unlearnable.bsky.social
@unlearnable.bsky.social
College Educated Resident of the Pacific NW
More likely having to release audited financials.
Maya Rudolph: Shocked After Horror Movie
ALT: Maya Rudolph: Shocked After Horror Movie
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September 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Somebody check with the press desk!
September 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Oops Moment
ALT: Oops Moment
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September 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Biological weapons created using computers.
Darcy Lewis Reacts: What A Twist!
ALT: Darcy Lewis Reacts: What A Twist!
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September 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Clarence Thomas: Anything's Possible SNL
ALT: Clarence Thomas: Anything's Possible SNL
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September 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Station19 Maya Bishop: Not A Good Plan
ALT: Station19 Maya Bishop: Not A Good Plan
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September 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Maybe somebody is worried about getting paid.
September 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Let's check with the guys in charge!
September 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Any comment from the press desk?
September 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Yeah...because otherwise you'd have to break it to the AI Fonzi and he ain't gonna be happy.
September 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Well, they shoot American made missles at us all the time so they might as well be using American made software.
September 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Somebody check in with the press desk!
September 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Wall Street is going to have to work on their 'suspension of disbelief.'

The market is normally pretty level headed about this type of stuff. I'm sure everything will be OK.
Little Girl Clapping and Saying Otay
ALT: Little Girl Clapping and Saying Otay
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September 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Or costs are lapping revenues by multiples and we have to come up with some excuse why the God machine ain't getting the the 'God' part anytime soon.
September 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Wall Street will be thrilled.
September 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I don't believe you.
September 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
See a doctor immediately.
Steve Carell: Not Suspicious At All
ALT: Steve Carell: Not Suspicious At All
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September 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
But was it a mass murder?

No? Well, then, there is still work to be done.
September 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
2.5m? Bots?
September 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It's too many days.
September 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Dozing Don.

If only he'd stop waking up.
September 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Glad you could get your fix
September 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I can't wait for the Great Pumpkin!
September 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
More AI slop.

"Wouldn't it be funny if...."

No. Since it requires no effort, it's not funny. It's boorish.
September 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM