Val Salanitri
@valsalanitri.bsky.social
I'll figure out what to put here soon... I'm too old and cranky for this shit
((Fictional character in Crack Den SL, ᴠᴀʟ ꜱᴀʟᴀɴɪᴛʀɪ (gyric) in world, xxxmaulxxx discord))
((Fictional character in Crack Den SL, ᴠᴀʟ ꜱᴀʟᴀɴɪᴛʀɪ (gyric) in world, xxxmaulxxx discord))
Pinned
((Disclaimer: OOC nonsense will immediately shut down RP with me. I have neither the time nor the inclination to waste on your RL mental health issues. I keep things IC and IC only. If anything is questionable please message me OOCly and I'd gladly discuss it. Any and all trash talk is IC ONLY!))
((Disclaimer: OOC nonsense will immediately shut down RP with me. I have neither the time nor the inclination to waste on your RL mental health issues. I keep things IC and IC only. If anything is questionable please message me OOCly and I'd gladly discuss it. Any and all trash talk is IC ONLY!))
September 29, 2026 at 9:05 AM
((Disclaimer: OOC nonsense will immediately shut down RP with me. I have neither the time nor the inclination to waste on your RL mental health issues. I keep things IC and IC only. If anything is questionable please message me OOCly and I'd gladly discuss it. Any and all trash talk is IC ONLY!))
Best upgrade ever...
September 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Best upgrade ever...
Love living rent free in people's heads... it's hilarious.
Haha I win. You mad...
Haha I win. You mad...
September 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Love living rent free in people's heads... it's hilarious.
Haha I win. You mad...
Haha I win. You mad...
Looks like Trump was right... Fake news everywhere.
This is the best you got? Come up with some lame ass "Personal ad." Laughable.
You know you made it and are doing it right when you got haters... feed me Haters I feed on your tears.
This is the best you got? Come up with some lame ass "Personal ad." Laughable.
You know you made it and are doing it right when you got haters... feed me Haters I feed on your tears.
September 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Looks like Trump was right... Fake news everywhere.
This is the best you got? Come up with some lame ass "Personal ad." Laughable.
You know you made it and are doing it right when you got haters... feed me Haters I feed on your tears.
This is the best you got? Come up with some lame ass "Personal ad." Laughable.
You know you made it and are doing it right when you got haters... feed me Haters I feed on your tears.
If you find yourself in need or protection, someone missing that you need located, recon or surveillance, or any other such needs you dont wish to discuss openly. Contact us for a consultation.
Apex Risk Management.
Your privacy is our specialty.
Apex Risk Management.
Your privacy is our specialty.
July 25, 2026 at 2:21 PM
If you find yourself in need or protection, someone missing that you need located, recon or surveillance, or any other such needs you dont wish to discuss openly. Contact us for a consultation.
Apex Risk Management.
Your privacy is our specialty.
Apex Risk Management.
Your privacy is our specialty.
Some problems can be avoided.
Others have to be managed.
If your protecting your business, watching your back, finding that hard to find someone, or dealing with a situation that's becoming, complicated? Apex will deliver results.
Some people call us security. Others call us when security fails.
Others have to be managed.
If your protecting your business, watching your back, finding that hard to find someone, or dealing with a situation that's becoming, complicated? Apex will deliver results.
Some people call us security. Others call us when security fails.
July 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Some problems can be avoided.
Others have to be managed.
If your protecting your business, watching your back, finding that hard to find someone, or dealing with a situation that's becoming, complicated? Apex will deliver results.
Some people call us security. Others call us when security fails.
Others have to be managed.
If your protecting your business, watching your back, finding that hard to find someone, or dealing with a situation that's becoming, complicated? Apex will deliver results.
Some people call us security. Others call us when security fails.
COMING SOON TO HATHIAN
APEX RISK MANAGEMENT
Services Offered:• Executive & Personal Protection• Armed Security• Private Investigations• Surveillance & Reconnaissance• Missing Persons & Asset Recovery• Risk Assessments• Event Security• Escort & Transport Services• Consultation & Conflict Resolution
APEX RISK MANAGEMENT
Services Offered:• Executive & Personal Protection• Armed Security• Private Investigations• Surveillance & Reconnaissance• Missing Persons & Asset Recovery• Risk Assessments• Event Security• Escort & Transport Services• Consultation & Conflict Resolution
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
COMING SOON TO HATHIAN
APEX RISK MANAGEMENT
Services Offered:• Executive & Personal Protection• Armed Security• Private Investigations• Surveillance & Reconnaissance• Missing Persons & Asset Recovery• Risk Assessments• Event Security• Escort & Transport Services• Consultation & Conflict Resolution
APEX RISK MANAGEMENT
Services Offered:• Executive & Personal Protection• Armed Security• Private Investigations• Surveillance & Reconnaissance• Missing Persons & Asset Recovery• Risk Assessments• Event Security• Escort & Transport Services• Consultation & Conflict Resolution
Reposted by Val Salanitri
Carter died like he lived. Like a pathetic piece of shit. No Valhalla for you asshole.
