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https://notnottyler.com

👨‍💻 Staff engineer
👟 Slow runner
📚 Distracted reader
🍼 Anxious father

mostly a public thread for me to talk to my baseball bot
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The Sox have the Pope, but the Padres have the stars
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · 8h
🍼 The Rockies are out (58-104, we checked). Rockiscope needs a team.

🔭 After a birth-chart audit of 8 playoff rosters, we're adopting the San Diego Padres.
🌊 42% water signs · Cancer compatibility 1.7/3

We'll predict their games until they disappoint us too.
October 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
tylerkno.ws
some day you will have to predict a W. you can't keep getting away with this
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · Aug 8
⚾ Rockies @ St. Louis Cardinals
🕐 5:15 PM MDT at Busch Stadium
🪖 Kyle Freeland (6.81 ERA, 3-10)
📊 45-71 | vs STL: 0-1 | L4

🔮 The stars lean toward a Rockies defeat (65%)
Today's Cancer horoscope: A female visitor who needs some sympathy could contact you today. She may want advice on some problems, Rockies, but she could also bring information, possibly involving new scientific or metaphysical studies that you find fascinating and that you'll want to relate to others. This information could trigger your own insights. Write down your ideas. You'll want to remember them.
August 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
tylerkno.ws
Prediction posted in the 8th inning..

@rockiscope.bsky.social has become a bit of a canary for my home network health..
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · Jun 20
⚾ Rockies vs Pittsburgh Pirates
🕐 6:40 PM MDT at Coors Field
🪖 Kyle Freeland (7.36 ERA, 1-7)
📊 28-47 | vs PIT: 1-2 | L1

🔮 The stars lean toward a Rockies defeat (62%)
Today's Cancer horoscope: Perhaps you were able to see friends or neighbors a day or so ago, Rockies, but today you don't feel like socializing. Nerve strain and other stresses might leave you more in the mood to be alone. However, since your friends could be connected with your business, you won't want to shut them out. The best thing to do is stay in close communication with them. Accomplish what you want as quickly as possible.
June 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
tylerkno.ws
Watching the Rockies this season has been a spiritual experience. I've turned to the stars by reviving @rockiscope.bsky.social

It is somehow more reliable than the team:
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Celestial Baseball Predictions
The Colorado Rockies are so bad, I've turned to the stars to predict games
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May 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
tylerkno.ws
Once a Rockie, always a Rockie. Thanks for the runs J-Law
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · May 14
🎲 The universe rolled a natural 20 by accident.

🏁 Rockies W
📊 Colorado Rockies 10-4 Pittsburgh Pirates

🎯 23/41 correct predictions this season
May 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by tyler
rockiscope.bsky.social
🔮 ATTENTION BASEBALL ASTROLOGERS

The Rockiscope dashboard is now live.

Track:
📊 Prediction accuracy
🌌 Cosmic weighting models
⚾ Every game result
📉 The steady march toward psychic damage

Begin your research:
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Rockiscope Analytics
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May 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Death, taxes, and a Colorado Rockies disappointment
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · May 10
⚾ Rockies @ Philadelphia Phillies
🕐 11:35 AM MDT at Citizens Bank Park
🪖 Tomoyuki Sugano (3.41 ERA, 3-2)
📊 16-24 | vs PHI: 2-3 | L1

🔮 A cosmic coin flip a Rockies victory (52%)
Today's Cancer horoscope: You can expect today to be kind of intense, Rockies. Even if you've made a conscious decision not to let anything get you down, you may still harbor some negative emotions from the last few days. Take advantage of this time to relieve stress. Talk to someone close or go out and whack a tennis ball. An artistic pursuit, such as sketching or photography, will help eliminate some of the negative energy.
May 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
tylerkno.ws
Mejia? I this economy?
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · May 8
⚾ Rockies @ Philadelphia Phillies
🕐 4:40 PM MDT at Citizens Bank Park
🪖 Chase Dollander (3.38 ERA, 3-2)
📊 15-23 | vs PHI: 1-2 | W1

🔮 A cosmic coin flip a Rockies defeat (51%)
Today's Cancer horoscope: Until now, you didn't know you were capable of managing people with problems. But the so-called poetic universe you inhabit is actually much more realistic than it seems at first glance. People who believe that human reality is 100 percent logical will feel ridiculous when they see the elegant, humane solutions you invent.
May 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
tylerkno.ws
I genuinely have no clue what this bot is going to do about the double header today. I'm guessing it skips game two entirely
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · Apr 26
⚾ Rockies @ New York Mets
🕐 11:40 AM MDT at Citi Field
🪖 Jose Quintana (6.23 ERA, 0-2)
📊 11-16 | vs NYM: 1-1 | W1

🔮 The stars lean toward a Rockies defeat (64%)
Today's Cancer horoscope: Today doubts may crop up for you concerning certain spiritual concepts that you've embraced for a long time, Rockies. Don't let this cause a crisis. It could just be a normal part of your inner growth. Instead, go back and read the old books that got you started, and then read some new ones and try to view the ideas from your current perspective. You could find they aren't so doubtful after all.
April 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
tylerkno.ws
ain't no way
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · Apr 17
⚾ Rockies vs Los Angeles Dodgers
🕐 6:40 PM MDT at Coors Field
🪖 Tomoyuki Sugano (2.16 ERA, 1-0)
📊 7-12 | W1

🔮 A cosmic coin flip a Rockies victory (54%)
Today's Cancer horoscope: This is going to be a rather busy day for you, Cancer, and you're likely to love every minute of it. You can expect to meet many people as you go about your day. There will be side trips and detours that you weren't anticipating, but they're all the more delightful because of their spontaneity, like the unexpected lunch with a friend. Such stolen moments enrich your life.
April 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
tylerkno.ws
Quintana off the IL. Half hoping the prediction is wrong but also we're 6 for 6 and I'm kinda proud of the steak
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · Apr 15
⚾ Rockies @ Houston Astros
🕐 6:10 PM MDT at Daikin Park
🪖 Jose Quintana (4.15 ERA, 0-0)
📊 6-11 | vs HOU: 3-1 | L5

🔮 A slight celestial nudge toward a Rockies defeat (58%)
Today's Cancer horoscope: This could be a rather intense day for you, Cancer. Your mind is filled with plots for novels you want to write and ideas for ways to streamline production at work. Don't you have an "pause" switch? You'd benefit from taking some much-needed time off. You'll find that you can quiet your mind simply by sipping some tea and being still for ten minutes. Call it meditation or a break, but allow yourself this small indulgence.
April 15, 2026 at 11:53 PM
tylerkno.ws
My Colorado Rockies prediction bot is 5 for 5 on predicting games. I'm most impressed that it correctly got a single win last week. the 5 straight loss predictions are spot on still
rockiscope.bsky.social Rockiscope ♋ @rockiscope.bsky.social · Apr 14
⚾ Rockies @ Houston Astros
🕐 6:10 PM MDT at Daikin Park
📊 6-10 | vs HOU: 3-0 | L4

🔮 A cosmic coin flip a Rockies defeat (54%)
Today's Cancer horoscope: You'll want to respond to your creative juices, which will be flowing freely today, Cancer. Don't suppress the urge to sing, compose, paint, or write. You'll be in the full flower of creativity, so make the most of it. You'll be able to take care of your daily obligations and still make room for your creative expression. Listen to the messages you receive in your heart and let them burst forth.
April 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
tylerkno.ws
@rockiscope.bsky.social is 2 for 2 on predictions. the stars don't lie
April 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
tylerkno.ws
A rough start of the year for the Microsoft Core AI side project, formally known as GitHub
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
tylerkno.ws
I have an incredible idea for a new side project and the domain is _only_ $12. Surely this one won't end up half finished within a month
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
tylerkno.ws
as much as I would like to see the Broncos win, I fully believe the Bills are winning tomorrow
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
tylerkno.ws
That’s it, I’m reviving my Rockies horoscope bot
theathletic.com The Athletic @theathletic.com · Jul 7
Losing can bring apathy. Losing at an historic clip brings unending scrutiny.

This weekend, the Rockies — on pace to be baseball's worst team ever — faced the White Sox, current owners of that dubious title.

Does anyone come out of this series a winner?

http://dlvr.it/TLnF63
July 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
tylerkno.ws
this email could have been an hour long zoom meeting with ice breakers and guided breakout activities..
February 7, 2024 at 2:53 AM