wow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:

lol

Just some of the absolutely laziest ad-writing I've ever seen but more to the point: devaluing and sneering at human intellect and capabilities including companionship are the whole ballgame. They convey this contempt for humanity in the form, content and subtext of their goddamn marketing.

I would just like to reiterate that any woman asking Gemini if her **mascara** matches her lipstick is just as ridiculous as the completely idiotic restaurant scenario, even though the latter is *meant* to be a joke. The makeup one is presumably serious but also completely stupid.

In the most recent scenario Granny is obviously just a neglected person who thinks "ChatGPT" is a person keeping her company while she knits a baggy sweater, a thing she can totally do without chatbot help. "Not really helping you with anything but will chat with your lonely ass."

Techbros and their ad agencies clearly hellbent on conveying that we are the absolutely stupidest creatures alive. Therefore we don't really deserve to be alive anyway.

Shot clock violations not being called by umpire

turned out not to be correct, actually measured at 144 mph (still big ofc)