(+) Gave WY some of NE's water
(+) AK is significantly more lore accurate
(+) Gave OH slightly more land
(*) Merged TN and VA to make Virginia Prime (VP)
(-) added a scar to TX
(-) SI is shorter
(-) Removed TN and VA
A lot had to be done in the back end to let VP happen. Thank you for your patience.

(+) WA is longer
(+) TN now includes MO
(+) WY and UT have been noticeably increased in size
(-) United Kolorado (UK) is now shaped like the United Kingdom
(-) Turned NE into a body of water
(-) Removed Franklin
(-) Circumsized TX

(+) Lengthened SI
(+) TN now includes KT
(+) OK now includes KS
(+) GA now has SC's coast
(+) GB now includes PA
(-) Removed KS, KY, and PA
(-) Landlocked SC
(-) Removed Franklin

(+) IA now includes MN
(+) TN now includes NC
(+) VA now includes WV
(+) FL is bigger
(+) SC now has more coast
(*) Short Island (SL) is now an available server
(-) KS no longer has the panhandle
(-) Landlocked GA
(-) Removed Franklin
Dr Manhattaned the guy whos been ai generating code in our game

For those of you wondering (we've had a few people ask,) Franklin attempted to make it's way back into the code as a useable server, but accidentally set all servers to Maryland, which no longer exists. We believe the culprit is using AI generated "code" and failed to double check how it works.

Hey players, the next patch was found to have a pretty nasty bug, so we're going to have to delay the update to tomorrow night. Thank you for your patience.

-John 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

(EMERGENCY HOTFIX)

(+) Un-vaporized all players named Franklin
(+) Gave all Franklins an extra $250 to compensate for lost income

We are aware of Montanas "face" resembling that of Megamind. This was an intended feature and not what many people think to be a bug. We are also aware of removing Franklin causing millions of Franklins all over the nation to vanish into thin air. This actually is a bug and will be patched tonight.

(+) TN is now significantly longer
(+) WV now includes MD and DE
(+) KS now has a pan handle
(+) Gave MT's "face" some facial hair
(+) AR now includes LA
(=) Dakota (DK) renamed to Donkey Kong (DK)
(-) Removed LA, MD, and DE
(-) ID is smaller now
(-) Removed Franklin

(+) TN now includes the number ten
(+) Un-Reverted the NV-CH change
(+) Increased MO's Bootheel again
(*) Merged VT and NH to make Rectangle (RT)
(*) Merged North/South Dakota (ND/SD) to make Dakota
(=) CH change reverted to CA
(-) MI's upper half given back to canada
(-) Removed franklin

(+) MO's "bootheel" increased in size
(+) Reverted CN's border change due to popular demand
(+) Longer Island
(*) Combined AB and MS to make Alabamississippi (AM)
(-) Removed AB
(-) Removed MS
(-) Removed Frranklin
(-) Gave AK's southeast portion back to Canada

(+) HI is about 25% larger
(+) NV now includes most of North CA
(=) California (CA) is now Californah (CN)
(=) Colorado (CO) is now United Kolorado (UK)
(=) New Jersey (NJ) is now Gabagool (GB)
(-) Reduced Northern CA

(+) Stretched ME to the Northeast slightly
(+) Merged RI with CT and MA
(+) Stretched TX' Northernmost point more north
(=) Renamed New York (NY) to Mid York (MY)
(-) Removed OK's pan handle and southernmost parts
(-) Removed MA
(-) Removed CT

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