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slowly trying to use this place more |she/her|white|bi|25| @glaciergay.bsky.social is my lovely gf <3
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· Oct 17
Name a more iconic duo than gay women using a yaoi ship for their matching pfps, I’ll wait
and if I burned down your office wumpus you useless fuck
October 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
and if I burned down your office wumpus you useless fuck
what’s the fucking point of a number lock button aside from confusing people why their passwords aren’t working
October 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
what’s the fucking point of a number lock button aside from confusing people why their passwords aren’t working
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AIPAC decided they were going to set a record on the amount of money they spent against me in the primary election. $70 million. Do you know what we could do with $70 million?
October 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
AIPAC decided they were going to set a record on the amount of money they spent against me in the primary election. $70 million. Do you know what we could do with $70 million?
just had a customer whose license plate was PED 040
Feel bad for the guy lmao
Feel bad for the guy lmao
October 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
just had a customer whose license plate was PED 040
Feel bad for the guy lmao
Feel bad for the guy lmao
Fortune’s Weave has SO many quality of life issues and weird gameplay decisions and yet it’s still probably my current GOTY and I haven’t even completed a single path yet
September 24, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Fortune’s Weave has SO many quality of life issues and weird gameplay decisions and yet it’s still probably my current GOTY and I haven’t even completed a single path yet
Insane to me that people STILL argue that FW is a sequel when there’s all this dialogue in Dietrich’s route
September 21, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Insane to me that people STILL argue that FW is a sequel when there’s all this dialogue in Dietrich’s route
Esmeralda serving cunt in every fit, that turquoise is just so good
September 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Esmeralda serving cunt in every fit, that turquoise is just so good
thank the LORD in HEAVEN ABOVE
September 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
thank the LORD in HEAVEN ABOVE
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Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2 physical) availability ($79.99):
Best Buy buff.ly/YsDEA7V #ad
GameStop buff.ly/diYHjOG
Target buff.ly/4cgy66c
VGP buff.ly/LTIgh2d
PNP buff.ly/NP34VHa
Amazon (temp OOS but can be ordered) amzn.to/49QHKDb
Best Buy buff.ly/YsDEA7V #ad
GameStop buff.ly/diYHjOG
Target buff.ly/4cgy66c
VGP buff.ly/LTIgh2d
PNP buff.ly/NP34VHa
Amazon (temp OOS but can be ordered) amzn.to/49QHKDb
September 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2 physical) availability ($79.99):
Best Buy buff.ly/YsDEA7V #ad
GameStop buff.ly/diYHjOG
Target buff.ly/4cgy66c
VGP buff.ly/LTIgh2d
PNP buff.ly/NP34VHa
Amazon (temp OOS but can be ordered) amzn.to/49QHKDb
Best Buy buff.ly/YsDEA7V #ad
GameStop buff.ly/diYHjOG
Target buff.ly/4cgy66c
VGP buff.ly/LTIgh2d
PNP buff.ly/NP34VHa
Amazon (temp OOS but can be ordered) amzn.to/49QHKDb
this isn’t fucking fair I should be playing fire emblem right now
September 18, 2026 at 1:17 PM
this isn’t fucking fair I should be playing fire emblem right now
NO OTHER UPDATES ITS JUST SUDDENLY OUT FOR DELIVERY? LETS FUCKING GO I GUESS????
my fw copy is supposed to arrive today but it hasn’t made it to MN yet (according to tracking)
Slaot Laz4p Rage Meme
ALT: Slaot Laz4p Rage Meme
static.klipy.com
September 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
NO OTHER UPDATES ITS JUST SUDDENLY OUT FOR DELIVERY? LETS FUCKING GO I GUESS????
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Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2) is ~$59.99 at Walmart when using code FAST30 or SAVE3X at checkout buff.ly/1wN0qg7 #ad
if code doesn't work, try switching to pickup. If that doesn't work, add a banana (weirdly this worked for me with FAST30). Banana: buff.ly/xpiWilf
if code doesn't work, try switching to pickup. If that doesn't work, add a banana (weirdly this worked for me with FAST30). Banana: buff.ly/xpiWilf
September 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2) is ~$59.99 at Walmart when using code FAST30 or SAVE3X at checkout buff.ly/1wN0qg7 #ad
if code doesn't work, try switching to pickup. If that doesn't work, add a banana (weirdly this worked for me with FAST30). Banana: buff.ly/xpiWilf
if code doesn't work, try switching to pickup. If that doesn't work, add a banana (weirdly this worked for me with FAST30). Banana: buff.ly/xpiWilf
my fw copy is supposed to arrive today but it hasn’t made it to MN yet (according to tracking)
Slaot Laz4p Rage Meme
ALT: Slaot Laz4p Rage Meme
static.klipy.com
September 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
my fw copy is supposed to arrive today but it hasn’t made it to MN yet (according to tracking)
some ppl wearing jackets outside oh it’s glorious. fucking finally the evil heat is defeated
September 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
some ppl wearing jackets outside oh it’s glorious. fucking finally the evil heat is defeated
started my period. I think I deserve to kill a man
September 11, 2026 at 11:02 AM
started my period. I think I deserve to kill a man
mildly salty that P4R isn’t releasing in February on switch 2, P6 better be a simultaneous release dude
September 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
mildly salty that P4R isn’t releasing in February on switch 2, P6 better be a simultaneous release dude
fuck you mean the Zelda direct isn’t for TWO more hours I coulda sworn it was 6am pacific
September 8, 2026 at 12:10 PM
fuck you mean the Zelda direct isn’t for TWO more hours I coulda sworn it was 6am pacific
I know ppl think smash 6 is happening, personally I doubt it but I’d be happy to be wrong
I’d love a little more on Xenoblade Genesis, but the game was only revealed a few months ago so that’s unlikely I feel
Maybe content update for Tomodachi Life?
I’d love a little more on Xenoblade Genesis, but the game was only revealed a few months ago so that’s unlikely I feel
Maybe content update for Tomodachi Life?
September 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I know ppl think smash 6 is happening, personally I doubt it but I’d be happy to be wrong
I’d love a little more on Xenoblade Genesis, but the game was only revealed a few months ago so that’s unlikely I feel
Maybe content update for Tomodachi Life?
I’d love a little more on Xenoblade Genesis, but the game was only revealed a few months ago so that’s unlikely I feel
Maybe content update for Tomodachi Life?
I hate working mornings cuz what do you mean all my irls are asleep while I hear all the news myself
September 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I hate working mornings cuz what do you mean all my irls are asleep while I hear all the news myself
fym it’s gonna be 92 degrees today bro 😭
September 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
fym it’s gonna be 92 degrees today bro 😭
Decided I wanted to go out with a BANG
September 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Decided I wanted to go out with a BANG
All ready for the elite four!
September 3, 2026 at 7:03 AM
All ready for the elite four!
jkr is so fucking embarrassing man imagine being the author of one of the most beloved children’s franchises and spending your days spewing transphobia and arguing with people on twitter dot com instead of making the world a better place
September 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
jkr is so fucking embarrassing man imagine being the author of one of the most beloved children’s franchises and spending your days spewing transphobia and arguing with people on twitter dot com instead of making the world a better place
SOME pupper thought it would be a good idea to eat a bee (again) this weekend
August 31, 2026 at 3:44 PM
SOME pupper thought it would be a good idea to eat a bee (again) this weekend