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Two Lane Dean and Bruce the Cat
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E Street tramp, car guy, research and make stuff, two cool daughters and one weird cat.🍁☮️ 🇺🇦 Okanagan, BC 🇨🇦
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Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”
August 27, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Tough crowd Bruce. Kind of wasting our time on here. Cheers.
Happy #internationalcatday
This actually IS the dude’s happy face. He has RBF (resting Bruce face). 🤷🏻‍♂️
August 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Happy #internationalcatday
This actually IS the dude’s happy face. He has RBF (resting Bruce face). 🤷🏻‍♂️
August 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Need a scientific explanation for why #okanaganlake is so clear this year. Clearest I can remember in thirty years. Can see down 30-40ft to bottom. Seeing fish where never saw before. Wild 🤯
July 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Asking for chilled churu meat tubes
July 27, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Caturday hangin
July 25, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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This is how our government has been corrupted:

1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat

We must get big money out of politics.

It is the root of our dysfunction.
July 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It just gets more and more idiotic. Life imitates the VEEP writers’ art.
Trump says he is going to increase tariffs on Canada due to the wildfires
July 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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‼️”FUCK YOUR FASCIST PANCAKES”‼️

👏👏👏

Calling out Dani for platforming a separatist.
July 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I often check movie run times and decide not to go of they are over 2hrs…
I will see and likely enjoy the Odyssey, but just a reminder that movies don't have to be long:
The Perfect-Length Movie
Culture and entertainment musts from Evan McMurry
www.theatlantic.com
July 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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July 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Anyone else wishing this was all a Bob Newhart dream? We wake up and the last couple years didn’t actually happen.
July 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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28 people, somehow all with Latinx surnames, detained in one day in southern #Indiana. 🤬 Protesters from Do Something Indiana are standing up for their neighbors! ✊ www.newsandtribune.com/indiana/ice-...
ICE holding 28 people at Clark County Jail after unannounced operation Wednesday
CLARK COUNTY – At least 28 people were detained Wednesday and Thursday in Clark County and are now being held in Clark County Jail on behalf of U.S. Immigration and
www.newsandtribune.com
July 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Headline should really be…What the fuck is wrong with 35% of you? What a bunch of absolute fking hillbillies.

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump’s approval rating at record lows across two polls
Two early July 2026 surveys show Trump’s net approval falling to record lows, driven by rising disapproval among U.S. adults.
www.newsweek.com
July 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Mexico to file criminal complaints in US over deaths of Mexicans in immigration enforcement
www.newsbreakapp.com/n/1D8yT3Lr?s...
Mexico to file criminal complaints in US over deaths of Mexicans in immigration enforcement - NewsBreak
MEXICO CITY, July 9 (Reuters) - Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum said on Thursday that her government plans to file criminal complaints in the U.S. rega
www.newsbreakapp.com
July 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Hoekstra must think Canadians 🇨🇦 are as gullible/uninformed as Americans.

“You’re financing the bridge, you don’t own it” likening it to a mortgage.

Mackenzie Grey then provides a great example “the U.S. will end up owning half the bridge without making any payments”.

youtu.be/haBQJar4QIw?...
Canadian Host CONFRONTS Hoekstra on his BRIDGE CORRUPTION
YouTube video by Canada Today
youtu.be
July 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧
July 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Dude wants CHILLED churu meat tubes. Cat ice cream. 🤷🏻‍♂️
July 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Belgian team celebrating their win in the locker room.
July 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Trump on Greenland: "That's what hurt my relationship with NATO...it's an important part for the United States. It's surrounded by China ships & Russian ships. Greenland should be controlled by the United States, not by Denmark. We could remove all our soldiers out of Europe. They better be careful"
July 7, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Americans are now so used to their president cheating and breaking rules that many of them seem genuinely not to understand why the world was rooting for Belgium.
July 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
“Allies”. That’s hilarious. 🤣 Allies? Cute. 🤣😂
July 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Thinking it’s time to dump #netflix. Absolutely fuck all new on there worth watching.
July 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM