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@uncookedfish.bsky.social
if u fuckin put ur hands on me ima fuckin rip ur face off bitch
when i was little i made my mom make me sandwiches with nothing on it except ketchup and mayo and idk dude idk what my issue was
October 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
when i was little i made my mom make me sandwiches with nothing on it except ketchup and mayo and idk dude idk what my issue was
when i worked at hollister i had a pink drink with no berries and someone asked me what it was and i told them and i was likeee oh its my favorite drink its so good and some bitch i went to hs with that worked there too she went “ok its not THAT good” like actually kys
October 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
when i worked at hollister i had a pink drink with no berries and someone asked me what it was and i told them and i was likeee oh its my favorite drink its so good and some bitch i went to hs with that worked there too she went “ok its not THAT good” like actually kys
missing christmas time at my highschool job at hollister tbh. mary did you knowww that your babyyy boy
October 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
missing christmas time at my highschool job at hollister tbh. mary did you knowww that your babyyy boy
i wish i had an unlimited supply of hot dogs and i hate my soon to be ex boyfriend hes a bitch and a half and hes shorter than four apples stacked
October 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i wish i had an unlimited supply of hot dogs and i hate my soon to be ex boyfriend hes a bitch and a half and hes shorter than four apples stacked
if i killed myself no one would notice
October 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
if i killed myself no one would notice
whenever people call the marionette from fnaf a guy i get like personally offended shes a girl and her name is charlotte get it fucking right
October 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
whenever people call the marionette from fnaf a guy i get like personally offended shes a girl and her name is charlotte get it fucking right
i genuinely think im gonna kms idk like fuck this fuck everything
October 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i genuinely think im gonna kms idk like fuck this fuck everything
I AM GOING TO CAST A HEX ON EVERY MAN
October 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I AM GOING TO CAST A HEX ON EVERY MAN
I FUCKING HATE MENNBNNBBBBB I HATE THEM I HATE THEM!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGHHAHGGGGGHH
October 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I FUCKING HATE MENNBNNBBBBB I HATE THEM I HATE THEM!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGHHAHGGGGGHH
everytime i go to search bluesky i type in butterfly
September 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
everytime i go to search bluesky i type in butterfly
dude vic and craig put their whole pusses into this song
September 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
dude vic and craig put their whole pusses into this song
im italian idk wtf a pignoli cookie is
September 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
im italian idk wtf a pignoli cookie is
can you guys fucking kill me
September 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
can you guys fucking kill me
if you enjoyed this summer youre a fucking liar
September 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
if you enjoyed this summer youre a fucking liar
i just listened to like a snippet of the ronnie radke serj tankian song. its realy bad. it like physically hurt me i turn it off. i cant do it. like when we needed serj the most he vanished
September 21, 2026 at 9:59 AM
i just listened to like a snippet of the ronnie radke serj tankian song. its realy bad. it like physically hurt me i turn it off. i cant do it. like when we needed serj the most he vanished
if i was mj i wouldve made harry osborn and peter parker kiss
September 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
if i was mj i wouldve made harry osborn and peter parker kiss
whenever i put my hair up in a bun with my baby bangs i feel like him
September 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
whenever i put my hair up in a bun with my baby bangs i feel like him
bf didnt know my natural hair color so i sent him an old pic of me (pre eyebrow thinning) and he goes ‘i like you better with thick eyebrows’ ???? bitch fuck you im shaving them off now
September 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
bf didnt know my natural hair color so i sent him an old pic of me (pre eyebrow thinning) and he goes ‘i like you better with thick eyebrows’ ???? bitch fuck you im shaving them off now
my old boss texted me back omg im so frickin anxious now like girl its ok. its ok. im so amazing and fine and perfectly ok yes yes im ok. this is fine
September 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
my old boss texted me back omg im so frickin anxious now like girl its ok. its ok. im so amazing and fine and perfectly ok yes yes im ok. this is fine
what i would do for some homemade mashed potatoes rn
Speechless Bald Man Smoking Cigarette
ALT: Speechless Bald Man Smoking Cigarette
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September 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
what i would do for some homemade mashed potatoes rn
ed sheeran could not be a more easily hateable celebrity like genuinely like oh its fuck ed sheeran? yeah easy enough
September 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
ed sheeran could not be a more easily hateable celebrity like genuinely like oh its fuck ed sheeran? yeah easy enough
hes a fucking dipshit
September 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
hes a fucking dipshit