chris!
@unauthorized.computer
burritosec | he/him 🏳️🌈 | cyber dude | and it only seems so strange right now
flat white pictured here
September 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
flat white pictured here
inquisitive friend is wondering what I'm doing (I'm drinking a flat white)
September 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
inquisitive friend is wondering what I'm doing (I'm drinking a flat white)
"a sense of legitimacy" had me rolling
![google gemini interaction - user prompt "there is a user account on bluesky using the domain unauthorized.computer, tell me about them"
gemini response, truncated: "The Bluesky user account with the handle @unauthorized.computer is [highlight] a malicious actor operating a widespread phishing campaign to hijack user accounts [end highlight]. [link symbol]
[bold] The Identity of the Account [end bold]
This account is [bold] not an official platform feature or automated security bot [end bold], even though the handle sounds clinical and authoritative. The bad actor purchased the domain name [monospaced] unauthorized.computer [end monospaced] and took advantage of Bluesky's [bold] custom domain handle feature [end bold] to map it directly to their profile. This was done intentionally to manufacture a sense of legitimacy and panic when they target users.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvl2jebz36vkcdc6sbarxmjo/bafkreibc5fmzzhbtbqud3hslkbmsfvpvivovc4cbbt5nyi2n4mwesqqxdi)
September 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"a sense of legitimacy" had me rolling
this apartment building in Tysons is just our universe's version of Tenpenny Tower from Fallout 3
September 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
this apartment building in Tysons is just our universe's version of Tenpenny Tower from Fallout 3
preferably the non bonus track version but even then it still rips
September 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
preferably the non bonus track version but even then it still rips
went for a drive through the Arizona desert a few years back and managed to keep this photo
August 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
went for a drive through the Arizona desert a few years back and managed to keep this photo
constant swamp-weather in DC lately makes Vegas almost seem worth it...almost.
August 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
constant swamp-weather in DC lately makes Vegas almost seem worth it...almost.
an excerpt. there's another 100 songs
August 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
an excerpt. there's another 100 songs
It ain't exactly Monaco.
July 29, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It ain't exactly Monaco.
it is all so deeply, deeply stupid
June 28, 2026 at 2:36 PM
it is all so deeply, deeply stupid
people in this industry know it for a different reason
June 26, 2026 at 1:47 AM
people in this industry know it for a different reason
october 2011 has a crane-less view (the adjacent building to the right was knocked down, the crane was part of a bridge project that's since been finished)
June 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
october 2011 has a crane-less view (the adjacent building to the right was knocked down, the crane was part of a bridge project that's since been finished)
The world is a deeply unfair place
June 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The world is a deeply unfair place
Boston Beer Company honor the 250th right and bring Sam '76 back
June 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Boston Beer Company honor the 250th right and bring Sam '76 back
One of the lucky 43,535!
June 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
One of the lucky 43,535!
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh Winslow Homer's Maine coast paintings bring me joy
May 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh Winslow Homer's Maine coast paintings bring me joy
see you in September I guess
May 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
see you in September I guess
uuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
April 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
uuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nothing like playoff hockey
April 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
nothing like playoff hockey
we used to be a country
April 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
we used to be a country