Tulips
@tulips.gay
writer of esoteric high-concept broadly 18+ web-fiction. in philly, from the midwest. 24, she/her&. hates posting. never kill yourself
portfolio: https://tulips.gay/
ARBITER: https://wordsmith.social/arbiter/
portfolio: https://tulips.gay/
ARBITER: https://wordsmith.social/arbiter/
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Tulips
@tulips.gay
· Jan 25
mostly i work on a web serial called ARBITER, which you might like if you're a fan of the 4th matrix movie. it's about aliens finding some stuff, the mortifying ordeal of being known, and my own blatant disrespect for copyright law. you can read it at wordsmith.social/arbiter/
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Please give what you can to help my friend Sama'a give her daughters a future. Even a little helps.
chuffed.org/project/1575...
chuffed.org/project/1575...
September 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Please give what you can to help my friend Sama'a give her daughters a future. Even a little helps.
chuffed.org/project/1575...
chuffed.org/project/1575...
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ALBERT: maybe that's all bob is. the evil that men do
DALE: we just did a straight up exorcism ritual dude. we had to do law and order shit on a ghost to get this guy
DALE: we just did a straight up exorcism ritual dude. we had to do law and order shit on a ghost to get this guy
August 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
ALBERT: maybe that's all bob is. the evil that men do
DALE: we just did a straight up exorcism ritual dude. we had to do law and order shit on a ghost to get this guy
DALE: we just did a straight up exorcism ritual dude. we had to do law and order shit on a ghost to get this guy
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john darnielle tells you about video game weapons
October 4, 2024 at 7:18 PM
john darnielle tells you about video game weapons
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there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵
December 8, 2024 at 9:34 PM
there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵
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My partner Natalie has been missing for over two weeks. She was deeply loved by so many in her community, and it feels like the cops have written her off as 'another trans suicide' and don't care to find her. Natalie deserves to be found and her loved ones deserve closure.
Friends remember Natalie Raven and seek closure in missing persons case - Philadelphia Gay News
“I just don’t want her to be forgotten, because she was really important to her friends and the community,” said Zoe Grobman about her partner Natalie Raven, who has been missing since May 12. Natalie...
epgn.com
May 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My partner Natalie has been missing for over two weeks. She was deeply loved by so many in her community, and it feels like the cops have written her off as 'another trans suicide' and don't care to find her. Natalie deserves to be found and her loved ones deserve closure.
hi everyone i'd like to present a map i saw in a fever dream. i call it big indiana theory
May 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
hi everyone i'd like to present a map i saw in a fever dream. i call it big indiana theory
new deranged rant: "appearances of labor", about an argument I have made repeatedly regarding LLMs tulips.gay/articles/ran...
tulips online
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May 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
new deranged rant: "appearances of labor", about an argument I have made repeatedly regarding LLMs tulips.gay/articles/ran...
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Aside from this being a huge middle finger to SEPTA, this new on-ramp at 7th will also bring tons more traffic right next to SEYAA's baseball fields, endangering kids every day. The first step in the I-95 widening disaster
May 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Aside from this being a huge middle finger to SEPTA, this new on-ramp at 7th will also bring tons more traffic right next to SEYAA's baseball fields, endangering kids every day. The first step in the I-95 widening disaster
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please share this story far and wide; the philadelphia police have not investigated the missing persons case of natalie raven and we've been unable to get any closure as to what happened to her. this is the first article that's even appeared on it
epgn.com/2026/05/27/f...
epgn.com/2026/05/27/f...
Friends remember Natalie Raven and seek closure in missing persons case - Philadelphia Gay News
“I just don’t want her to be forgotten, because she was really important to her friends and the community,” said Zoe Grobman about her partner Natalie Raven, who has been missing since May 12. Natalie...
epgn.com
May 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
please share this story far and wide; the philadelphia police have not investigated the missing persons case of natalie raven and we've been unable to get any closure as to what happened to her. this is the first article that's even appeared on it
epgn.com/2026/05/27/f...
epgn.com/2026/05/27/f...
