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typhon.monster
have a cow, man
@typhon.monster
you left me floating in the dark, and now i'm seein' stars again

🔞🔞🔞 | Lor, 30s, nb masc | he/him/it/its | professional jackal, hobbyist cow | writer+commissioner | 🇮🇪 | was @jackalories | #LorOC

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/supersane/
seconded
September 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
jfcccc i had no idea that sucks so bad. im so sorry
September 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Me the fuck too girl this is why I fuck with you
September 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
good god
September 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
as the #1 woman respecter you have my approval
September 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
historic moment
September 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
you get me 🤝
September 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
many of you want to rub zero's belly but how many of you want to wash the blood and grime of battle off him while cleaning and dressing his wounds all while ensuring not to break the tension and get your head smashed in. makes you think doesn't it
September 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
don't @ me with a good time
September 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Brisk Eminem
ALT: Brisk Eminem
static.klipy.com
September 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
🤝
September 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
i love it for you! but you will be taking a bath before I eat you
September 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
pleeeease i think about the girls night pics all the time
September 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
im an equal opportunity werewolf fucker so ye s
September 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
which is fine!! of course every preference is valid. but my fellow fatal freaks, i cherish you
September 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
gone off that abba
September 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
he keeps talking about "mysterious wind". at a certain point it can't be that mysterious
September 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
refueling in the best way...no better way to end your night than a digestive tract full of bones
September 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM