Every female reporter or anyone else Sir DumpyPants trump gets nasty with should just walk away. Or just one, just one person ask him who the hell or f$ck he is talking to. You would probably be able to see the spinny rainbow wheel start. The meltdown would be EPIC!!

Happy Sunday. Just as a reminder:

Watching Columbo and they are using a rotary phone. I know how annoying they could be, especially if you mis-dialed when you were almost done, but I realized I kinda miss the sound. And few things were more satisfying than slamming the phone down on someone. Pushing the button has no oomph