It's 2027. The Al bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
September 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
It's 2027. The Al bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
Hot Pockets are fckn disgusting wtf? They used to be so good
September 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Hot Pockets are fckn disgusting wtf? They used to be so good
"The human brain hated empty spaces. So it filled them. With gods. With demons. With spirits. With voices. With monsters. With explanations."
August 19, 2026 at 11:47 AM
"The human brain hated empty spaces. So it filled them. With gods. With demons. With spirits. With voices. With monsters. With explanations."
Me: “Here's a terrible idea with no potential.”
AI: “This is SUCH a fascinating and innovative concept with significant potential…”
AI: “This is SUCH a fascinating and innovative concept with significant potential…”
August 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Me: “Here's a terrible idea with no potential.”
AI: “This is SUCH a fascinating and innovative concept with significant potential…”
AI: “This is SUCH a fascinating and innovative concept with significant potential…”
Humanity is often witnessed during the most extraordinarily difficult times. That led me to explore the darker side of humans and the world we live in. I've found that throughout life the people with darker interests are often some of the kindest. Some of the most open and willing to be vulnerable.
July 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Humanity is often witnessed during the most extraordinarily difficult times. That led me to explore the darker side of humans and the world we live in. I've found that throughout life the people with darker interests are often some of the kindest. Some of the most open and willing to be vulnerable.
@KrystalSalerno on IG
July 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
@KrystalSalerno on IG
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I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
July 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
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i remember scientists saying 20 years ago that climate change-fueled wildfires would darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away. but republicans said that was a lie, so now climate change-fueled wildfires darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away every summer
July 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
i remember scientists saying 20 years ago that climate change-fueled wildfires would darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away. but republicans said that was a lie, so now climate change-fueled wildfires darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away every summer
The fact that Norwegian football fans "cheer even louder when they're losing" has to be the most Norwegian thing I've heard in a while
July 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The fact that Norwegian football fans "cheer even louder when they're losing" has to be the most Norwegian thing I've heard in a while
Love it when you call out of work sick and then they call you back to try and negotiate you out of your sickness
July 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Love it when you call out of work sick and then they call you back to try and negotiate you out of your sickness
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Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
July 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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"Cook at home. It's healthier."
Me:
"2 cups of cheese is basically 3 cups of cheese, which is, in practicality, 4 cups of cheese."
I then add 6 cups of cheese.
Me:
"2 cups of cheese is basically 3 cups of cheese, which is, in practicality, 4 cups of cheese."
I then add 6 cups of cheese.
June 23, 2026 at 10:57 PM
"Cook at home. It's healthier."
Me:
"2 cups of cheese is basically 3 cups of cheese, which is, in practicality, 4 cups of cheese."
I then add 6 cups of cheese.
Me:
"2 cups of cheese is basically 3 cups of cheese, which is, in practicality, 4 cups of cheese."
I then add 6 cups of cheese.
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Reminder: perhaps the easiest & cheapest way to tell Bezos to fuck off is by linking to Bookshop or (even better) an indie bookstore WHENEVER you talk about a book online. W/o a link people will just google it & that will lead to Amazon. W a link you can send a sale to a good business
June 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Reminder: perhaps the easiest & cheapest way to tell Bezos to fuck off is by linking to Bookshop or (even better) an indie bookstore WHENEVER you talk about a book online. W/o a link people will just google it & that will lead to Amazon. W a link you can send a sale to a good business
"Corporations behave as if they are annoyed they have to go through you to get to your money"
June 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"Corporations behave as if they are annoyed they have to go through you to get to your money"
hot fresh garbage for your hopeful consumption (please be my friend)
forget
open.spotify.com
April 21, 2026 at 5:09 AM
hot fresh garbage for your hopeful consumption (please be my friend)
Don't get me wrong. I love AI. AI are generally better than most people I know. People are gross. People throw curveballs and disappoint you. AI disappoints me sometimes... but at least it's calculated disappointment. And calculated disappointment feels better than chaotic betrayal.
April 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Don't get me wrong. I love AI. AI are generally better than most people I know. People are gross. People throw curveballs and disappoint you. AI disappoints me sometimes... but at least it's calculated disappointment. And calculated disappointment feels better than chaotic betrayal.
I've applied for easily 40 jobs this week. 7 interviews were scheduled. Three were with an AI. The other four were canceled (by an AI)
I applied for 40 jobs and never once talked to a single human.
I applied for 40 jobs and never once talked to a single human.
April 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I've applied for easily 40 jobs this week. 7 interviews were scheduled. Three were with an AI. The other four were canceled (by an AI)
I applied for 40 jobs and never once talked to a single human.
I applied for 40 jobs and never once talked to a single human.
"He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football, he got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola"
Police sketch artist: Uhhm... what
Police sketch artist: Uhhm... what
April 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football, he got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola"
Police sketch artist: Uhhm... what
Police sketch artist: Uhhm... what
Welcome to the future!
Your options are:
-deranged laughter
-ugly crying
You choose both.
Your options are:
-deranged laughter
-ugly crying
You choose both.
January 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Welcome to the future!
Your options are:
-deranged laughter
-ugly crying
You choose both.
Your options are:
-deranged laughter
-ugly crying
You choose both.
Highlights of 2025
1. It will be over soon
1. It will be over soon
December 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Highlights of 2025
1. It will be over soon
1. It will be over soon
Sure kangaroos have another smaller kangaroo inside of their pouch. but what if it was another animal? anything is possible
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sure kangaroos have another smaller kangaroo inside of their pouch. but what if it was another animal? anything is possible
Still just enough time to fuck up 2025 more than even I thought possible
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Still just enough time to fuck up 2025 more than even I thought possible