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thelettuceman (he/him)
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Probably too far left for this service.

Native New Englander, non-native Virginian.

Polytheism | Theology | Heathenry | Firearms | Anarchism | Stoicism

axeandplough.com
In another time, Ed Sheerin would do the honorable thing and fall on a sword.
September 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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September 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
My employment was threatened today because of my attitudes towards AI ("I do not respect anyone who uses ChatGPT"). Said (by someone who isn't in that position but thinks he is) that companies are "firing people because it's cheaper to use AI"
September 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Lang hate rally-turned-march is attempting to get as close as possible to the 9/11 memorial event, with NYPD orange netting leading the march.
September 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Disappointed by the patch I received from an indie press. Not even a semi-decently embroidered one, but one seemingly printed on material. Glad to support independent writers and an independent, anti-AI press that is promoting them, but man.
September 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Boston + Backwoods Boston + New York is apparently Connecticut?
September 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Requested my mail-in ballot for November's election last night. Thinking I may hold off on sending it in and just dropping it off in person to guarantee it gets there.

I don't think electoralism really matters much, but I definitely hate Ben Cline enough to try.
September 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I don't know, if you have to telegraph your lack of concern over things, preemptively, it seems like you might be kind of concerned.
September 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Motorcycle helmet calling to me like the goddamn Green Goblin mask.
September 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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The worst thing white people ever did was infect the world with the idea that solidarity is transactional and that you should only support another's struggle for rights and equality if it's reciprocal or you get something in return. That turns human rights into a barter system.
September 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I've turned about 18lbs of tomatoes into 15 quarts of salsa so far.
All I grew this year were San Marzanos. A great sauce tomato, not a great salsa tomato. I'm making salsa with it, anyway.
August 29, 2026 at 9:54 AM
All I grew this year were San Marzanos. A great sauce tomato, not a great salsa tomato. I'm making salsa with it, anyway.
August 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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And just because I'm feeling petty, I want to say it is real grand that during ICE's most horrifically successful summer, No Kings has done absolutely nothing this entire time.

No marches. No events. Nothing.

All they have now is a landing page vaguely encouraging voting and a email sign up.
August 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Ah, that's the knife twist I was expecting.

Thank you sir, can I have another?
August 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Tim Curry Space
ALT: Tim Curry Space
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August 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Mine just came in the mail yesterday.
My Tarot set, the Flux Arcana, is back! My own hand-illustrated tarot is now back in my web shop while supplies last. If you love tarot, or just enjoy my art, this is your chance (once again however, only while supplies last!) 🤘
August 26, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The irony of Spotify requiring a test to check that its users are human while filling up with AI slop and hopping on the AI train is beyond amusing.
August 26, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Old people die, more news at 11.
August 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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#ArtefactSunday - The Minerva Bowl, a silver cup from the Hildesheim Treasure, the largest collection of Roman silver found outside the Roman provinces, 1st century BC - 1st century AD (Augustan period).

Altes Museum, Berlin.
August 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Talking about an egregiously tall (6'8") 22 year old coworker to my wife. Her response was "He's going to need a MASSIVE casket when he dies."

Just funeral director spouse things, I suppose.
August 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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“Who is scoundrel enough to really lament the death of such a beast?”

After the assassination of Tsar Alexander II, Johann Most wrote this article, which earned him a year and a half in an English prison.

theanarchistlibrary.org/library/joha...
Long live tyrannicide!
Johann Most Long live tyrannicide! 1881 Leading article in the “Freiheit” Vol.III (1881), No. 12 (March 19), p. 1, edited by Most, under the title:...
theanarchistlibrary.org
August 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"Italian nonsense." - @thecunningwif.bsky.social
August 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I have a chicken named Abrahamikan who I can control because he's a dinosaur.
August 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
"You can call us the Detention Squad. We're like the Breakfast Club of superheroes."
August 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
My cats aren't pets, they're the bridge crew of this ship that had an unfortunate transporter accident.
August 15, 2026 at 11:42 AM