Michael J. Fawkes
@tweenwolf.bsky.social
In reality, not a preadolescent Michael J Fox
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Whenever i’m on the backlot or take a studio tour i’m struck by the sheer scale of the soundstages and then almost immediately depressed when i remember they’re now being used for ever-more-distant relations of Sheldon
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Millions of fucking subhuman, worthless degenerate Americans voted for this piece of shit. I will never ever forgive them.
America will never be great again unless the MAGA cult is excised from society just like Nazism.
America will never be great again unless the MAGA cult is excised from society just like Nazism.
September 17, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Millions of fucking subhuman, worthless degenerate Americans voted for this piece of shit. I will never ever forgive them.
America will never be great again unless the MAGA cult is excised from society just like Nazism.
America will never be great again unless the MAGA cult is excised from society just like Nazism.
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In a normal, functioning democracy, this would end his presidency tonight.
Trump: "We spent more than $2 billion in FEMA funding. You're waiting for some additional funding. I'm gonna get that to you. Now if Michael loses, I'm not sending it."
Crowd: *groans*
Crowd: *groans*
September 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
In a normal, functioning democracy, this would end his presidency tonight.
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“If Universal opts against releasing the movie, it would mark an extraordinary reversal at a moment when media companies are already under scrutiny for bowing to political pressure.”
Universal Is Getting Cold Feet on Releasing the Elon Musk Documentary (Exclusive)
The Comcast-owned studio is not yet committing to rolling out Alex Gibney's movie that it paid millions to acquire for non-North American release before the political winds shifted.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
“If Universal opts against releasing the movie, it would mark an extraordinary reversal at a moment when media companies are already under scrutiny for bowing to political pressure.”
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I think you can directly identify a correlation of "This is donald trump getting weaker and his government failing" and "This is donald trump increasingly getting obsessed with buildings in D.C."
Trump looks at a placard that reads "Kennedy Center DEMOLITION" as he lands at Joint Base Andrews tonight
(Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty)
(Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty)
September 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I think you can directly identify a correlation of "This is donald trump getting weaker and his government failing" and "This is donald trump increasingly getting obsessed with buildings in D.C."
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If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:
A) She’s a prude and not right for you.
B) She need more time to get used to that level of openness.
C) She should have sat somewhere else on the train.
A) She’s a prude and not right for you.
B) She need more time to get used to that level of openness.
C) She should have sat somewhere else on the train.
September 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:
A) She’s a prude and not right for you.
B) She need more time to get used to that level of openness.
C) She should have sat somewhere else on the train.
A) She’s a prude and not right for you.
B) She need more time to get used to that level of openness.
C) She should have sat somewhere else on the train.
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I wish we still lived in a world where, “He can’t just knock down the Kennedy Center” was a true fact.
Trump looks at a placard that reads "Kennedy Center DEMOLITION" as he lands at Joint Base Andrews tonight
(Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty)
(Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty)
September 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I wish we still lived in a world where, “He can’t just knock down the Kennedy Center” was a true fact.
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Democrats are getting the Republican Party in the national divorce
Current Republican Senator John Cornyn (Texas) is now vagueposting about a possible endorsement of James Talarico, instead of Ken Paxton (who gave a pedophile a plea deal to escape jail time).
Be prepared for a truly nuclear October Surprise in the Texas Midterms
Be prepared for a truly nuclear October Surprise in the Texas Midterms
September 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Democrats are getting the Republican Party in the national divorce
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I don’t want anyone to suffer…
But if $6 a gallon gas gets the House and Senate to impeach and remove, then it will have been worth it
But if $6 a gallon gas gets the House and Senate to impeach and remove, then it will have been worth it
September 16, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I don’t want anyone to suffer…
But if $6 a gallon gas gets the House and Senate to impeach and remove, then it will have been worth it
But if $6 a gallon gas gets the House and Senate to impeach and remove, then it will have been worth it
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If Trump doesn’t “take care”of the Kennedy Center, it will “get ripped down.” That is the talk of a lifelong abuser.
September 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If Trump doesn’t “take care”of the Kennedy Center, it will “get ripped down.” That is the talk of a lifelong abuser.
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I am but a humble multi-multi-multi-millionaire. How can I stand against the might of a stadium that booked me personally?
September 16, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I am but a humble multi-multi-multi-millionaire. How can I stand against the might of a stadium that booked me personally?
