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not a lover not a fighter but a secret third thing (struggler) || this is witty from twt hii
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coldcastle.bsky.social
did you know you can make weird bullshit and jerk off
July 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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tshirt.bsky.social
yaoi zine 7...... on sale this weekend probably. just did a test print at home. looking good, right? cover art by simkjrs
yaoi zine 7 cover. a fujo looking at a business man looking at a fujo looking at a seme and uke having sex. WHAT IS THE MAINSTREAM? A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR ok so. since we last spoke a lot has gone down in yaoi world. aka heated rivalry kind of blew up fujoing out to the mainstream. and everyone got in our lane (wrote fujo thinkpieces). now it’s our time to study them back. fujos analyzing the mainstream analyzing fujos. so i asked everyone to create a work of art/writing that responds to yaoi breaking containment. like. when is a time someone who wasn’t a fujo encountered your whole thing? what happened? the pieces in this zine span explaining your perversions to “normal” people, the futility of trying to appeal to them in the first place, shipping those normal people (aka RPF), and talking to people who are gay but not fujos and/or fans but not fujos and/or fujos but not fujos. iykyk. i always wanted yaoi zine to be a place where we could talk to each other first and foremost. so we remain firmly aimed at the thinking perverts of the world, rather than the mainstream. as you can probably tell by our lovely cover. i look forward to talking with you again soon in the next issue. xoxo, tshirt
August 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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coldcastle.bsky.social
she half step on my hime till i parry
July 26, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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battan8.bsky.social
横長
June 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
umbrellaboy.bsky.social
in a way catholicism is like a uti
June 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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bloomfilters.plus
I (♀️) Work For A Shady Research Institute In The Middle Of A Cold War, And Every Night This Assassin (♀️) Tries To Kill Me, But We End Up Playing Chess Games Instead And I Keep Winning, So She Leaves And Swears Revenge Each Time
May 18, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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prismably.bsky.social
Ferdinand seated backwards in a chair, leaning over the back and smiling at Hubert, seated on a stool.
June 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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evillittlebug.bsky.social
THE MAN WITH THE UKE TATTOO
June 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
umbrellaboy.bsky.social
if present2ceptuals art ends up looking bad and nothing like the first one well uh.
May 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
umbrellaboy.bsky.social
this weeks episode was a case study on how lesbians are weak to horses
May 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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broomfie.bsky.social
May 10, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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hehearse.bsky.social
#svsss
Digital simple fanart for Scum villain's self-saving system. Original Shen Qingqiu is holding Luo Binghe's chin up with his fan with an extremely displeased expression. He is speaking, and his speech bubble is a cropped screenshot from wechat by someone nicknamed "shen jiu". From their clothing it seems to be set during the Luo Binghe's disciple era. Shen Qingqiu: I will live. Because i will make you kill yourself. Luo Binghe looks confused and is blushing wildly.
March 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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fuhit0be.bsky.social
March 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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symbolscramble.bsky.social
My dream is to become a 100% organic cotton bed sheet that covers beautiful women.
March 2, 2026 at 9:16 AM
umbrellaboy.bsky.social
of the devil calls to me
January 27, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
the goose guard- not to be confused with the silly goose brigade, which is a completely different outfit
illustration of three cute white geese with armored knight helmets and chest plates, carrying spears with different colored banners: blue, yellow, red. they look exactly the same except for their expressions and banner placements.
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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dtjcomposer.bsky.social
Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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hehearse.bsky.social
#msch #내스급
Slowly, gently.
Digital black and white fanart for S classes that i raised. It's an illustration for the very beginning of the novel. Han Yoojin stands on the left with a crooked spear held in his outstretched hand as if he is about to drop it. His other hand is behind his back, fingers crossed. He is looking to the right with wide eyes, tears streaming down his cheeks. Other than the eye on his profile, everything else is hidden under a shadow. To the right there is Lauchitas' body splayed, two heads already destroyed and his eyes on the last head left bleeding. The blood from these eyes mixes with the blood flowing from Yoojin's outstretched hand. The spear in Yoojin's hand positioned to both cross Lauchitas' necks and stab Yoojin right between the eyes. Behind Yoojin's head there is a wish stone marble. And serving as a background is a barely visible image of little Han Yoojin walking with Han Yoohyun on a snowy day. The background image from the first drawing. It's a simple drawing of Han brothers in a thick black frame. It's very bright with barely any details, just silhouettes of the brothers holding hands with smiles on their faces and snow falling.
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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leehama.bsky.social
🎄🛸💛 It's that time of year again! Happy Holidays from Lucy, Clementine, Meyer, and me! #GourmetHound 🍎🍊🍋
Digital illustration of Lucy, Meyer, and Clementine (characters from my webcomic Gourmet Hound) sharing a tray of iced sugar cookies. They are all wearing sweatshirts with the same strange design, featuring the Fresno Nightcrawler wearing Christmas gear, walking through a pine forest with a UFO in the background. That same design is magnified behind them. Large text reads, "Happy Holidays! - Leehama" Meyer: "Do you understand how much closet space these sweaters take up? This is the sixth year, that's twelve sweaters between me and Clementine." Lucy: "Why don't you just wear them during the rest of the year?" Meyer, emphatically: "Who do you think I am? Clementine?"
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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bloomfilters.plus
that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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molarzz.bsky.social
my piece for the love fools zine 🍬 ❤️ 💭 @lovefoolszine.bsky.social #skipandloafer #illustration
An illustration of the characters Mitsumi, Mika, Yuzuki, and Makoto from the anime/manga Skip and Loafer having a slumber party in a pink, yellow, and purple themed bedroom. Pieces of candy are scattered across the floor.
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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raaayaaa.bsky.social
#ORV #중독
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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redderbeanpaste.bsky.social
Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
umbrellaboy.bsky.social
the use of red in todays pluribus was so good
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
umbrellaboy.bsky.social
fridays are for plurbin out
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM