@tumeka.bsky.social
I‘m just an average man with an average life. Ran out of hopes and dreams a long time ago but have plenty of cold hard sarcasm left.
Die CDU bereitet sich mental schon mal auf die Rolle als Juniorpartner (=nötig für die Regierungsmehrheit, hat aber nichts zu melden) in der blau-schwarzen Koalition vor.
October 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Die CDU bereitet sich mental schon mal auf die Rolle als Juniorpartner (=nötig für die Regierungsmehrheit, hat aber nichts zu melden) in der blau-schwarzen Koalition vor.
Und dummerweise klappt das. Du kannst manchen Menschen so viel Leid antun wenn du nur argumentierst: „aber den ANDEREN wird es noch viel viel viel schlechter gehen als dir“.
Die Leute schlucken das einfach so, werde ich nie verstehen. :(
Die Leute schlucken das einfach so, werde ich nie verstehen. :(
October 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Und dummerweise klappt das. Du kannst manchen Menschen so viel Leid antun wenn du nur argumentierst: „aber den ANDEREN wird es noch viel viel viel schlechter gehen als dir“.
Die Leute schlucken das einfach so, werde ich nie verstehen. :(
Die Leute schlucken das einfach so, werde ich nie verstehen. :(
Ach, unserer Regierung fällt sicher schnell erwas ein um den hocheffizienten Verbrenner zu retten. Vielleicht eine neue Abwrackprämie für alle die BEV gegen Verbrenner tauschen? Neues Förderprogramm, wer nen Verbrenner kauft bekommt 15 Jahre Tankrabatt garantiert ?
/s
/s
October 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Ach, unserer Regierung fällt sicher schnell erwas ein um den hocheffizienten Verbrenner zu retten. Vielleicht eine neue Abwrackprämie für alle die BEV gegen Verbrenner tauschen? Neues Förderprogramm, wer nen Verbrenner kauft bekommt 15 Jahre Tankrabatt garantiert ?
/s
/s
Good. Now keep that plan a secret. Don’t share it with anyone. Especially not with anyone affiliated with the US.
October 5, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Good. Now keep that plan a secret. Don’t share it with anyone. Especially not with anyone affiliated with the US.
Auch wieder schamlos kopiert aus dem Trump-Playbook.
Der gibt ja auch immer damit an dass durch ihn x-tausend Leute weniger in Sozialprogrammen sind.
Grund: Nein, ist nicht so dass die Leute nicht mehr darauf angewiesen sind. Die Programme wurden halt einfach eingestellt.
Der gibt ja auch immer damit an dass durch ihn x-tausend Leute weniger in Sozialprogrammen sind.
Grund: Nein, ist nicht so dass die Leute nicht mehr darauf angewiesen sind. Die Programme wurden halt einfach eingestellt.
October 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Auch wieder schamlos kopiert aus dem Trump-Playbook.
Der gibt ja auch immer damit an dass durch ihn x-tausend Leute weniger in Sozialprogrammen sind.
Grund: Nein, ist nicht so dass die Leute nicht mehr darauf angewiesen sind. Die Programme wurden halt einfach eingestellt.
Der gibt ja auch immer damit an dass durch ihn x-tausend Leute weniger in Sozialprogrammen sind.
Grund: Nein, ist nicht so dass die Leute nicht mehr darauf angewiesen sind. Die Programme wurden halt einfach eingestellt.
It has never been an accident to begin with.
October 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
It has never been an accident to begin with.
Ohne Rückfahrkarte, richtig?
October 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Ohne Rückfahrkarte, richtig?
The old iron curtain has served us well. I‘m ok with a new one.
October 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The old iron curtain has served us well. I‘m ok with a new one.
Rule of thumb:
Whenever Russia threatens with nuclear annihilation you know that they are on their last legs and you have them by the balls.
Whenever Russia threatens with nuclear annihilation you know that they are on their last legs and you have them by the balls.
October 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Rule of thumb:
Whenever Russia threatens with nuclear annihilation you know that they are on their last legs and you have them by the balls.
Whenever Russia threatens with nuclear annihilation you know that they are on their last legs and you have them by the balls.
