Twinks and Tote Bags
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Live Laugh Lexapro.
He/Him.
Melbourne, Australia
He/Him.
Melbourne, Australia
I’ve got a suspicious spot that has come up on my leg in the last two weeks. This isnt skin cancer, is it??
September 14, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I’ve got a suspicious spot that has come up on my leg in the last two weeks. This isnt skin cancer, is it??
🚨 ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS! 🚨
August 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
🚨 ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS! 🚨
Trump for infinity! Tina into poverty!
August 28, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Trump for infinity! Tina into poverty!
🚨 ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS! 🚨
August 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
🚨 ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS! 🚨
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
August 20, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Good news everyone! Cynthia Swann Griffin survived the leap from her fashionable penthouse apartment. She is alive and well and reporting from the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court for 10 News.
August 12, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Good news everyone! Cynthia Swann Griffin survived the leap from her fashionable penthouse apartment. She is alive and well and reporting from the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court for 10 News.
Lol reporter on 10 news has the lumpy cerulean sweater from Devil Wears Prada.
August 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Lol reporter on 10 news has the lumpy cerulean sweater from Devil Wears Prada.
No one has ever looked cooler than this
July 28, 2026 at 10:25 AM
No one has ever looked cooler than this
I beg to differ…
July 28, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I beg to differ…
Just remembered the time Alan Joyce got a pie in the face and I can’t stop laughing.
July 25, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Just remembered the time Alan Joyce got a pie in the face and I can’t stop laughing.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.
July 23, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.
Me to people standing in the Melbourne tram doorway and aisle while there are seats available:
#melbourne #auspol
#melbourne #auspol
July 21, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Me to people standing in the Melbourne tram doorway and aisle while there are seats available:
#melbourne #auspol
#melbourne #auspol
🚨 ATTENTION COLES SHOPPERS! 🚨
July 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
🚨 ATTENTION COLES SHOPPERS! 🚨
Best “Star Trek” captain. Wrong answers only.
July 10, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Best “Star Trek” captain. Wrong answers only.
July 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
share one of your all-time favourite actors!
July 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
share one of your all-time favourite actors!
My phone is finally working! Bloody Telstra.
July 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
My phone is finally working! Bloody Telstra.