Cory Harris
@tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
Enlightenment Pending. Abs Also Pending.
Currently reincarnating into my best self.
| Married 👬🏻🏳️🌈| Fitness Enthusiast 🏋🏻| Wannabe Buddhist 🪷|
Currently reincarnating into my best self.
| Married 👬🏻🏳️🌈| Fitness Enthusiast 🏋🏻| Wannabe Buddhist 🪷|
This girl on Instagram keeps posting about her new engagement and I want to be happy for her but also it’s her third marriage in 10 years so like, maybe I’ll save my excitement for the next one.
May 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This girl on Instagram keeps posting about her new engagement and I want to be happy for her but also it’s her third marriage in 10 years so like, maybe I’ll save my excitement for the next one.
I don’t know my coworkers too well so I didn’t want to bring up the halftime show and potentially be “political.” But then I realized that conservatives never shut up about their shitty opinions so maybe I should be able to voice that I really loved the Bad Bunny halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I don’t know my coworkers too well so I didn’t want to bring up the halftime show and potentially be “political.” But then I realized that conservatives never shut up about their shitty opinions so maybe I should be able to voice that I really loved the Bad Bunny halftime show.
🎶 Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him 🎵🎤
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him 🎵🎤
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
🎶 Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him 🎵🎤
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him 🎵🎤
My hushand is watching #membersonly on Netflix and it’s complete MAGA trash. These women wish they were real housewives. This girl is being bullied and getting hives because she is being bullied by these women but she’s taking it because she wants to be close to Trump and Musk. 🤮
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
My hushand is watching #membersonly on Netflix and it’s complete MAGA trash. These women wish they were real housewives. This girl is being bullied and getting hives because she is being bullied by these women but she’s taking it because she wants to be close to Trump and Musk. 🤮
Why am I still a judgmental bitch?
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Why am I still a judgmental bitch?
My husband currently sporting a mustache and looking like the dad from Inside Out. 😍😍😈
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My husband currently sporting a mustache and looking like the dad from Inside Out. 😍😍😈
Them: we want to come over and visit today.
Me: great- come over whenever. By the way, we have just gotten over being sick. Just wanted to let you know.
Them: thanks- we don’t want to be exposed to anything right now. Let’s reschedule.
Let people make their own health decisions.
Me: great- come over whenever. By the way, we have just gotten over being sick. Just wanted to let you know.
Them: thanks- we don’t want to be exposed to anything right now. Let’s reschedule.
Let people make their own health decisions.
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Them: we want to come over and visit today.
Me: great- come over whenever. By the way, we have just gotten over being sick. Just wanted to let you know.
Them: thanks- we don’t want to be exposed to anything right now. Let’s reschedule.
Let people make their own health decisions.
Me: great- come over whenever. By the way, we have just gotten over being sick. Just wanted to let you know.
Them: thanks- we don’t want to be exposed to anything right now. Let’s reschedule.
Let people make their own health decisions.
2026 is about being more skanky on the internet.
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
2026 is about being more skanky on the internet.
I’d rather watch a show about Mindy navigating life in Paris because she is so much more interesting and talented than #emilyinparis
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’d rather watch a show about Mindy navigating life in Paris because she is so much more interesting and talented than #emilyinparis
I need people to stop replying to my emails today. I’m just here this week creating a paper trail to prove that I’m here and deserve to get paid. I’m not trying to be productive or make anything happen this week.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I need people to stop replying to my emails today. I’m just here this week creating a paper trail to prove that I’m here and deserve to get paid. I’m not trying to be productive or make anything happen this week.
I just want to scream in the rooftops about #heatedrivalry and how cute it is.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I just want to scream in the rooftops about #heatedrivalry and how cute it is.
New glasses came in today.
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
New glasses came in today.
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December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Holiday party for the local LGBT chamber! 🌈
With @tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
With @tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Holiday party for the local LGBT chamber! 🌈
With @tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
With @tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
I’ve never met a horse girl over the age of 18 who was mentally stable.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’ve never met a horse girl over the age of 18 who was mentally stable.
I wonder if Tesla makes you take a survey to make sure you qualify as an asshole before letting you buy a Cyber Truck.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wonder if Tesla makes you take a survey to make sure you qualify as an asshole before letting you buy a Cyber Truck.
And quite frankly I don’t really want a lot of people at Thanksgiving anyways, but I’m just doing my due diligence of inviting people to be **inclusive**
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And quite frankly I don’t really want a lot of people at Thanksgiving anyways, but I’m just doing my due diligence of inviting people to be **inclusive**
I’m hosting my first formal thanksgiving and getting people to RSVP is so annoying. I just asked people to please let me know if they’re coming and everyone is responding with “who’s all coming?” Girl, why does that matter? You either want to come to my dinner or not.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m hosting my first formal thanksgiving and getting people to RSVP is so annoying. I just asked people to please let me know if they’re coming and everyone is responding with “who’s all coming?” Girl, why does that matter? You either want to come to my dinner or not.
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"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"
Kind of like how happy I am that my husband is making dinner for once.
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kind of like how happy I am that my husband is making dinner for once.
I never know what to say on these type of platforms. Should I just micro blog about every inconvenience I face?
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I never know what to say on these type of platforms. Should I just micro blog about every inconvenience I face?
Copilot is not a program that makes my life any easier. It reminds me a lot of an employee that I had to put on a PIP because they don’t pay attention and never do anything correctly.
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Copilot is not a program that makes my life any easier. It reminds me a lot of an employee that I had to put on a PIP because they don’t pay attention and never do anything correctly.
Chat GPT > Copilot
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Chat GPT > Copilot
I am a manchild and have continuously used my college email exclusively up until today when they blocked my access to it. I am so upset because my digital life is connected to this email account.
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I am a manchild and have continuously used my college email exclusively up until today when they blocked my access to it. I am so upset because my digital life is connected to this email account.
The YouTube algorithm keeps showing me Minecraft videos and it makes me think that I should start playing Minecraft.
My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.
My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The YouTube algorithm keeps showing me Minecraft videos and it makes me think that I should start playing Minecraft.
My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.
My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.