Aber dafür knallen die Sektkorken in den Zentralen der Mineralölkonzerne. Ist doch auch was schönes, soll keiner sagen unsere kompetente Regierung täte nichts für die Wirtschaft. /s
October 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Aber dafür knallen die Sektkorken in den Zentralen der Mineralölkonzerne. Ist doch auch was schönes, soll keiner sagen unsere kompetente Regierung täte nichts für die Wirtschaft. /s
Take car to Ukraine
Use car for assault
Drive car onto a mine
Boom - flying car
Use car for assault
Drive car onto a mine
Boom - flying car
September 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Take car to Ukraine
Use car for assault
Drive car onto a mine
Boom - flying car
Use car for assault
Drive car onto a mine
Boom - flying car
They lost the cold war mainly by bankrupting themselves.
Now they’re repeating that experience with a hot war. Sounds good to me.
Now they’re repeating that experience with a hot war. Sounds good to me.
September 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
They lost the cold war mainly by bankrupting themselves.
Now they’re repeating that experience with a hot war. Sounds good to me.
Now they’re repeating that experience with a hot war. Sounds good to me.
I am urging world leaders to understand that for Russia the desire to negotiate is a sign of weakness. It implies that the „other side“ is willing to settle for a compromise
What we need are not negotiations. It’s the will, a plan and the commitment to kick Russia back into its 1991 borders.
What we need are not negotiations. It’s the will, a plan and the commitment to kick Russia back into its 1991 borders.
September 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I am urging world leaders to understand that for Russia the desire to negotiate is a sign of weakness. It implies that the „other side“ is willing to settle for a compromise
What we need are not negotiations. It’s the will, a plan and the commitment to kick Russia back into its 1991 borders.
What we need are not negotiations. It’s the will, a plan and the commitment to kick Russia back into its 1991 borders.
And when exactly did „having no legacy authority“ ever stop him?
As long as his loyal minions carry out his orders and he has ICE to enforce them he’ll do whatever he wants.
As long as his loyal minions carry out his orders and he has ICE to enforce them he’ll do whatever he wants.
September 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
And when exactly did „having no legacy authority“ ever stop him?
As long as his loyal minions carry out his orders and he has ICE to enforce them he’ll do whatever he wants.
As long as his loyal minions carry out his orders and he has ICE to enforce them he’ll do whatever he wants.
Is anyone still falling for the constant Russian fear mongering?
Yeah, didn’t think so.
Yeah, didn’t think so.
September 27, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Is anyone still falling for the constant Russian fear mongering?
Yeah, didn’t think so.
Yeah, didn’t think so.
Wie üblich. Man ist dagegen. Man droht mit Blockade. Und am Ende ist man dann doch dafür. Mit „Bauchschmerzen“. Aber man musste ja, wegen des Friedens in der Koalition.
September 26, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Wie üblich. Man ist dagegen. Man droht mit Blockade. Und am Ende ist man dann doch dafür. Mit „Bauchschmerzen“. Aber man musste ja, wegen des Friedens in der Koalition.
He can’t really accept a ceasefire in a war he has already won 27 times. Which would the MAGAs think?
Also he needs to keep his image as „big strong leader“ who will accept nothing but absolute victory
OK, das imagine is pure fiction , but it lives in his head.
Also he needs to keep his image as „big strong leader“ who will accept nothing but absolute victory
OK, das imagine is pure fiction , but it lives in his head.
September 26, 2026 at 8:33 AM
He can’t really accept a ceasefire in a war he has already won 27 times. Which would the MAGAs think?
Also he needs to keep his image as „big strong leader“ who will accept nothing but absolute victory
OK, das imagine is pure fiction , but it lives in his head.
Also he needs to keep his image as „big strong leader“ who will accept nothing but absolute victory
OK, das imagine is pure fiction , but it lives in his head.
Wird auch Zeit. Im
Gegensatz zu den Opa-Modellen die VW hier anbietet sind die Chinesischen tatsächlich modern, mit Infotainment und Innenraum wie ma es 2026 erwartet, etc. VW kann BEV…sie müssen es nur wollen.
Gegensatz zu den Opa-Modellen die VW hier anbietet sind die Chinesischen tatsächlich modern, mit Infotainment und Innenraum wie ma es 2026 erwartet, etc. VW kann BEV…sie müssen es nur wollen.
September 25, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Wird auch Zeit. Im
Gegensatz zu den Opa-Modellen die VW hier anbietet sind die Chinesischen tatsächlich modern, mit Infotainment und Innenraum wie ma es 2026 erwartet, etc. VW kann BEV…sie müssen es nur wollen.
