─╌ 𝓗𝐀𝐍𝐒 &&. 𝓕𝐈𝐓𝐙 .ᐟ
@turtleneckerbros.bsky.social
𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗡, 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑵 ...
𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA .
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
𝐎𝐎𝐇, 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 ──
𝑾𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐎𝐇, 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 ──
𝑾𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
🧡 : you are PUNY . 👹
HOW AM I TINY ??
🧡 : because that's my name, tiny pink turtle .
April 24, 2026 at 1:27 AM
🧡 : you are PUNY . 👹
🧡 : because that's my name, tiny pink turtle .
Why ??
🧡 : I'M HANS 🤬
April 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
🧡 : because that's my name, tiny pink turtle .
🧡 : I'M HANS 🤬
Who the fuck are you, bro
[ @thepinkturtle.bsky.social . ]
🧡 : little pink turtle ── hans doesn't remember a little pink turtle .ᐟ 😨
🧡 : little pink turtle ── hans doesn't remember a little pink turtle .ᐟ 😨
April 23, 2026 at 11:52 PM
🧡 : I'M HANS 🤬
❤️ [ he quickly WHlPS around to face her . 💀 ]
whAAAAt ── who are YOU . 👺
[ that's quite the strong accent . ]
whAAAAt ── who are YOU . 👺
[ that's quite the strong accent . ]
[ Evelyn blinks once , then twice, before deciding to approach the… turtle 👺 ]
Um… 💧 pardon me ?
Um… 💧 pardon me ?
[ @xofredrosesx.bsky.social . ]
[ ( ❤️ ) is that a turtle in the technodrome ── one in RED, specifically ... why isn't either shredder or krang freaking out about it .ᐣ 💧 )
[ ( ❤️ ) is that a turtle in the technodrome ── one in RED, specifically ... why isn't either shredder or krang freaking out about it .ᐣ 💧 )
April 23, 2026 at 2:35 AM
❤️ [ he quickly WHlPS around to face her . 💀 ]
whAAAAt ── who are YOU . 👺
[ that's quite the strong accent . ]
whAAAAt ── who are YOU . 👺
[ that's quite the strong accent . ]
April 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
elysia 🩷
i still find it funny bebop and rocksteady were nowhere to be seen that episode . did they go on a date in jersey or something / evil
i still find it funny bebop and rocksteady were nowhere to be seen that episode . did they go on a date in jersey or something / evil
April 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
elysia 🩷
i still find it funny bebop and rocksteady were nowhere to be seen that episode . did they go on a date in jersey or something / evil
i still find it funny bebop and rocksteady were nowhere to be seen that episode . did they go on a date in jersey or something / evil
🧡 : HEY 👹 mister shredder . our shell is very important, ya . 😡😡
April 21, 2026 at 7:07 PM
🧡 : HEY 👹 mister shredder . our shell is very important, ya . 😡😡
🧡 : HAHA .ᐟ ya, we bet you all missed us .ᐟ hans ──
❤️ : and fitz ──
🧡❤️ : we are the mean, green, WRESTLING team .ᐟ 👹
❤️ : and fitz ──
🧡❤️ : we are the mean, green, WRESTLING team .ᐟ 👹
April 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
🧡 : HAHA .ᐟ ya, we bet you all missed us .ᐟ hans ──
❤️ : and fitz ──
🧡❤️ : we are the mean, green, WRESTLING team .ᐟ 👹
❤️ : and fitz ──
🧡❤️ : we are the mean, green, WRESTLING team .ᐟ 👹
ᅠ ᅠ
𝐎𝐎𝐇, 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 ──
𝑾𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐎𝐇, 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 ──
𝑾𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
April 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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𝐎𝐎𝐇, 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 ──
𝑾𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐎𝐇, 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 ──
𝑾𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
𝗪𝗘 「 * 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙃 」
𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
𝗪𝗘 「 * 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙃 」
𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
April 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
𝗪𝗘 「 * 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙃 」
𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ
𝗪𝗘 「 * 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙃 」
𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 .ᐟ