Yeah, I wouldn't put too much credulity in "sources say". Though putting on R&J in an even-then dead version of the language would be a bigger surprise coming from Eggers than I've come to expect from him.

What's this? Bunnies? *Daily*? I'm following this

"gaps" in evolution = evolution is wrong, obviously

gaps in the gospels = filled in by Mel Gibson

I assume he has the highlights read to him, such as where previous presidents engaged in kung fu fights

ball pit, except they're pickles

Kid me: I think I kinda miss Eilonwy?

Adult me: yeah no shit how do you think Taran feels

I don't know if it's happened yet, but sooner or later one of these pervert-glasses fucks of the chuckle is going to have their own death captured on it

I keep hoping for "Bride of the Stool" to catch on but nobody's going for it

I feel like if he tried that stunt now he'd blow it faster than Balloon Boy