Urziel
@urziel.bsky.social
Tiger Dad | NH | Sometimes NSFW 🔞| May post kink art | Come for the porn, stay for the dad jokes |
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🔞CW: #NSFW #VORE #DIGESTION (implied)🔞
Commission for @blindpilot.bsky.social and @urziel.bsky.social !~
Enjoying a quality meal doesn't just stop at swallowing or digestion. You gotta enjoy those gains, the way your prey has added to you, the way you've claimed them completely~😤
Commission for @blindpilot.bsky.social and @urziel.bsky.social !~
Enjoying a quality meal doesn't just stop at swallowing or digestion. You gotta enjoy those gains, the way your prey has added to you, the way you've claimed them completely~😤
August 25, 2026 at 6:32 PM
🔞CW: #NSFW #VORE #DIGESTION (implied)🔞
Commission for @blindpilot.bsky.social and @urziel.bsky.social !~
Enjoying a quality meal doesn't just stop at swallowing or digestion. You gotta enjoy those gains, the way your prey has added to you, the way you've claimed them completely~😤
Commission for @blindpilot.bsky.social and @urziel.bsky.social !~
Enjoying a quality meal doesn't just stop at swallowing or digestion. You gotta enjoy those gains, the way your prey has added to you, the way you've claimed them completely~😤
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Reminder that all cats are innocent and can not be help liable for any wrongdoing.
My 7lb house cat when she bites the plants? Just a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
300lb tiger dad ate your dinner out of the fridge, so now you're stuck cooking? ALSO a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
My 7lb house cat when she bites the plants? Just a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
300lb tiger dad ate your dinner out of the fridge, so now you're stuck cooking? ALSO a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
August 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Reminder that all cats are innocent and can not be help liable for any wrongdoing.
My 7lb house cat when she bites the plants? Just a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
300lb tiger dad ate your dinner out of the fridge, so now you're stuck cooking? ALSO a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
My 7lb house cat when she bites the plants? Just a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
300lb tiger dad ate your dinner out of the fridge, so now you're stuck cooking? ALSO a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
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Yanks you closer with the gravitational pull of my belly
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yanks you closer with the gravitational pull of my belly
I am astounded how quickly some kinks go from "oh that's hot!" to "Every day we stray further from God's light". Truly we live in a golden age of kinks as a sliding scale.
March 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I am astounded how quickly some kinks go from "oh that's hot!" to "Every day we stray further from God's light". Truly we live in a golden age of kinks as a sliding scale.
MH: Wilds having this much forced solo gameplay is seriously killing my interest. A core part of my enjoyment in those games has always been hunting with friends and my husband, so having our best option be for him to play ahead and double back, or to awkwardly cancel quests and restart is lame.
March 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
MH: Wilds having this much forced solo gameplay is seriously killing my interest. A core part of my enjoyment in those games has always been hunting with friends and my husband, so having our best option be for him to play ahead and double back, or to awkwardly cancel quests and restart is lame.
Consider if you will: giving your local cat a lil' smooch on the head is free.
February 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Consider if you will: giving your local cat a lil' smooch on the head is free.
The innate desire to not fit through doors and break chairs via sheer girth is strong.
February 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The innate desire to not fit through doors and break chairs via sheer girth is strong.
It lives rent-free in my brain at all times.
January 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It lives rent-free in my brain at all times.
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Finally back to the gym and FUCK did I lose a lot of muscle mass. Feels like I'm back to the lifts I did as a gangly teenager first learning to bench. Putting muscle back on usually isn't too too hard with some consistency, but it feels wild having my pecs be sore after just DB press for reps.
January 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Finally back to the gym and FUCK did I lose a lot of muscle mass. Feels like I'm back to the lifts I did as a gangly teenager first learning to bench. Putting muscle back on usually isn't too too hard with some consistency, but it feels wild having my pecs be sore after just DB press for reps.
Not my usual shitposting, but man I miss having gym partners. It gave me so much more drive back home to stay consistent and make gains. (Well, that and the dogwater gyms local to me in NH)
December 20, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Not my usual shitposting, but man I miss having gym partners. It gave me so much more drive back home to stay consistent and make gains. (Well, that and the dogwater gyms local to me in NH)
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Still pondering a 2nd one....
December 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Still pondering a 2nd one....
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Happy Friday the 13th to the black cats of the world. It’s your special day
December 13, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Happy Friday the 13th to the black cats of the world. It’s your special day
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I need to get nogged up (impregnated by eggnog).
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I need to get nogged up (impregnated by eggnog).
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Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
Consider: Void Creature scheming
November 18, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Consider: Void Creature scheming
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youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
The masculine urge to buy a 1996 Honda Acty. I know I would not even begin to fit in one practically, but who needs kneecaps when you got style.
August 21, 2024 at 5:24 PM
The masculine urge to buy a 1996 Honda Acty. I know I would not even begin to fit in one practically, but who needs kneecaps when you got style.
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If all this leftist ideology is "woke", then why am I so sleepy? Just a sleepy little guy.
March 6, 2024 at 9:12 PM
If all this leftist ideology is "woke", then why am I so sleepy? Just a sleepy little guy.
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at long last.. ITS FINALLY ART RAFFLE TIME!! (YCH edition)💦
Thank you all so much for sticking around and checking my stuff out it really means a lot
Rules:
- Must be a Following
- Repost
- Reply with quite literally anything, just be kind!
- Any species and body type are welcome!
Thank you all so much for sticking around and checking my stuff out it really means a lot
Rules:
- Must be a Following
- Repost
- Reply with quite literally anything, just be kind!
- Any species and body type are welcome!
February 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM
at long last.. ITS FINALLY ART RAFFLE TIME!! (YCH edition)💦
Thank you all so much for sticking around and checking my stuff out it really means a lot
Rules:
- Must be a Following
- Repost
- Reply with quite literally anything, just be kind!
- Any species and body type are welcome!
Thank you all so much for sticking around and checking my stuff out it really means a lot
Rules:
- Must be a Following
- Repost
- Reply with quite literally anything, just be kind!
- Any species and body type are welcome!