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@universalis.bsky.social
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✎ frey. 🔞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ because i'm universal.
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✎ frey. 🔞
Pinned
[ in a sing-song tone, ] I just wanted to see how quickly I could get the hang of it ♪
Plus, don't mugs make nice gifts?
Plus, don't mugs make nice gifts?
( Slow blink. She looks down at the clay, then back up at her, then down again. )
Pottery? For what purpose?
Pottery? For what purpose?
[ removing her gloves and slamming a large block of clay onto the table with a THUD. ]
We're learning pottery today.
We're learning pottery today.
September 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
[ in a sing-song tone, ] I just wanted to see how quickly I could get the hang of it ♪
Plus, don't mugs make nice gifts?
Plus, don't mugs make nice gifts?
[ a frown. ]
You can't handle it like you do your bike, you know. Though I wouldn't make anything so delicate it's useless.
[ staring. ]
How can I ensure you'll be responsible with it? Hm?
You can't handle it like you do your bike, you know. Though I wouldn't make anything so delicate it's useless.
[ staring. ]
How can I ensure you'll be responsible with it? Hm?
Some of the requisition orders are on the big side so I wanted to see if I could borrow your wheels.
[Looking down at with big ol eyes.]
[Looking down at with big ol eyes.]
What are you up to?
September 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
[ a frown. ]
You can't handle it like you do your bike, you know. Though I wouldn't make anything so delicate it's useless.
[ staring. ]
How can I ensure you'll be responsible with it? Hm?
You can't handle it like you do your bike, you know. Though I wouldn't make anything so delicate it's useless.
[ staring. ]
How can I ensure you'll be responsible with it? Hm?
[ removing her gloves and slamming a large block of clay onto the table with a THUD. ]
We're learning pottery today.
We're learning pottery today.
In that case... Anything I can assist with? I'm something of a polymath myself.
Oho! While I find that a wonderful pet project, I don't really want to do busywork for the sake of keeping busy.
I'll continue fixing up and running the shop, as needed. Perhaps I'll take this time to do other things I've been putting off.
I'll continue fixing up and running the shop, as needed. Perhaps I'll take this time to do other things I've been putting off.
September 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
[ removing her gloves and slamming a large block of clay onto the table with a THUD. ]
We're learning pottery today.
We're learning pottery today.
What are you up to?
Hey BigVinci, can I borrow the keys?
September 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
What are you up to?
( has my purpose really run out? ...
no, no. I shouldn't worry about things like that. I'm irreplaceable. )
no, no. I shouldn't worry about things like that. I'm irreplaceable. )
September 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
( has my purpose really run out? ...
no, no. I shouldn't worry about things like that. I'm irreplaceable. )
no, no. I shouldn't worry about things like that. I'm irreplaceable. )
Oho! While I find that a wonderful pet project, I don't really want to do busywork for the sake of keeping busy.
I'll continue fixing up and running the shop, as needed. Perhaps I'll take this time to do other things I've been putting off.
I'll continue fixing up and running the shop, as needed. Perhaps I'll take this time to do other things I've been putting off.
Hmmm. Well, the halls are barren and clinical. I don't really mind—in fact, I kind of like barren and clinical. But I've logged sixteen complaints in my little boxes I've set up, some very colourful in wording...
Maybe you could paint a mural or something.
Maybe you could paint a mural or something.
I've been overseeing Requisitions since they restock the shop for me.
I suppose I'll just have to adapt.... ugh.
I suppose I'll just have to adapt.... ugh.
September 16, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oho! While I find that a wonderful pet project, I don't really want to do busywork for the sake of keeping busy.
I'll continue fixing up and running the shop, as needed. Perhaps I'll take this time to do other things I've been putting off.
I'll continue fixing up and running the shop, as needed. Perhaps I'll take this time to do other things I've been putting off.
Hm. I suppose I can't argue with that.
I mean personality differences. 💢
I worry about your eyesight, Captain.
