dermis, mister dermis
@unabom.bsky.social
@MCuban.bsky.social
the monkey king. the monkey king
the monkey king. the monkey king
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dermis, mister dermis
@unabom.bsky.social
· Mar 25
something about dolphins in zoos, tjey dont do well
non binary people or as i call them, CVT
im on a continuously variable trans mission
im on a continuously variable trans mission
October 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
non binary people or as i call them, CVT
im on a continuously variable trans mission
im on a continuously variable trans mission
you right your wrongs and remain silent
September 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
you right your wrongs and remain silent
whenever someone says "i can see where youre coming from" i put my hand over my crotch and go "you can?!"
September 25, 2026 at 1:38 AM
whenever someone says "i can see where youre coming from" i put my hand over my crotch and go "you can?!"
i expierence homphobia every day of my life!
September 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i expierence homphobia every day of my life!
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motionig at the passanger in my car to not open their door yet. wait until the rpms drop
August 20, 2026 at 7:45 AM
motionig at the passanger in my car to not open their door yet. wait until the rpms drop
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immagine a workd where kirt kobain never got AIDS
May 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
immagine a workd where kirt kobain never got AIDS
at an orgy disgusted that those 2 guys would do that
September 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
at an orgy disgusted that those 2 guys would do that
need better marketing for my homophobic orgy
September 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
need better marketing for my homophobic orgy
i incsnted rhis new "slow blinkin" linutes Drer i started seiving
September 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
i incsnted rhis new "slow blinkin" linutes Drer i started seiving
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Manliness is directly proportional to time between windshield wiper activations
September 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Manliness is directly proportional to time between windshield wiper activations
the best self-defense is a good self offense
September 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
the best self-defense is a good self offense
i have terminal(something that makes you keep living)
September 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
i have terminal(something that makes you keep living)
i get sent back to kill baby hitler but the time mcgine was off by a little and i mean these olden diets mustve been something because i am really struggglijg to pin down 8 year old
hitler here
hitler here
September 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
i get sent back to kill baby hitler but the time mcgine was off by a little and i mean these olden diets mustve been something because i am really struggglijg to pin down 8 year old
hitler here
hitler here
saw 2 seperate people singing along to man in the mirror in this multi cultural grocery store. i took my airpod out
September 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
saw 2 seperate people singing along to man in the mirror in this multi cultural grocery store. i took my airpod out
spinach turnip both start with roatate terms
September 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
spinach turnip both start with roatate terms
Video of car behind me, turning lights on and off hazards, windshield wiper squirt.
mirrors folding maybe, that might be gay
mirrors folding maybe, that might be gay
August 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Video of car behind me, turning lights on and off hazards, windshield wiper squirt.
mirrors folding maybe, that might be gay
mirrors folding maybe, that might be gay
joy of not being an alcooholic
August 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
joy of not being an alcooholic
as we all know. humans are creatures of habitat
August 25, 2026 at 3:44 AM
as we all know. humans are creatures of habitat
motionig at the passanger in my car to not open their door yet. wait until the rpms drop
August 20, 2026 at 7:45 AM
motionig at the passanger in my car to not open their door yet. wait until the rpms drop
ask your friend "what are some uhderlying assumptions that american racism makes?" boom. that's
his dating prpfile bio
his dating prpfile bio
August 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ask your friend "what are some uhderlying assumptions that american racism makes?" boom. that's
his dating prpfile bio
his dating prpfile bio
condescingding: "oh yeah, she's one of the nicest people that YOU would ever probably
meet"
meet"
August 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
condescingding: "oh yeah, she's one of the nicest people that YOU would ever probably
meet"
meet"
i think a lot of the poeple on these bald forums look worse after they go bald. way more than the comments ever suggest
August 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
i think a lot of the poeple on these bald forums look worse after they go bald. way more than the comments ever suggest
this app fucks up theeads, wuote tweets, the whole she bang. elon lands rockets on the fucking moon. im trying to be part of a community here but it damns me
August 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
this app fucks up theeads, wuote tweets, the whole she bang. elon lands rockets on the fucking moon. im trying to be part of a community here but it damns me
"golf courses? i mean, sure.. but that's like saying rivers take use a lot of our water"
Here at nextricity,
we make yesterday's future tomorrow. today.
August 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
"golf courses? i mean, sure.. but that's like saying rivers take use a lot of our water"