Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
Encourager of shenanigans. Leading people astray since the 80s. Tweets include random song lyrics.
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Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
· Apr 23
Heard tonight at a comedy show:
Australia has more sex toys than guns.
We shoot loads not people.
😂😈🍆💦
Australia has more sex toys than guns.
We shoot loads not people.
😂😈🍆💦
Must be rough out there, I just a director at Deloitte crawl into my LinkedIn DMs to tell me they're open to a new role if I'm hiring?
September 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Must be rough out there, I just a director at Deloitte crawl into my LinkedIn DMs to tell me they're open to a new role if I'm hiring?
It is WAY TOO EARLY to need a fan on at night in Sydney.
September 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
It is WAY TOO EARLY to need a fan on at night in Sydney.
Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, asked for Microsoft CoPilot in Carplay. Nobody.
August 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, asked for Microsoft CoPilot in Carplay. Nobody.
August 17, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I haven't been well this week and I generally try to avoid the silliness, but I just looked up the "melon thing" with Albanese and it was more the podcast host than him making gestures and jokes #auspol
August 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I haven't been well this week and I generally try to avoid the silliness, but I just looked up the "melon thing" with Albanese and it was more the podcast host than him making gestures and jokes #auspol
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A note on Royce White, the former NBA player who says he's entering the WNBA draft, a judge ruled he abused his wife and teenage son in an April court order and determined he could not have contact with either of them for 50 years. Great way to "protect women's sports" transphobes.
August 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
A note on Royce White, the former NBA player who says he's entering the WNBA draft, a judge ruled he abused his wife and teenage son in an April court order and determined he could not have contact with either of them for 50 years. Great way to "protect women's sports" transphobes.
Waiting for Gang of Youths at Anita’s.
August 6, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Waiting for Gang of Youths at Anita’s.
I got all excited that Netflix is doing My Brilliant Career and then I watched the trailer and now I want to burn shit to the ground. Miles Franklin would NEVER. Put some respect on that woman's name.
August 4, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I got all excited that Netflix is doing My Brilliant Career and then I watched the trailer and now I want to burn shit to the ground. Miles Franklin would NEVER. Put some respect on that woman's name.
Tomato and stuff soup. Today, garlic croutons and Parmesan. Also threw in a Parmesan rind and guanciale rind while it was simmering. Umami bomb.
August 2, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Tomato and stuff soup. Today, garlic croutons and Parmesan. Also threw in a Parmesan rind and guanciale rind while it was simmering. Umami bomb.
I feel like census night needs a special menu... someone get Nagi on this. Somehow like it's pancake day or something, there should be an appropriate meal. Maybe like a sharing thing?
August 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I feel like census night needs a special menu... someone get Nagi on this. Somehow like it's pancake day or something, there should be an appropriate meal. Maybe like a sharing thing?
Get up for a 7am call in midwinter and it’s been delayed for 30 minutes but I didn’t get that info until I was dressed. Do I just get up anyhow or do I go back to bed fully dressed for 30 minutes?
July 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Get up for a 7am call in midwinter and it’s been delayed for 30 minutes but I didn’t get that info until I was dressed. Do I just get up anyhow or do I go back to bed fully dressed for 30 minutes?
Wifi dropped out so I moved to some Channel 9 thing and they’re showing a doco about Live Aid. Geez Bob Geldof is a dickhead.
July 28, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Wifi dropped out so I moved to some Channel 9 thing and they’re showing a doco about Live Aid. Geez Bob Geldof is a dickhead.
Israel Folau and his wife's new money-making tactic appears to be spam calling netball fans (who presumably once signed up to something to do with the Fire5 netball tournament) about signing up to "Fire5 Business Network"? Rugby won't let you play anymore, you bigot??
July 28, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Israel Folau and his wife's new money-making tactic appears to be spam calling netball fans (who presumably once signed up to something to do with the Fire5 netball tournament) about signing up to "Fire5 Business Network"? Rugby won't let you play anymore, you bigot??
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
July 27, 2026 at 4:00 AM
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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Alas! The 842nd anniversary of the Erfurt latrine disaster, which almost doesn’t need any other explanation, given its name, but which I will tell you about in frankly horrid detail anyway, because a lot of 12th century nobles did indeed drown in shite 🧵
July 26, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Alas! The 842nd anniversary of the Erfurt latrine disaster, which almost doesn’t need any other explanation, given its name, but which I will tell you about in frankly horrid detail anyway, because a lot of 12th century nobles did indeed drown in shite 🧵
This is me when someone asks me to take something to another room. Limited usefulness!
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
July 22, 2026 at 5:54 AM
This is me when someone asks me to take something to another room. Limited usefulness!
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Rum Baba
Is it cake? Is it a bun? Buke? Cakun? Regardless this hybrid super moist slightly boozy dessert is a retro lush treat.
What is your favourite syrup to soak them in?
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www.skool.com/food-cooking...
Is it cake? Is it a bun? Buke? Cakun? Regardless this hybrid super moist slightly boozy dessert is a retro lush treat.
What is your favourite syrup to soak them in?
(Access via subscription/free trial)
www.skool.com/food-cooking...
July 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Rum Baba
Is it cake? Is it a bun? Buke? Cakun? Regardless this hybrid super moist slightly boozy dessert is a retro lush treat.
What is your favourite syrup to soak them in?
(Access via subscription/free trial)
www.skool.com/food-cooking...
Is it cake? Is it a bun? Buke? Cakun? Regardless this hybrid super moist slightly boozy dessert is a retro lush treat.
What is your favourite syrup to soak them in?
(Access via subscription/free trial)
www.skool.com/food-cooking...
Definitely getting hooked on this one #embroidery #craftsky
July 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Definitely getting hooked on this one #embroidery #craftsky
I did this today instead of working because I was having feelings so better to stab the fabric etc. anyhow I am pretty proud of it so here! Look at my new embroidery
July 15, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I did this today instead of working because I was having feelings so better to stab the fabric etc. anyhow I am pretty proud of it so here! Look at my new embroidery
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More women have been killed by male violence since 2020 than all Australians killed by shark attacks, terrorism and one punch attacks combined in the last 25 years.
July 15, 2026 at 8:24 AM
More women have been killed by male violence since 2020 than all Australians killed by shark attacks, terrorism and one punch attacks combined in the last 25 years.
Rewatching the bear and I am up to feast of the seven fishes 😳😳😳
July 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Rewatching the bear and I am up to feast of the seven fishes 😳😳😳
I bet there's more than one fact Elon is ignoring.
July 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I bet there's more than one fact Elon is ignoring.
The thing with Sam Neill, is all the best people are mourning him and speaking about his qualities. Nobody is being told to speak respectfully either because there is NOTHING to be said about him that's not essentially good. Live your life like that.
July 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The thing with Sam Neill, is all the best people are mourning him and speaking about his qualities. Nobody is being told to speak respectfully either because there is NOTHING to be said about him that's not essentially good. Live your life like that.
Again, a surprise entrant but I'll take it?
July 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Again, a surprise entrant but I'll take it?
Oh no this is awful. I have loved him since My Brilliant Career
July 13, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Oh no this is awful. I have loved him since My Brilliant Career