BREAKING NEWS - HPD Officer Carter Ellis was reported to the Observer as having died yesterday from a suspected Cardiac Overdose. Ellis a decorated, but highly controversial officer had grown a fearsome reputation. news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/brea...
Carter Ellis: Death of an Infamous HPD Officer BREAKING NEWS
Lieutenant Carter Ellis of HPD dies of apparent Cardiac Arrest
news.thecrackden.com
June 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Carter died like he lived. Like a pathetic piece of shit. No Valhalla for you asshole.
This is for all the haters. Fuck you. I'mma keep livin' my best life in spite of you all.
April 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
This is for all the haters. Fuck you. I'mma keep livin' my best life in spite of you all.
I fuckin' cant... Sorry this will be the last post on this.
This silly bitch claims makeup is the explanation for a full-on rhinoplasty.
I know words hurt, but how insecure are you that my words made you change your facial structure, surgically? And claim it's make up.
Kick rocks bitch.
This silly bitch claims makeup is the explanation for a full-on rhinoplasty.
I know words hurt, but how insecure are you that my words made you change your facial structure, surgically? And claim it's make up.
Kick rocks bitch.
March 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I fuckin' cant... Sorry this will be the last post on this.
This silly bitch claims makeup is the explanation for a full-on rhinoplasty.
I know words hurt, but how insecure are you that my words made you change your facial structure, surgically? And claim it's make up.
Kick rocks bitch.
This silly bitch claims makeup is the explanation for a full-on rhinoplasty.
I know words hurt, but how insecure are you that my words made you change your facial structure, surgically? And claim it's make up.
Kick rocks bitch.
That moment your trolls block you, cause they can't take the heat.
Haha You're mad.
Makeup ain't why that Honker is smaller now. Tell me I don't live rent free in that dome of yours...
Haha You're mad.
Makeup ain't why that Honker is smaller now. Tell me I don't live rent free in that dome of yours...
a man in a suit and tie is talking and saying `` you can 't handle the truth '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking and saying `` you can 't handle the truth '' .
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
That moment your trolls block you, cause they can't take the heat.
Haha You're mad.
Makeup ain't why that Honker is smaller now. Tell me I don't live rent free in that dome of yours...
Haha You're mad.
Makeup ain't why that Honker is smaller now. Tell me I don't live rent free in that dome of yours...
☑ Hot young girlfriend
☑ Italian Sports car
☑ House in the suburbs
☑ Life being grand
☑ Crazy haters
Bring on those midlife crisis comments you fuckin' trolls and haters...
☑ Italian Sports car
☑ House in the suburbs
☑ Life being grand
☑ Crazy haters
Bring on those midlife crisis comments you fuckin' trolls and haters...
March 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
☑ Hot young girlfriend
☑ Italian Sports car
☑ House in the suburbs
☑ Life being grand
☑ Crazy haters
Bring on those midlife crisis comments you fuckin' trolls and haters...
☑ Italian Sports car
☑ House in the suburbs
☑ Life being grand
☑ Crazy haters
Bring on those midlife crisis comments you fuckin' trolls and haters...
Welp, it did this time, but usually doesn't.
February 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Welp, it did this time, but usually doesn't.
It actually makes me laugh. You little bitchass wanna be gangsters all cry that the "Big bad HPD" brings the hammer down. They do all this bad shit. Then when a cop comes along who does the right thing... tries to talk to you, hear your side, and not treat you like shit... you bitch about that too.
a man is standing in front of a window and saying `` there is no pleasing you , is there ? '' .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a window and saying `` there is no pleasing you , is there ? '' .
media.tenor.com
February 25, 2026 at 1:14 AM
It actually makes me laugh. You little bitchass wanna be gangsters all cry that the "Big bad HPD" brings the hammer down. They do all this bad shit. Then when a cop comes along who does the right thing... tries to talk to you, hear your side, and not treat you like shit... you bitch about that too.
IYKYK!
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February 24, 2026 at 5:42 AM
IYKYK!
Reposted by Val Salanitri
Malic looks like a new face, but he’s an old defender of Hathian. Fresh from the Army and forged by chaos, he returns with a sharp mind, level head, and dark humor—steady enough to survive the streets he protects.
#SecondLife #TheCrackDen #Roleplay #Metaverse
#SecondLife #TheCrackDen #Roleplay #Metaverse
February 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Malic looks like a new face, but he’s an old defender of Hathian. Fresh from the Army and forged by chaos, he returns with a sharp mind, level head, and dark humor—steady enough to survive the streets he protects.
#SecondLife #TheCrackDen #Roleplay #Metaverse
#SecondLife #TheCrackDen #Roleplay #Metaverse
It's a joke people... before you go all rawr face.
February 20, 2026 at 4:53 AM
It's a joke people... before you go all rawr face.