Gegensatz zu den Opa-Modellen die VW hier anbietet sind die Chinesischen tatsächlich modern, mit Infotainment und Innenraum wie ma es 2026 erwartet, etc. VW kann BEV…sie müssen es nur wollen.
Russian security guarantees for evacuation only means one thing: the Russians will shoot you anyway. While you are out in the open trusting their „guarantees“.
September 24, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Russian security guarantees for evacuation only means one thing: the Russians will shoot you anyway. While you are out in the open trusting their „guarantees“.
Vehicles with fewer parts and without an engine that causes heat and vibration are more reliable.
Which should surprise absolutely nobody.
Which should surprise absolutely nobody.
September 23, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Vehicles with fewer parts and without an engine that causes heat and vibration are more reliable.
Which should surprise absolutely nobody.
Which should surprise absolutely nobody.
Ah, more pointless meetings. Exactly what we all need.
One could come up with a clear strategy of support that enables Ukraine to actually win.
But no, let’s meet and babble about hypothetical „deals“ with Russia instead. The whole Kremlin must be laughing their asses of by now.
One could come up with a clear strategy of support that enables Ukraine to actually win.
But no, let’s meet and babble about hypothetical „deals“ with Russia instead. The whole Kremlin must be laughing their asses of by now.
September 23, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Ah, more pointless meetings. Exactly what we all need.
One could come up with a clear strategy of support that enables Ukraine to actually win.
But no, let’s meet and babble about hypothetical „deals“ with Russia instead. The whole Kremlin must be laughing their asses of by now.
One could come up with a clear strategy of support that enables Ukraine to actually win.
But no, let’s meet and babble about hypothetical „deals“ with Russia instead. The whole Kremlin must be laughing their asses of by now.
And i‘m sure if you buy advertising space on that channel
A. The money goes straight into Donnies pockets.
B. Donnie will grant you a personal favor. Maybe a pardon. Maybe a government contract. Maybe sound stock market advice….
A. The money goes straight into Donnies pockets.
B. Donnie will grant you a personal favor. Maybe a pardon. Maybe a government contract. Maybe sound stock market advice….
September 22, 2026 at 12:48 PM
And i‘m sure if you buy advertising space on that channel
A. The money goes straight into Donnies pockets.
B. Donnie will grant you a personal favor. Maybe a pardon. Maybe a government contract. Maybe sound stock market advice….
A. The money goes straight into Donnies pockets.
B. Donnie will grant you a personal favor. Maybe a pardon. Maybe a government contract. Maybe sound stock market advice….
Most likely the reason is that he doesn’t want to answer any questions at all.
He just wants an audience that praises him and broadcasts his babbling 24/7. Questions just get in the way. And now the press events can be replaced by Trump TV. A station dedicated to and controlled by dear leader.
He just wants an audience that praises him and broadcasts his babbling 24/7. Questions just get in the way. And now the press events can be replaced by Trump TV. A station dedicated to and controlled by dear leader.
September 22, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Most likely the reason is that he doesn’t want to answer any questions at all.
He just wants an audience that praises him and broadcasts his babbling 24/7. Questions just get in the way. And now the press events can be replaced by Trump TV. A station dedicated to and controlled by dear leader.
He just wants an audience that praises him and broadcasts his babbling 24/7. Questions just get in the way. And now the press events can be replaced by Trump TV. A station dedicated to and controlled by dear leader.
Believe it only when you see it.
Never trust a pathological liar and con artist.
Also don’t make him president, but thats a moot point by now. .
Never trust a pathological liar and con artist.
Also don’t make him president, but thats a moot point by now. .
September 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Believe it only when you see it.
Never trust a pathological liar and con artist.
Also don’t make him president, but thats a moot point by now. .
Never trust a pathological liar and con artist.
Also don’t make him president, but thats a moot point by now. .
Natürlich gibt es für ihn nichts zu ändern. Er hat selbstverständlich immer Recht, also muss er sich nicht ändern. Nur diese Volk, das blöde, will seine Genialität einfach nicht erkennen. Da muss man halt härter „reformieren“ und die Bürger weiter schröpfen bis sie es endlichkapieren. /s
September 21, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Natürlich gibt es für ihn nichts zu ändern. Er hat selbstverständlich immer Recht, also muss er sich nicht ändern. Nur diese Volk, das blöde, will seine Genialität einfach nicht erkennen. Da muss man halt härter „reformieren“ und die Bürger weiter schröpfen bis sie es endlichkapieren. /s