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it's 4/13. if you want you can read my highly homestuck webserial despite the fact that you don't have to read homestuck at all to understand it and it takes place in a completely separate world with separate metaphysics and characters
wordsmith.social/arbiter, definitely 18+
#homestuck i guess
wordsmith.social/arbiter, definitely 18+
#homestuck i guess
ARBITER
A WEB SERIAL.
wordsmith.social
April 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
it's 4/13. if you want you can read my highly homestuck webserial despite the fact that you don't have to read homestuck at all to understand it and it takes place in a completely separate world with separate metaphysics and characters
wordsmith.social/arbiter, definitely 18+
#homestuck i guess
wordsmith.social/arbiter, definitely 18+
#homestuck i guess
watching b??as??/eeeblall @jonbois.bsky.social
April 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
watching b??as??/eeeblall @jonbois.bsky.social
hello to all cisgender people. you can give me money today
if you are transgender i will send the money back to you. this is solely to cis people. it's tdov. give me money
paypal.me/ghostbustersii
patreon.com/tulipsonline
if you are transgender i will send the money back to you. this is solely to cis people. it's tdov. give me money
paypal.me/ghostbustersii
patreon.com/tulipsonline
Pay Tulip Amalie using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/ghostbustersii and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
March 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
hello to all cisgender people. you can give me money today
if you are transgender i will send the money back to you. this is solely to cis people. it's tdov. give me money
paypal.me/ghostbustersii
patreon.com/tulipsonline
if you are transgender i will send the money back to you. this is solely to cis people. it's tdov. give me money
paypal.me/ghostbustersii
patreon.com/tulipsonline
NEW PATREON POST: I'm making a movie. It will be made for $0 and it is very different. It's tentatively called "grief review".
It will be out at some point in 2027, probably. Here's what it's about.
www.patreon.com/posts/grief-...
It will be out at some point in 2027, probably. Here's what it's about.
www.patreon.com/posts/grief-...
grief review | Tulips
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March 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
NEW PATREON POST: I'm making a movie. It will be made for $0 and it is very different. It's tentatively called "grief review".
It will be out at some point in 2027, probably. Here's what it's about.
www.patreon.com/posts/grief-...
It will be out at some point in 2027, probably. Here's what it's about.
www.patreon.com/posts/grief-...
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Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
February 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
hey if you can listen to the albums from my friends that are coming out soon that would be cool. to anyone who likes "good music"
savandepaul.bandcamp.com/album/wifef-...
thesymbles.bandcamp.com/album/the-ou...
savandepaul.bandcamp.com/album/wifef-...
thesymbles.bandcamp.com/album/the-ou...
wifef*cker ultraDELUXE, by Ishtar Sr.
12 track album
savandepaul.bandcamp.com
February 23, 2026 at 1:22 AM
hey if you can listen to the albums from my friends that are coming out soon that would be cool. to anyone who likes "good music"
savandepaul.bandcamp.com/album/wifef-...
thesymbles.bandcamp.com/album/the-ou...
savandepaul.bandcamp.com/album/wifef-...
thesymbles.bandcamp.com/album/the-ou...
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
"NEW" WRITING: JELQZONE 4
This really happened. (18+)
tulips.gay/static/jelq....
(I wrote this in about May-June 2024.)
This really happened. (18+)
tulips.gay/static/jelq....
(I wrote this in about May-June 2024.)
tulips.gay
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"NEW" WRITING: JELQZONE 4
This really happened. (18+)
tulips.gay/static/jelq....
(I wrote this in about May-June 2024.)
This really happened. (18+)
tulips.gay/static/jelq....
(I wrote this in about May-June 2024.)
I am making a movie. it has a title and it will be very different and strange. it has a budget of $0 and will be filmed primarily in handheld on a camcorder I stole from my boss. it will star my girlfriend who is doing editing also.
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I am making a movie. it has a title and it will be very different and strange. it has a budget of $0 and will be filmed primarily in handheld on a camcorder I stole from my boss. it will star my girlfriend who is doing editing also.
hi everyone, sorry for my complete lack of creative output lately, I've been dissociating heavily and have no earthly idea how to write at the moment which is why I'm making the 200-word thread just to build momentum again. I don't actually know if people look at my work but if you do. yeah
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
hi everyone, sorry for my complete lack of creative output lately, I've been dissociating heavily and have no earthly idea how to write at the moment which is why I'm making the 200-word thread just to build momentum again. I don't actually know if people look at my work but if you do. yeah
not being parasocial is actually really easy, you should try it
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
not being parasocial is actually really easy, you should try it
writing 200ish unedited words about nothing a day. day 1
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
writing 200ish unedited words about nothing a day. day 1