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Sascrotch
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Fix the world, Bitch!
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TFW you beat the New York Jets in OT.
September 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Moore juked 2 guys into the netherworld
September 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Ohio Bobcats
September 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Indiana might score 100
September 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I want "Maybe It Was Utah" read aloud at my funeral
ICYMI, you can now read every pre-Ch6 era opener all the way back to yon EDSBS days by scrolling down to the bottom of this page rightchere (no email signup, no paywall, free forever)

channel-6.ghost.io/tag/openers/
Openers - Channel 6
channel-6.ghost.io
September 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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everyone is on their phone all the time, posting stuff to the phone, talking about what's on the phone, and what's on the phone is way too often Some Asshole
August 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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it's pretty on the nose for modern american life that a company that doesn't really do anything at all is on track to be the biggest company in america
SPACEX OVERTAKES MICROSOFT TO BECOME THE FOURTH BIGGEST COMPANY BY MARKET VALUE
June 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Luke on Hoth fighting what he thinks is Vader but after he beheads him the mask explodes & turns out it was a fake account
FUN FACT: He advised Queen Elizabeth to pardon her son 3 years, 5 months & 12 days after she passed away.

Please add "UNINFORMED" to my list.

Thank you for your attention to this embarrassing matter.
March 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Just want to shout out Conway Twitty for this brilliance, not just because it’s a song about how horned up he is & just wants to cut the small talk and get to Pound Town…but because it’s the first song I’ve heard with key changes DOWN at the end, not up… laying it DOWN. Country is high art
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears:

archive.is/ur35j
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Nancy Pelosi watching idiots storm the capitol gates on January 6th 2021- "We are going to fundraise forever on this shit"
Five years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
A true shame, R.I.P. The Mavericks made some amazing music. Listen to "All You Ever Do is Bring Me Down" and tell me it's not perfect
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The trophy is a bunch of hands of the damned dragging the earth to hell
honestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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worker: we have two options, X and Y. which one do you want? X has these benefits and Y has these. (i spent weeks compiling this info and thousands of jobs are at stake which you know but neither of us will acknowledge)

executive: yeq
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sent from my iPhone
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Live look at Aaron Banks after 8 weeks
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Come up with a good password for our video surveillance server."

"But I am le tired...."
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my frozen dinners based on a Kevin Costner television show
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Trump on Powell: “I was surprised he was appointed” (Trump appointed him)
July 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Not many albums are legitimately "no skips," and "Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd" does not have one damn skip.
July 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
May 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
NEWS:

Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."

We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.

One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM