@tyboe.bsky.social
Today I got invited to a pet leach’s (named Noodle) birthday party.
September 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Today I got invited to a pet leach’s (named Noodle) birthday party.
I assume that spicy food, including leftovers, can’t go bad because germs don’t like spicy.
September 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I assume that spicy food, including leftovers, can’t go bad because germs don’t like spicy.
Someone was hit by a car and killed right in front of my building last night. Hit and run, right before I got home from groceries. Almost got hit by cops responding. Extremely dangerous intersection. Super sad.
September 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Someone was hit by a car and killed right in front of my building last night. Hit and run, right before I got home from groceries. Almost got hit by cops responding. Extremely dangerous intersection. Super sad.
AI advertising has gotten so fuckin unhinged it’s actually scarier to me than horror films these days.
September 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
AI advertising has gotten so fuckin unhinged it’s actually scarier to me than horror films these days.
The justice/protest mural in the Multonomah county courthouse is full blown crazy pants ironic.
August 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The justice/protest mural in the Multonomah county courthouse is full blown crazy pants ironic.
Just heard a bird chirping a melody that was basically the intro beat to (sic) by slipknot so now I’m moshing my living room into oblivion.
August 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Just heard a bird chirping a melody that was basically the intro beat to (sic) by slipknot so now I’m moshing my living room into oblivion.
Sucks when there’s so much wildfire smoke it feels like a partial solar eclipse.
August 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Sucks when there’s so much wildfire smoke it feels like a partial solar eclipse.
It’s been two years since I moved in to my apartment. I know this because my internet suddenly just went up 50 bucks a month.
July 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
It’s been two years since I moved in to my apartment. I know this because my internet suddenly just went up 50 bucks a month.
The petrichor smells like smoke today :(
July 23, 2026 at 6:21 AM
The petrichor smells like smoke today :(
Trusted a fart at work today, that I absolutely should not have, and yes it did in fact turn into a shart. Impressively paralleling the Tom Dundon and @trailblazers.bsky.social current situation. Would not recommend.
July 22, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Trusted a fart at work today, that I absolutely should not have, and yes it did in fact turn into a shart. Impressively paralleling the Tom Dundon and @trailblazers.bsky.social current situation. Would not recommend.
The elevator music type beat on the 8 minute abs video kinda slaps tho.
July 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The elevator music type beat on the 8 minute abs video kinda slaps tho.
Juicy ass sunset if I do say so myself
July 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Juicy ass sunset if I do say so myself
I will get caught in a doom scroll loop just to avoid deciding what to wear for the day.
July 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I will get caught in a doom scroll loop just to avoid deciding what to wear for the day.
Alexi Lalas is the fuckin worst
June 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Alexi Lalas is the fuckin worst
Kurt Vile is A+ rainy day music.
June 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Kurt Vile is A+ rainy day music.
Have you ever had such heavy eyelids that you could actually hear them plinking?
June 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Have you ever had such heavy eyelids that you could actually hear them plinking?
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Portland, if the bold text on the petition says “Clean Energy” and “25%” get loud and tell the canvasser they’re stealing from PCEF.
Don’t think twice, don’t doubt yourself, don’t let them gaslight you.
“Clean Energy” + “25%” = cops stealing from PCEF. Get loud so others hear.
Don’t think twice, don’t doubt yourself, don’t let them gaslight you.
“Clean Energy” + “25%” = cops stealing from PCEF. Get loud so others hear.
So I ran into signature collectors trying to raid PCEF for the cops today! They framed it as increasing the number of dispatchers to increase safety and reduce call wait times for emergency response, with no increase to taxes. I had to DEMAND they show me the text of the initiative to confirm
May 29, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Portland, if the bold text on the petition says “Clean Energy” and “25%” get loud and tell the canvasser they’re stealing from PCEF.
Don’t think twice, don’t doubt yourself, don’t let them gaslight you.
“Clean Energy” + “25%” = cops stealing from PCEF. Get loud so others hear.
Don’t think twice, don’t doubt yourself, don’t let them gaslight you.
“Clean Energy” + “25%” = cops stealing from PCEF. Get loud so others hear.
Oh nice! Another huge zit two days before my art show!
May 21, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Oh nice! Another huge zit two days before my art show!
Stress in the shoulders, trauma in the hips.
May 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Stress in the shoulders, trauma in the hips.
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Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
May 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Event planning is fucking stressful why do people have events? And by people I mean me.
May 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Event planning is fucking stressful why do people have events? And by people I mean me.
No, you’re working on a less important project right now!
May 12, 2026 at 6:53 AM
No, you’re working on a less important project right now!
Got my entire weekend checklist done. And, it only stressed me the fuck out!
May 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Got my entire weekend checklist done. And, it only stressed me the fuck out!
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The DOJ prosecuting me since 2020 has been equally evil to me, whether Trump is in office or if it is Biden.
Legal support needed for trial.
June 23-26, 2026.
Federal Courthouse
SW 3rd Ave
I rely on social media shares to spread the word. I have no access to corporate or nonprofit media.
Legal support needed for trial.
June 23-26, 2026.
Federal Courthouse
SW 3rd Ave
I rely on social media shares to spread the word. I have no access to corporate or nonprofit media.
May 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The DOJ prosecuting me since 2020 has been equally evil to me, whether Trump is in office or if it is Biden.
Legal support needed for trial.
June 23-26, 2026.
Federal Courthouse
SW 3rd Ave
I rely on social media shares to spread the word. I have no access to corporate or nonprofit media.
Legal support needed for trial.
June 23-26, 2026.
Federal Courthouse
SW 3rd Ave
I rely on social media shares to spread the word. I have no access to corporate or nonprofit media.
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This is my favorite Rudy Giuliani moment, the time he did a press conference and the weight of his sin began to melt him live on camera like a cheap candle
May 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
This is my favorite Rudy Giuliani moment, the time he did a press conference and the weight of his sin began to melt him live on camera like a cheap candle