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The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
September 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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Honestly cannot comprehend that Americans aren’t rioting.
Trump has fucked everything.
Trump has fucked everything.
September 16, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Honestly cannot comprehend that Americans aren’t rioting.
Trump has fucked everything.
Trump has fucked everything.
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Come on this is ridiculous.
September 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Come on this is ridiculous.
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Lmao holy shit
So Rs are now up to 6 pollsters, 20 polls, 13 Senate battleground states, and lots and lots of bullsh-t over 7 days. No one should treat any of this as legit.
September 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Lmao holy shit
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skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
September 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
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If I were a Dem senator, I’d be starting some quiet conversations with my GOP colleagues.
I’m actually wondering at this point if GOP members might be willing to get rid of him after November. Or at least enough of them. He’s destroying their country too, and they know it.
September 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
If I were a Dem senator, I’d be starting some quiet conversations with my GOP colleagues.
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A CNN investigation reveals Russia likely provided crucial satellite information about U.S. bases, giving Tehran a major advantage in the war. And not a word from Senile Satan.
September 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
A CNN investigation reveals Russia likely provided crucial satellite information about U.S. bases, giving Tehran a major advantage in the war. And not a word from Senile Satan.
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I know I am not the median voter. But when I watch Trump performances like the one we just endured in North Carolina, I can't escape the feeling that our problems go much deeper than "affordability" and we're whistling past the graveyard if we reduce our politics to that issue.
September 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I know I am not the median voter. But when I watch Trump performances like the one we just endured in North Carolina, I can't escape the feeling that our problems go much deeper than "affordability" and we're whistling past the graveyard if we reduce our politics to that issue.
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it is genuinely fascinating to see a man who is simply blind to everything other than exploitation and brutality. he has Steppe Warlord Brain
It's genuinely fascinating that the US president keeps announcing that he just flat out doesn't know what trade is, he legit doesn't appreciate the concept of exchange and instead views economic activity through the lens of a dragon attempting to maximise its gold hoard to sit upon.
Well, that took longer than I thought, but he hath spoken:
September 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
it is genuinely fascinating to see a man who is simply blind to everything other than exploitation and brutality. he has Steppe Warlord Brain
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Rogan responding to that with "I don't know much about him" just highlights what a brainless piece of shit he is.
It's your fucking state. It's been all over the news for years. You're CHOOSING to be uninformed so that you can try to avoid responsibility for supporting corruption - AGAIN.
It's your fucking state. It's been all over the news for years. You're CHOOSING to be uninformed so that you can try to avoid responsibility for supporting corruption - AGAIN.
September 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Rogan responding to that with "I don't know much about him" just highlights what a brainless piece of shit he is.
It's your fucking state. It's been all over the news for years. You're CHOOSING to be uninformed so that you can try to avoid responsibility for supporting corruption - AGAIN.
It's your fucking state. It's been all over the news for years. You're CHOOSING to be uninformed so that you can try to avoid responsibility for supporting corruption - AGAIN.
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Artists should announce they won’t perform in Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium. Frankly NFL players should announce they won’t play in Gillette. Kraft can do what he wants with his stadium, but there should be consequences.
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour.
This is the statement they published on Instagram:
This is the statement they published on Instagram:
September 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Artists should announce they won’t perform in Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium. Frankly NFL players should announce they won’t play in Gillette. Kraft can do what he wants with his stadium, but there should be consequences.
Jfc, RON. WHITE. is for Talarico? Sweet mother of pearl.
Ron White to Joe Rogan: Talarico didn't cost this state $6 million in fines and lawsuits, and that happened with Ken Paxton. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He's a criminal. He's a piece of shit.
September 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Jfc, RON. WHITE. is for Talarico? Sweet mother of pearl.
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the idea that the entire master electoral plan didn't factor in that Iran has access to a calendar is very funny but also very on brand
my read is that Plan A was “war ends before midterms” and they are now realizing that is not an option, in part because our various counterparties can read a paper and realize that midterms give them leverage
This “war ends after midterms” is insane.
Either they are subject to Iran’s whims, or too dumb to realized that keeping it going hurts them.
Either they are subject to Iran’s whims, or too dumb to realized that keeping it going hurts them.
September 16, 2026 at 1:06 PM
the idea that the entire master electoral plan didn't factor in that Iran has access to a calendar is very funny but also very on brand