українській
Did we send the old and new Air Force One to Ankara? Good Lord this fucker is so full of himself. SMH
July 7, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Did we send the old and new Air Force One to Ankara? Good Lord this fucker is so full of himself. SMH
And now we return to our regularly scheduled maple syrup and Tim Horton’s coffee.
July 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
And now we return to our regularly scheduled maple syrup and Tim Horton’s coffee.
Canada talks a big game, but some of your citizens keep voting for Doug Ford. 🤷♂️ you’re not perfect
July 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Canada talks a big game, but some of your citizens keep voting for Doug Ford. 🤷♂️ you’re not perfect
Stupid end of the fiscal year! The rest of us mammals call it June 30th. 🙄🙄🙄
June 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Stupid end of the fiscal year! The rest of us mammals call it June 30th. 🙄🙄🙄
Colombia is like England: think they just deserve to win. Tired of how the refs call shit according to this. Fight me
June 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Colombia is like England: think they just deserve to win. Tired of how the refs call shit according to this. Fight me
Sure, I get it. I speak and understand fluent Spanish, but the difference between the English language commentary and that of Telemundo is like fucking night and day - in favor of Telemundo. It’s not even close. This isn’t golf, it’s LA COPA MUNDIAL!
June 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Sure, I get it. I speak and understand fluent Spanish, but the difference between the English language commentary and that of Telemundo is like fucking night and day - in favor of Telemundo. It’s not even close. This isn’t golf, it’s LA COPA MUNDIAL!
A good death for 2026 would be Rupert Murdoch. Never rest in hell, fucker
June 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
A good death for 2026 would be Rupert Murdoch. Never rest in hell, fucker
Mandami is the coolest mayor ever right now!
June 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Mandami is the coolest mayor ever right now!
England vs Croatia ref is terrible! Wind blows slightly in Dallas and he calls a foul on Croatia. Such bullshit.
June 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
England vs Croatia ref is terrible! Wind blows slightly in Dallas and he calls a foul on Croatia. Such bullshit.
They have let gramps ramble again. Someone needs to cut the mic soon. 🙄
June 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
They have let gramps ramble again. Someone needs to cut the mic soon. 🙄
I’m scheduled to work and I show up. Not half assed, not drunk. I show up and bring my A game. When I get home, I expect any streaming service to give me what I pay for. So what the EVER LOVING FUCK. Peacock? Just work!
June 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I’m scheduled to work and I show up. Not half assed, not drunk. I show up and bring my A game. When I get home, I expect any streaming service to give me what I pay for. So what the EVER LOVING FUCK. Peacock? Just work!
If you have to pee really badly in Scotland, is it a wee emergency? Or an emergency wee?
June 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
If you have to pee really badly in Scotland, is it a wee emergency? Or an emergency wee?
When the Rapture happens, apparently Papa John’s will disappear.
So you can see that as a positive or a negative, depending on your pizza preferences
So you can see that as a positive or a negative, depending on your pizza preferences
May 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
When the Rapture happens, apparently Papa John’s will disappear.
So you can see that as a positive or a negative, depending on your pizza preferences
So you can see that as a positive or a negative, depending on your pizza preferences
My new job will be watching scare videos to determine whether they are set up and fake or legitimate. I will be condescending intentionally
May 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
My new job will be watching scare videos to determine whether they are set up and fake or legitimate. I will be condescending intentionally
Seeing that storms are about to hit Cleveland, can we just say that “god hates Ohio”? People are voting for Ramaswamy? You just won your LAST playoff game and Jim Jordan represents you? Holy fuck, what a fucked up state!
May 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Seeing that storms are about to hit Cleveland, can we just say that “god hates Ohio”? People are voting for Ramaswamy? You just won your LAST playoff game and Jim Jordan represents you? Holy fuck, what a fucked up state!
Shockingly, the pets we had when I was a kid didn’t just fucking die because we didn’t feed them like Katherine Heigle told us to
May 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Shockingly, the pets we had when I was a kid didn’t just fucking die because we didn’t feed them like Katherine Heigle told us to