Twinklebreeze
@twinklebreeze.bsky.social
A lurker and avid shitpost enjoyer. Also and arborist.
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i always wanted to be a professor of tree nuts, and work in macademia
October 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
i always wanted to be a professor of tree nuts, and work in macademia
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my grandma lives next door to another grandma who lives next door to a THIRD grandma who claims to have a secret tuna casserole recipe that was given to her by one of the three stooges.
October 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
my grandma lives next door to another grandma who lives next door to a THIRD grandma who claims to have a secret tuna casserole recipe that was given to her by one of the three stooges.
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When the orgy is very poorly organized
October 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
When the orgy is very poorly organized
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No that same person posted this it’s somehow even sadder than you think
October 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
No that same person posted this it’s somehow even sadder than you think
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Last night animated skeletons trampled my garden bed. Hate this stupid month
October 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Last night animated skeletons trampled my garden bed. Hate this stupid month
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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
October 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
October 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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I mean, it's way easier to avoid than lettuce
October 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I mean, it's way easier to avoid than lettuce
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a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan
Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
apnews.com
October 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in
October 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in
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FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
October 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
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"Clowns are scary" wasn't a mainstream sentiment until Stephen King's It. Similarly, before Texas Chainsaw Massacre, people loved leatherfaces.
October 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"Clowns are scary" wasn't a mainstream sentiment until Stephen King's It. Similarly, before Texas Chainsaw Massacre, people loved leatherfaces.
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wife: honey, can you read to the baby?
husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby
grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet
husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby
grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet
husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
October 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
wife: honey, can you read to the baby?
husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby
grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet
husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby
grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet
husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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not gay I just like
October 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
not gay I just like
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got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
October 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot
October 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot
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over at the newsletter I wrote about the useful bogeyman that is "polarization":
The Problem Is Right Wing Extremism, Not 'Polarization'
Ambiguous media whining about "polarization" or "partisan tribalism" redirects attention away from the real cause of modern U.S. division: violent right wing extremism.
karlbode.com
October 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
over at the newsletter I wrote about the useful bogeyman that is "polarization":
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interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
It's absolutely bonkers to me that this image led directly to this tweet.
October 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
October 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton.
she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back.
news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back.
news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
October 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton.
she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back.
news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back.
news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
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I love that there is no longer any distinction between ragebait and fetish content
October 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I love that there is no longer any distinction between ragebait and fetish content
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I think we know what this means
October 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I think we know what this means