September 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Hm. I suppose I can't argue with that.
I've been overseeing Requisitions since they restock the shop for me.
I suppose I'll just have to adapt.... ugh.
I suppose I'll just have to adapt.... ugh.
You seem busy anyway. With your.
( Hand motions. )
Actually, I don't know what you do now. We've had a bit of a role shuffle. There are like three people that used to be directors walking around, two technical advisors, several Fujimarus...
( Hand motions. )
Actually, I don't know what you do now. We've had a bit of a role shuffle. There are like three people that used to be directors walking around, two technical advisors, several Fujimarus...
That's what they all say... boo hoo... boo hoo....
September 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I've been overseeing Requisitions since they restock the shop for me.
I suppose I'll just have to adapt.... ugh.
I suppose I'll just have to adapt.... ugh.
[ anguished scream coming from the workshop. ]
September 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
[ anguished scream coming from the workshop. ]
Reposted by 𝓓𝒂 𝓥𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒊-𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏 !
(Her own event and everything...)
September 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
(Her own event and everything...)
Reposted by 𝓓𝒂 𝓥𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒊-𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏 !
(No one tell her the littlest Vinky also got a swimsuit before she did...)
September 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
(No one tell her the littlest Vinky also got a swimsuit before she did...)
I worry about your eyesight, Captain.
September 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I worry about your eyesight, Captain.
That's what they all say... boo hoo... boo hoo....
The smaller hands come in handy for certain tasks. It's nothing personal.
[ woman who has been doing fuck all ] You know, it hurts my feelings when you defer all of the interesting jobs to the smaller me! I see you're already trading me in for a newer model...!! 💢💢
September 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
That's what they all say... boo hoo... boo hoo....
[ woman who has been doing fuck all ] You know, it hurts my feelings when you defer all of the interesting jobs to the smaller me! I see you're already trading me in for a newer model...!! 💢💢
September 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[ woman who has been doing fuck all ] You know, it hurts my feelings when you defer all of the interesting jobs to the smaller me! I see you're already trading me in for a newer model...!! 💢💢
@cabizbajo.bsky.social Have they put you back together again, or should I step in?
September 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
@cabizbajo.bsky.social Have they put you back together again, or should I step in?
He'll probably walk it off.
September 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
He'll probably walk it off.
Just think of me as her big sister. Though we're the same person.
Mhm. She’s a coworker.
You're familiar with my smaller self, yes?
September 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Just think of me as her big sister. Though we're the same person.
You're familiar with my smaller self, yes?
I have Never met you before.
Hmph. I'm gone for [ redacted ] amount of time and I'm already forgotten! [ sniffles, ] woe is me... !
September 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
You're familiar with my smaller self, yes?
Hmph. I'm gone for [ redacted ] amount of time and I'm already forgotten! [ sniffles, ] woe is me... !
Well excuse me. I'm used to her asking for more sugar than you like.
I didn't come over because you made my coffee order incorrectly.
September 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hmph. I'm gone for [ redacted ] amount of time and I'm already forgotten! [ sniffles, ] woe is me... !
I didn't come over because you made my coffee order incorrectly.
[Out of Quartz.] da Vinci tried to make me roll for her older self.
September 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I didn't come over because you made my coffee order incorrectly.
I wish I could have seen this for myself. I should have gone.
September 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I wish I could have seen this for myself. I should have gone.
Booooooooooooo! Booo!!!
I'm here to be tortured not to plan a heist
September 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Booooooooooooo! Booo!!!
You better bring back the rare materials the monsters drop. Or else don't come back at all!
September 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
You better bring back the rare materials the monsters drop. Or else don't come back at all!
It never occurred to me to plan a heist. Why did none of you immediately decide to plan a heist???
September 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
It never occurred to me to plan a heist. Why did none of you immediately decide to plan a heist???
Two hands, hm?
Well obviously you go an' use both hands instead, ain't exactly out of the ordinary for you to do when you're dealin' with me though.
September 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Two hands, hm?