Chris He/Him
@umbransharmoot.bsky.social
Inshallah you will wake up in the depths of nightmares so vile
Insta: Chrisbetterhavemymoney
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Insta: Chrisbetterhavemymoney
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Now he wanna lick my bomboclaat my ratatatataaaaa
September 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Now he wanna lick my bomboclaat my ratatatataaaaa
LinkedIn open in one tab and Sniffies open in the other
September 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
LinkedIn open in one tab and Sniffies open in the other
Did I think I'd be on tumblr in my thirties? No. But I also thought I'd find a plumbing job after I graduated college. I also thought I'd have a man in my late twenties actually. I also thought I wouldn't live in c*nada the rest of my life. I also thought we'd get Bayonetta 4
September 17, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Did I think I'd be on tumblr in my thirties? No. But I also thought I'd find a plumbing job after I graduated college. I also thought I'd have a man in my late twenties actually. I also thought I wouldn't live in c*nada the rest of my life. I also thought we'd get Bayonetta 4
I will however continue blocking people for literally anything. Even a slight disagreeance I just block I do love doing that
September 17, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I will however continue blocking people for literally anything. Even a slight disagreeance I just block I do love doing that
I come from the haus of tumblr so I like to call strangers ugly for no reason but in recent times I've unfortunately had to remind myself I'm 32 and I can't be arguing with people on the internet for no reason anymore
September 17, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I come from the haus of tumblr so I like to call strangers ugly for no reason but in recent times I've unfortunately had to remind myself I'm 32 and I can't be arguing with people on the internet for no reason anymore
LUX BOOTY SHORTS LUX BOOTY SHORTS LUX BOOTY SHORTS
September 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
LUX BOOTY SHORTS LUX BOOTY SHORTS LUX BOOTY SHORTS
Had a nice swim after work
September 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Had a nice swim after work
The way The Legend of Zelda has always been in my life, despite maybe playing three games and never finishing them. This remake looks amazing. Completely unrelated, I have a massive boner and am going to masturbate real hard now
September 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The way The Legend of Zelda has always been in my life, despite maybe playing three games and never finishing them. This remake looks amazing. Completely unrelated, I have a massive boner and am going to masturbate real hard now
One very unfortunate event I keep experiencing is that I'll find a super hot gogo dancer or Only Fans dude on social media, think he's super hot and want to follow, only to see him do many posts with Elias Cohen
September 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
One very unfortunate event I keep experiencing is that I'll find a super hot gogo dancer or Only Fans dude on social media, think he's super hot and want to follow, only to see him do many posts with Elias Cohen
THAT'S MY BESTIE
September 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
THAT'S MY BESTIE
If Trixie Mattel is charging 100k for a show imagine how much someone whos actually talented and interesting must cost omfg…
September 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
If Trixie Mattel is charging 100k for a show imagine how much someone whos actually talented and interesting must cost omfg…
I just found out Calgary pride hired Trixie Mattel for 100K. I hate this country
September 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I just found out Calgary pride hired Trixie Mattel for 100K. I hate this country
Reposted by Chris He/Him
Hi hi hello hello how are you I'm Chris hi hhello hellaur I'm single and desperate hi
September 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hi hi hello hello how are you I'm Chris hi hhello hellaur I'm single and desperate hi
I've played Coming Out On Top twice and both times I got the single ending where nothing changes in your life
August 31, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I've played Coming Out On Top twice and both times I got the single ending where nothing changes in your life
Loving this randomizer I've been playing
August 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Loving this randomizer I've been playing
I understand why the white lady in Archer had a gangbang with the yakuza. Have you seen those sexy tattoos omfggggg
August 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I understand why the white lady in Archer had a gangbang with the yakuza. Have you seen those sexy tattoos omfggggg
Rosalia made La Perla because she went to bubble tea with her friends and got tapioca pearls in her drink and she was like "Omg this is so good" then we got Lux
August 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Rosalia made La Perla because she went to bubble tea with her friends and got tapioca pearls in her drink and she was like "Omg this is so good" then we got Lux
Thx u miss Carlita Reye Jepsen for taking a page outta the Cowboy Carter and Lux books. thx u white queen
August 22, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Thx u miss Carlita Reye Jepsen for taking a page outta the Cowboy Carter and Lux books. thx u white queen
Sharmootavevo ---> umbransharmoot
August 20, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Sharmootavevo ---> umbransharmoot
I imagine being canadian is this horrific scientific experiment to see how much one can tolerate nonsense and stupidity
August 20, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I imagine being canadian is this horrific scientific experiment to see how much one can tolerate nonsense and stupidity
I don't understand any joke anyone tells me anymore. If I've laughed at something you've said the past two years it was me not being completely aware that you are communicating in a manner that I should understand. I don't get anything
August 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I don't understand any joke anyone tells me anymore. If I've laughed at something you've said the past two years it was me not being completely aware that you are communicating in a manner that I should understand. I don't get anything
Why did it have to be Hayden Panettiere. Why couldn't it have been Gal Gadot instead
August 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Why did it have to be Hayden Panettiere. Why couldn't it have been Gal Gadot instead