I had him for 17 years

The joke in question was throwing out a “does the stripper love me” quip

(Ik the habs home game is on monday but that means everyone is coming in on the sunday — aka race day — and you KNOW people will have feelings saturday night no matter how it turns out)

and it’s also cottage season again so highways gonna be clogged as fuck

Like why is EVERYTHING happening in montreal rn man

also it’s just another word for half.