The Goitre Belt
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She/her. You would know me from sweating too much anywhere at anytime 🫠
found whole bunch of Star Trek: The Next Generation trading cards
September 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
found whole bunch of Star Trek: The Next Generation trading cards
Born under the Solidago
August 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Born under the Solidago
Spot the turtle 🐢
July 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Spot the turtle 🐢
New wake up song
music.apple.com/ca/album/maw...
music.apple.com/ca/album/maw...
Mawnin by F.R.O.S.T on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 3:12
music.apple.com
June 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
New wake up song
music.apple.com/ca/album/maw...
music.apple.com/ca/album/maw...
I can’t get the red dot off of my calls. I’ve been through every voicemail. Please leave me red dot 🔴
May 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I can’t get the red dot off of my calls. I’ve been through every voicemail. Please leave me red dot 🔴
Reposted by The Goitre Belt
you know the angels were pissed when humans dropped
April 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
you know the angels were pissed when humans dropped
This all I can take in Media rn
April 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This all I can take in Media rn
A poet once wrote, “leg hairs blowin in the wind, dry shaving outside has that effect”
March 20, 2026 at 4:54 AM
A poet once wrote, “leg hairs blowin in the wind, dry shaving outside has that effect”
Planet update:
February 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Planet update:
Happy Year of the Horse 🐴 Lunar New Year!!!
February 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Happy Year of the Horse 🐴 Lunar New Year!!!
Tesla cars should be called Edison cars instead. Edison was corrupt and a bad guy. Take that Elon.
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Tesla cars should be called Edison cars instead. Edison was corrupt and a bad guy. Take that Elon.
Looking through a View Finder
February 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Looking through a View Finder
there’d be no paper in space yet spaceship movies often depict paper in space
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
there’d be no paper in space yet spaceship movies often depict paper in space
my greatest love affair is with sleep 😴
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
my greatest love affair is with sleep 😴
Emily had an odd relationship with her real life brother 👀
- Will the film of Wuthering Heights be faithful to the book?
- No, I was hoping it might be good.
- No, I was hoping it might be good.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Emily had an odd relationship with her real life brother 👀
gross all centuries
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
gross all centuries
Nature first. Everything else on pause.
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Nature first. Everything else on pause.
Didn’t get the job 😪🥲
music.apple.com/ca/album/hea...
music.apple.com/ca/album/hea...
Heartbreaker (Remastered) by Dionne Warwick on Apple Music
Song · 1982 · Duration 4:17
music.apple.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Didn’t get the job 😪🥲
music.apple.com/ca/album/hea...
music.apple.com/ca/album/hea...
Lunar New Year is the saving grace of New Year’s resolutions ✨🌟✨
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Lunar New Year is the saving grace of New Year’s resolutions ✨🌟✨