Ol' Mopey Pants🌻🍉🚩
@usualpants.bsky.social
He/Him. Detroit. Mostly depression and anxiety, but also some existential angst and anger at the state of it all. Socialist. Former weird kid. 外人ですが日本語OKです。I main a Bard on Excalibur. I love books. PWHL fan. I might just randomly respond to you.
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“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”
May 18, 2026 at 11:18 AM
“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”
Ok so this was actually awesome
youtu.be/1jNk5tmjhpc
youtu.be/1jNk5tmjhpc
GAMEOVERSE: PILOT
YouTube video by GLITCH
youtu.be
May 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Ok so this was actually awesome
youtu.be/1jNk5tmjhpc
youtu.be/1jNk5tmjhpc
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Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
May 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
Suck it, Minnesota Frost.
May 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Suck it, Minnesota Frost.
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Social Media in 2035
May 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Social Media in 2035
We got a team!!
PROFESSIONAL WOMEN’S HOCKEY LEAGUE EXPANDS TO DETROIT
PWHL Detroit to debut in 2026-27 season with home games played at Little Caesars Arena; Detroit-based Ally becomes Inaugural Partner 2026 PWHL Awards Ceremony and Draft will be hosted in Detroit on Ju...
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May 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We got a team!!
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Flyers Fans Not Sure Whether Gritty Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/
April 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Flyers Fans Not Sure Whether Gritty Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/
Theory: Aang being bald is proof of his goodness.
That whole time he could've brought out a razor and sliced somebody up. And he didn't.
That whole time he could've brought out a razor and sliced somebody up. And he didn't.
April 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Theory: Aang being bald is proof of his goodness.
That whole time he could've brought out a razor and sliced somebody up. And he didn't.
That whole time he could've brought out a razor and sliced somebody up. And he didn't.
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I'm proud of you
April 25, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I'm proud of you
Dr: Did you know you have a mutation to your MTHFR gene?
Me: No.
Dr: You can't process folate properly. You have a variant that makes you, like, 60% less efficient at it than normal people.
Me: This whole time, huh?
Dr: Your entire life.
Me:...
Dr:....
Me: ....That motherfu-
Dr: Old joke.
Me: No.
Dr: You can't process folate properly. You have a variant that makes you, like, 60% less efficient at it than normal people.
Me: This whole time, huh?
Dr: Your entire life.
Me:...
Dr:....
Me: ....That motherfu-
Dr: Old joke.
April 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Dr: Did you know you have a mutation to your MTHFR gene?
Me: No.
Dr: You can't process folate properly. You have a variant that makes you, like, 60% less efficient at it than normal people.
Me: This whole time, huh?
Dr: Your entire life.
Me:...
Dr:....
Me: ....That motherfu-
Dr: Old joke.
Me: No.
Dr: You can't process folate properly. You have a variant that makes you, like, 60% less efficient at it than normal people.
Me: This whole time, huh?
Dr: Your entire life.
Me:...
Dr:....
Me: ....That motherfu-
Dr: Old joke.
Little kids scream an awful lot for people who don't yet know about the world we're leaving them.
April 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Little kids scream an awful lot for people who don't yet know about the world we're leaving them.
Arachnophobia and Gremlins 2.
April 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Arachnophobia and Gremlins 2.
Eating takeout with metal cutlery from your house offends the spirit of the meal.
WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
April 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Eating takeout with metal cutlery from your house offends the spirit of the meal.
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A bit of a different take on the amazing Artemis II launch footage.
Here I stitched clips from the four Solar Array Wing Cameras to make this panoramic video.
This is during the later part of the Core Stage burn until MECO and stage separation, sped up to 10x. 🔭🧪 #Artemis
Here I stitched clips from the four Solar Array Wing Cameras to make this panoramic video.
This is during the later part of the Core Stage burn until MECO and stage separation, sped up to 10x. 🔭🧪 #Artemis
April 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
A bit of a different take on the amazing Artemis II launch footage.
Here I stitched clips from the four Solar Array Wing Cameras to make this panoramic video.
This is during the later part of the Core Stage burn until MECO and stage separation, sped up to 10x. 🔭🧪 #Artemis
Here I stitched clips from the four Solar Array Wing Cameras to make this panoramic video.
This is during the later part of the Core Stage burn until MECO and stage separation, sped up to 10x. 🔭🧪 #Artemis
Looking at a grotesque, many-limbed alien creature, and realizing it's just a human if engineered by a Linux admin.
April 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Looking at a grotesque, many-limbed alien creature, and realizing it's just a human if engineered by a Linux admin.
Curious about the mindset of the chuds betting on global thermonuclear war... Where exactly do they expect to spend their winnings?
April 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Curious about the mindset of the chuds betting on global thermonuclear war... Where exactly do they expect to spend their winnings?
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Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
April 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
am i pregante
This 3-word phrase will stop people from interrupting you, says public speaking expert
This 3-word phrase will stop people from interrupting you, says public speaking expert
If you can't speak up, you can lose out professionally and emotionally, says speech trainer John Bowe. Here's how to express yourself more authoritatively.
cnb.cx
April 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
am i pregante
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OT-WINNING HAT TRICK GOAL FROM SARAH FILLIER 🚨🚨🚨
April 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
OT-WINNING HAT TRICK GOAL FROM SARAH FILLIER 🚨🚨🚨
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lately the chumbucket ads I've been seeing on local news pages keep featuring (ai generated?) stock images of old dudes in marine uniforms, usually screaming
March 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
lately the chumbucket ads I've been seeing on local news pages keep featuring (ai generated?) stock images of old dudes in marine uniforms, usually screaming
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The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.
I Decompiled the White House's New App
The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.
blog.thereallo.dev
March 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.